NEW POLITICAL VOCABU-LARRY

Updated 03/14/12

Some of the things government does are so STOOOPID that there are no words to describe them. Or at least there weren't any. Here are a few words to fill in the gap.

@ack (N - Pronounced "at ack") - Deluge of email complaining about high taxes.
Abortuary (N) - Place where unborn babies are sentenced to death for merely existing. *
Academicrackpot (N) - Anyone who has an address at a college or university, and uses it to seemingly authenticate the drivel he publishes.
Acrocracy (N) - Overly high and mighty government.
Acronymesis (N) - A government that makes too many acronyms.
ACLU (N) - Acronym for the Anti-Christian Lawyers Union. But they don't have a-clue, unlike what their acronym says.
Adminitraitor (N) - A government official who commits treason.
Adminkistrator (N) - A government official who makes enough money to buy mink furs.
Adhocracy (N) - A government hastily thrown together.
Aesthetocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on aesthetics, or creates rules to control aesthetics. Those items should be paid for and controlled by private interests.
Airmark (N) - A government earmark spent into thin air.
Al Cryda (N) - Crybabies who demand their way, or else they will destroy things.
ALCU (N) - Acronym for Anti-Liberal Christians United.
Anachronym (N) - A Non-current Acronym, Currently Held Reserved for Obsolete Nomenclatures from Years Memorial.
ANBAstasia (N) - The fact that there are very few Asians in the NBA (National Basketball Association).
Andage (N) - Multiple repetitions of "Oh! One more thing!" (comes from the "Columbo" TV series.)
Animal Right, The (PH) - The animal has the right to appear in court and express its opinions. **
Anticlivity (N) - The tendency to not do something wrong. (Antonym of proclivity.)
Anticrat (N) - A politician who is against letting anyone do anything against the politician's beliefs.
Antifessional (N) - Amateur on the job.
Antitrust (V) - To sue a company in order to break up its monopoly. (old word, but not a verb)
Arachnochronism (N) - Any government policy that works for no longer than the lifetime of a spider.
Arachnoleptic Fit (N) - The frantic dance performed just after walking through a spider web. ****
Aristotenvironmentalist (N) - A person who refuses to believe that an automobile uses more energy getting up to speed than it uses maintaining that speed, as though Aristotelian Physics were true.
Artache (N) - The pain you get from seeing the taxes taken from you being wasted on art.
Artchitect (N) - An architect who places the beauty he can create above the functionality of the building.
Artchitecture (N) - The design of a building that has beauty, but no functionality.
Artfirstics (N) - Attempts to get government to pay for worthless art, instead of necessities.
Artistocrat (N) - A government official who think the arts are necessities.
Artsocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on the arts and entertainment. Those items should be paid for entirely by private interests.
Artsux (V) - What happens to tax dollars wasted on the arts.
Atheisticism (N) - A religion that believes in banning all religions.
Atheisticist (N) - A member of ATHEISTICISM.
Attidude (N) - The laid-back overconfidence of a novice.
Autipsy (N) - An autopsy performed while the medical examiner was drunk.
Autocomputotastrophe (N) - An automobile crash caused by the failure of the on-board computer.
Autolescent (N) - A very bad driver, who is self-centered in nature.
Autolopithicus (N) - A driver with prehistoric roots, who believes that there is nothing wrong with drinking and driving, breaking traffic laws, and endangering other motorists. See AUTOLESCENT, SQUATWELLIAN.
Aww (IJ) - What you are filled with when you see the awful (or is that AWW-ful) job government does. Antonym of "awe".
Baby Bill (N) - One of the companies that would result from antitrusting MicroSoft. **
Badzoic Era (N) - The geologic age when everything in the world started to go wrong.
Balloot (N) - 1. Fraudulent ballots used to win an election.
2. The votes stolen from a candidate when a similar candidate runs in an election using the Plurality Voting System.
Ballot Dancing (N) - A dance to keep politicians on their toes.
Bambooze (V) - What alcoholic beverages do to the brain.
Bamn (V) - To prohibit something for aesthetic reasons.
Bargoon (N) - 1. A bargain that turns out to not be such a bargain.
2. Any deal made with a DEMOC RAT.
Basebrawl (N) - A game, in which people combine playing baseball with having bench-clearing fights. See BASKETBRAWL, FOOTBRAWL, RACEBRAWL.
Basketbrawl (N) - 1. A game, in which people combine playing basketball with having bench-clearing fights.
2. Indiana Pacers vs Detroit Pistons 11/20/2004. See BASEBRAWL, BRAWL GAME, FOOTBRAWL, RACEBRAWL.
Bawl Game (N) - How liberals get their way. * See BRAWL GAME.
Beautocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on beauty and beautification. Those items should be paid for by private interests.
Bendjectory (N) - The meandering path of the "magic bullet" postulated by Kennedy assassination conspiracy theorists, who can't believe a single bullet could make 7 wounds in two people, even though the feat was duplicated under laboratory conditions.
Bicker Bonnet (N) - The hat that is worn when the person is argumentative.
Bidydle (N) - A bicycle used to break traffic laws.
Big Band Theory (PH) - The origin of the universe, according to "The Picture Book of Relativity." ... Glenn Miller?
Bilk Linton (N) - The economic policies of Bill Clinton that caused Linton Indiana to lose two factories.
Bilkage (N) - 1. Taxation over 10 percent.
2. Money taken by a scam.
3. See BILK LINTON.
Billany (N) - The crime of overbilling.
Billionormilliarding (V) - Getting the US numbering system mixed up with the world numbering system. See SI standards for a chart showing the differences between the numbering systems.
Biodegradable crumble (N) - What the container you wanted to save turns into, because ENVIRONMENTALISTICISM wants such packages to be biodegradable.
Bisackual (A) - Will take either paper or plastic sacks.
Bituperate (V) - To verbally abuse people for doing either of the only two available alternatives.
Blatticide (N) - The act of killing roaches. *
Bleatum (N) - Rhetoric from the left (liberal) side of the aisle.
Blork (S) - The sound of government regulation being released.
Blorkia (N) - A country that releases lots of government regulation (See BLORK).
Blubbernment (N) - Government that causes obesity by giving the people a lot of stress.
Bluk (N, A) - Pertaining to advertisements received through email. Cf. Bulk.
Bomblastic (A) - Describing the noise of a terrorist bomb going off as "violating the noise ordinance."
Booleny (N) - The crime of faulty use of Boolean algebra.
Boombastic (A) - Describing the sound of a passing BOOMCAR.
Boomcar (N) - An automobile with a booming THUMPER. *
Bosstastrophe (N) - An automobile accident caused by the boss yelling at the driver (his employee) over a cell phone.
Bothsider (N) - A driver who drives in the center lane of a one-way street, trying to get the first parking space found on either side. He usually causes an accident trying to get the space.
Bozone (N) - A substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. ****
Bragium (N) - A chemical substance that makes people brag.
Bragsheet (N) - A legislator's free-postage legislative newsletter that says "Look what I did!"
Brain Bucket (N) - Safety helmet.*
Brain Remover (N) - An alcoholic beverage that is 100 proof or higher. Science has now shown that excessive drinking causes the brain to shrink and lose function. Could be a cause of SLOUCHED BRAIN.
Brainscanolitics (N) - The science of predicting voting patterns based on brain scans. It shows that liberals use the emotion sections of the brain, while conservatives use the problem solving parts.
Brimpet (N) - The little planter found at the end of each row of parking spaces in a shopping center parking lot, usually put there to please zoning officials. Usually takes up otherwise wasted space, but can cause sight distance problems if trees are planted there. See CRIMPET and FRIMPET.
Brobdinglegislation (N) - Any legislative bill over 200 words long.
Brobdingovernment (N) - Oversized, bloated government.
Broker (A) - What you become after you use the services of one.
Bureauc Rat (S) - Any public official opposed to letting anyone do anything without a permit.
Busidue (N) - 1. Detritus left behind by a defunct business.
2. Detritus left behind by a public transit vehicle.
Buypartisan (A) - Describing when both parties agree to take away more of your income and spend it themselves. **
Cacajillion (U) - The total number of things that can possibly go wrong. **
Californicate (V) - 1. To behave like HOLLYWODD actors and actresses do in TV shows.
2. To believe that the California government actually knows what it is doing.
Californitritus (N) - All of those labels on equipment saying that it contains something "known to the State of California" to be harmful in some obscure way or another. Treat them as the trash they are, because California doesn't really have any proof to back up what it "knows".
Campagne (N) - A political run for office where all of the principles are habitually drunk.
Campaign Finance Control (N) - An attempt to bias elections toward Liberal candidates.
Candigape (N) - The open-mouthed look on the face of a candidate, found in a file photo repeatedly used by a newspaper that wants him to lose the election.
Car Challenger (N) - A HINDENCAR.
Carnedy (N) - A public official or candidate who has killed someone. **
Celebrocracy (N) - Government by entertainment celebrities.
Cellophase (N) - To phase into and out of paying attention to your driving, because you are on a cell phone.
Cesspoo (N) - The detritus that is found in a cesspool.
Cheapcare (N) - Health care that's for the birds.
Cheapshoot (V) - To utter a cheap shot (an innuendo). (Contributed by "Old Dude")
Chopera (N) - An opera interrupted by a power failure.
Cigabutt (N) - The most often distributed litter, a cigarette butt.
Citizen (N) - A prisoner of the laws of a country.
Clastocrat (N) - A person who mistakenly believes he can get his way by destroying property.
Clinton Award (N) - The award given to the most womanizing politician. **
Clintoons (N) - The antics of Bilk Clinton.
Cliptomaniac (N) - A kleptomaniac who steals only paper clips. (4th word I coined)
Clockmare (N) - 1. How DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME messes up things.
2. Being the janitor of a building with 157 public clocks on the day the time changes for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME.
Clocktonite (N) - The mysterious substance inside an office clock that slows down civil service workers after 2 pm.
Commit Truth (V) - To tell the truth, even though it is not within the guidelines of POLITICAL CORRECTION. **
Conphylactic (N) - A leaky condom.
Contact Bridge (N) - A card game where people get mad and chase each other around the room. See TACKLE PINOCHLE.
Controlocracy (N) - A government that tries (and fails) to control the economy. Of course, controlling an economy is impossible.
Copygreed (N) - The belief that copyright should be forever.
Copyrat (N) - A copyright holder who will not place a discontinued product in the public domain, keeping those who need it from getting it. See COPYGREED.
Corrodium (N) - What dead batteries are made of. (See PRE-CORRODIUM.)
Corrodium Warning (N) - "Do not lose this radio in closet while installing dead batteries."
Cramvernment (N) - A government that tries to do more than the tax base can afford.
Crastinator (N) - A person adept at delaying, who has not yet turned pro.
Criminal Democracy (N) - The act of any legislator voting his personal preference instead of what his constituency wants. **
Criminocracy (N) - A government run by criminals.
Crimpet (N) - The little planter found in the middle of each row of parking spaces in a shopping center parking lot, usually put there to please zoning officials. Usually takes up space that could have provided additional parking, but doesn't cause sight distance problems if trees are planted there. See BRIMPET, FRIMPET.
Crysis Baby (N) - Anyone who cries and screams to keep his favorite nonessential government program from being cut.
Crystal Bawl (N) - What liberals use to foretell doom and disaster. *
Cureaubrat (N) - A government employee who imagines that he has the cure for every problem. ***
Cureaubratese (N) - A language made up by CUREAUBRATS, and used to hide what they are really doing.
Daniels-Stupid Time (PH) - Forcing people in Indiana to change time to two hours ahead of the sun. (c.f. Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels)
Danielsarchy (N) - A government where the governor is allowed to put pressure on the legislators. (c.f. Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels)
Darwinisticism (N) - The fanatically religious belief that Darwin was right. See EVILUTION.
Darwinisticist (N) - A member of DARWINISTICISM.
Darwinistics (N) - The unfair rules DARWINISTICISTS place on evaluating paleontological evidence that automatically discard any evidence of a miracle as being "spurious." They then use the resulting "lack of any evidence of miracles" to demonstrate that Creationism is wrong.
Daylight-Saving Nerd (N) - 1. A person who demands that all countries advance their clocks on the same day, forgetting that the seasons are reversed in the Southern Hemisphere.
Daylight-Saving Nut (N) - 1. A person who actually believes that advancing the clocks saves energy.
2. A person who actually believes that daylight can be saved.
Daylight-Saving Time (PH) - A scam that makes liberals think that changing the clocks saves energy. It actually wastes energy, now that most people have home air conditioners, and that people commute in cars. It also causes productivity losses, accidents, stress, and obesity, and it caused the end of the drive-in movie.
Daylight-Scattered Time (PH) - 1. The shift in time between two countries because DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME changes the relative time between them. They may change time on different dates, in different directions, or for different sized changes. Also, one may change time while the other does not.
2. The DST BUG, when the legislated beginning and ending dates for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME change in 2007.
Daylight-Scrambled Time (PH) - The week after a time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME, when most airline, bus, railroad, factory, and shift working schedules are messed up, and when process control systems don't work right.
Daylight-Screwball Time (PH) - 1. The week after the time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME, when sadistic politicians gloat about the discomforts and expenses their time change just caused everyone to suffer.
2. The month after the time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME, when nuts go on killing sprees (Columbine, Oklahoma City, and Waco, to name a few).
Daylight-Screwup Time (PH) - The week before and the two weeks after a time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME. During this period, none of the published TV schedules are correct, and most VCRs malfunction during timer recording.
Daylight-Skirmish Time (PH) - The extra period of light provided by DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME that allows people to play sports longer after work. It also causes July-4 fireworks and drive-in movies to start too late for children to attend.
Daylight-Software Time (PH) - The week when Microsoft Windows computers had the time wrong, due to not having the correct date for the time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME.
Daylight-Spending Time (PH) - DAYLIGHT STUPID TIME, because it costs people money.
Daylight-Squandered Time (PH) - The period of actual financial loss that follows a time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME. The losses are usually due to lost productivity, wrecked schedules, auto accidents, and wasted energy.
Daylight-Stouter Time (PH) - The period of time following a time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME when stress causes weight gain.
Daylight-Stressful Time (PH) - The three-week period of time when people are stressed out from having to change their internal circadian clocks, due to the time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME. Causes productivity reductions, obesity, accidents, and shooting sprees.
Daylight-Stupid Time (PH) - DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME, now that the predominance of home and car air conditioners has made advancing the clocks in the summer use more energy. The fact that legislators still want it makes it even more stupid.
Daylight-Symptoms Time (PH) - The period of jet-lag-like symptoms following a time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME. Can last up to three weeks.
Dead Wreckening (N) - Government that continues doing the same wrong thing, ignoring the disastrous consequences that result.
Deficiency Apartment (N) - 1. An apartment with two rooms, one of them being a bathroom.
2. Any apartment that has decayed because it has been under rent control for years.
Deja-Moo (PH) - "I've heard this bull before."
Delay-Off (N) - When both sides counter each other with continuances.
Demibudget (N) - A budget proposed by Libertarians, half the size of a proper government budget, so there is room for emergencies.
Demo Crats (N) - People who demolish the economy because they believe in (and try to implement) faulty Keynesian economic theory.
Demoautocrat (N) - A politician who changes the rules if he can't win legitimately.
Democ Rat (A) - Any public official wanting to charge a fee for everything.
Demodrat (A) - Any public official who upsets people with his actions.
Demonsterance (N) - Tax removal.
Depodiated (A) - A speaker who, when told to come up to the podium, finds there isn't one to stand on, but just a lectern.
Derepresentation (N) - Fringe zoning imposed on people who cannot vote in the elections of the city imposing it. They can't vote, because they live outside the city limits. But the city unconstitutionally controls their land, because the judges who could stop it want the zoning controls.
Dermocrat (N) - A politician who loves to get under your skin and cause discomfort.
Deskworm (N) - A CUREAUBRAT who does absolutely nothing worthwhile. *
Despotocracy (N) - 1. Dictatorship.
2. Committee system in Congress and in state and local legislatures.
3. Government operated mainly on the principles of animosity.
Despotocrat (N) - 1. Dictator.
2. Committee chairman of any committee in Congress or a legislature.
3. Any politician who is an expert in animosity.
4. Anyone possessing political dynamite.
Destructatax (N) - A tax that causes businesses to fail and jobs to be lost.
Destructocracy (N) - Government operated mainly on the principles of animosity.
Destructocrat (N) - 1. Any politician who is an expert in animosity.
2. Anyone possessing political dynamite.
Diabetaxes (N) - A disease afflicting obese government, characterized by the fact that tax revenue spent on goods or services ends up paying more for business taxes than it does paying for the actual work needed to make the goods or services bought.
Diabetaxic (A) - Of the portion of tax revenue spent that ends up paying the taxes of the payee.
Diayoubetic (A) - Describing someone who should have diabetes due to obesity, according to government.
Dimpled Chad (N) - A defect in a computer punch card that is caused by a dirty card reader. *
Discongenuous (A) - When a company discontinues needed products, or says "Your call is important to us" for two hours of keeping you on hold.
Disconnectady (N) - The birthplace of politicians and union leaders who are disconnected from reality.
Dislaboration (N) - The state of politicians or labor unions working against each other.
Disomniscient (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god.
Disputocracy (N) - Government operated mainly on the principles of animosity.
Disputocrat (N) - Any politician who is an expert in animosity.
Disquisition (N) - 1. Not investigating something that should be investigated.
2. A disquieting inquisition.
Dissquawlifier (N) - A law passed to placate liberals.
Diversity (N) - A useless mixture of different beliefs, including various religions. Disobeys all of the religions.
Divertity (N) - The use of "diversity" to divert the attention of the public away from an attack on a religion.
Doctorn (A) - Describing a malpractice victim.
Dogmacide (N) - When one person's karma runs over another person's dogma.
Dongle (N) - A device attached to a computer that proves to the software that the user has purchased the software, and thus has a right to use it. Violates the law once the copyright expires. *
Dopeler Effect (N) - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ****
Double Drick (N) - A large-area power failure, such as the one on 11/9/1965. See DRICK.
Double Entawdry (N) - A phrase that has two meanings, with one of them being sexually suggestive.
Dracocratic (A) - Describing the actions of those who demand that government must be obeyed at all costs.
Drainocrat (N) - Any CUREAUBRAT who enacts rigid controls over storm water drainage from private property.
Dramite (N) - A very short stage play.
Dratify (V) - To affirm mistakes as part of the plan.
Dratoff (N) - A mistake contest.
Drayne (N) - Any person, government program, or process that destroys wealth.
Drick (S, N) - A power failure. (From the TV series "Green Acres")
Dricken (N) - Plural of DRICK - multiple power failures.
Dricker (N) - The cause of a power failure. See DRICK.
Droit (N) - A French robot that takes away your rights and money, giving them to undeserving artists.
DST Bug (N) - The computer and equipment errors that occur because the legislated beginning and ending dates for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME changed in 2007. Most current software and devices make the change on the wrong date.
Ductapernment (N) - The government that believes it can fix anything.
Duckatorium (N) - Where politicians hide when the people are mad at them.
Ducktor (N) - 1. A quack doctor.
2. A politician who hides from the people.
Duel Citizenship (N) - 1. The state of disagreeing with the government.
2. Having multiple governments fighting over which one gets to collect taxes from an individual.
Dumbdownthropus (N) - A politician with prehistoric roots, who wants to dumb down education so no voters are smarter than he is.
Dumblecrat (N) - Any politician who is against using Phonics in the classroom.
Duodemibudget (N) - A budget proposed by Democrats, two and one half times the proper size of a government budget.
E Pluribus Spendum (PH - "Out of many, spend") - What the motto of the United States of America should be, given the current spending habits of Congress and the state legislatures.
Earthdaysaster (N) - All of the litter that has to be picked up after an Earth Day celebration.
Eboink (S) - The sound a computer makes when an email arrives.
Ecobink (S) - The alarm that goes off in an ENVIRONMENTALISTICIST's head when something appears to be polluting.
Ecomonics (N) - The false science used by ENVIRONMENTALISTICISTS to inadvertently destroy the economy.
Economommy (N) - What most high school graduates think government is - a benevolent mommy who will give them money when they don't have enough.
Ecopork (N) - Money wasted on pork-barrel projects for ecological reasons, or to stimulate the economy.
Edjuciator (N) - An educator accused of sexually molesting children.
Edjudicator (N) - An educator who decides that children must be taught the educator's political and religious beliefs.
Egolitarian (N) - A person with a superego for absolute equality.
Electrickian (N) - A politician who takes advantage of the errors in the PLUROERROR by secretly funding a candidate intended to split the opposition vote. See PLURALITY VOTING SYSTEM, PLUROCRAT.
Electrickity (N) - The ability to bias the election by running a third party candidate. See PLUROERROR.
Ellwait (N) - The time someone loses or wastes by using mass transit.
Emocrib (N) - Where a CRYSIS BABY sleeps.
Energy Crisis (N) - Fuel Shortage caused by price controls.
Energy Crysis (N) - A belief of ENVIRONMENTALISTICISM that energy must be saved at all costs.
Entertainocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on entertainment and fun. Those items should be paid for by private interests.
Environblabber (N) - The religious pronouncements of environmentalists that sound like science.
Environmentalisticism (N) - The religious component of Environmentalism.
Environmentalisticist (N) - A member of ENVIRONMENTALISTICISM.
Epicracy (N) - An Epicurean government.
Epicrat (N) - An Epicurean politician.
Escalize (V) - To intensify your campaign for a spending program because your opponent has proved it can't possibly work.
Escheat (V) - The method government uses to cheat, so government gets any unclaimed or intestate property. The word "cheat" came from fraudulent government use of escheat. * (not recent coinage)
Evain (A) - vanity in email.
Evilution (N) - The religion allowed into public schools that teaches that God did not create the universe, but that it "just happened". A tenet of DARWINISTICISM.
Exaster (N) - 1. A former disaster.
2. An ex-wife.
Execublabber (N) - Drivel produced by a government or corporate executive. See LEGISBLABBER.
Extortalism (N) - The act of pretending to be a neutral journalist while biasing the news in favor of one political party or belief.
Expert (N) - Unknown drip under pressure. (cf. x = unknown + spurt = drip under pressure) *
Exploit (N) - The pejorative the Democrats exploit most.
Exatort (N) - a tort with $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in damages.
Failacy (N) - Propensity to fail.
Failout (N) - The 2008-2009 government bailout, and its failure to make the economy recover (due to high taxes).
Failroad (N) - A transportation system that is touted as being able to relieve traffic congestion, but cannot do so because it does not serve most of the locations where trips terminate.
Fairgle (V) - To yell "It's not fair" when you lose. This has become the chief activity of many liberals.
Fallic (A) - Full of fallacy.
Faqirial (A) - A day short and a dollar late.
Faqiry (N, pronounced "fakery") - One of the fake fairies that liberals postulate must exist. They provide the missing wealth needed to make the LIVING WAGE and other impossible plans FEASE.
Farcetecture (N) - Construction featuring odd angles, unusable spaces, huge foyers, and pedestrian catwalks. Usually pertains to government buildings built for art, rather than for function.
Fast Feud (N) - A fight between fast food restaurants and FOOD COPS.
Fatta Claus (N) - Santa Claus, as seen by government nutritionists (FOOD COPS).
Fauxtography (N) - Making PHAKE photos.
Faxic Waste (N) - When political ads come through the fax, wasting your supplies.
FDR (N) - Acronym for Failed Democrat Redistribution.
Fease (V) - To be feasible. *
Feasily (AV) - Doably.
Feasy (A) - Easily feasible.
Fedidue (N) - Government waste and residue left over from federal programs.
Fednot (N) - A charm used to keep the federal government away.
Feeloader (N) - 1. A government agency that makes money from excessive fees.
2. Police departments and courts that can increase their budgets by increasing the number of tickets and fines.
Feuditi (N) - Graffiti arising from a feud.
Fidgetbuster (N) - 1. A U.S. Senate debate that keeps legislators alert and concentrating.
2. A toy given to a child to keep him quiet at church.
Fink Tank (N) - An organization of whistleblowers.
Flemsy (A) - The poor quality of Dutch law, due to its overpermissiveness.
FLIRage (N) - The use of Forward Looking InfraRed (FLIR).
Flyswatter Interchange (N) - A traffic interchange so poorly designed that it looks like they just put a bunch of interchange parts over a clay model of the area, and then took a flyswatter and went SPLAT! An example of a flyswatter interchange can be found in New London, Connecticut at the intersection of I-95, US-1 and Connecticut 32.
Food Cop (N) - A self-appointed NUTRITION CZAR.
Foolower (N) - A person who does nothing but follow a lousy politician.
Footbrawl (N) - A football game disrupted by a fight. See BASEBRAWL, BASKETBRAWL, BRAWL GAME, RACEBRAWL.
Foreploy (N) - Any misrepresentation made for the purpose of getting laid. ****
Frankencorn (N) - Genetically engineered grain. *
Fraudtopsy (N) - Fake alien autopsy*
Freedomicide (N) - Destroying freedom in the name of security.
Frimpet (N) - A BRIMPET with a large tree planted in it that frustrates attempts to see cross traffic.
Frustralia (N) - A country with a government that frustrates everyone.
Futilism (N) - 1. Government by idiots.
2. Belief in Keynesian Economics.
Gabblerouser (N) - Something in the bill being considered that causes the audience to start talking.
Gaffernment (N) - A government that makes nothing but mistakes.
Gasp Mileage (N) - The shock at your low miles per dollar.
Geigers (N) - What a Geiger counter counts.
Geracy (N) - The crime of not providing geriatric discounts.
Gigaperson (N) - A unit of measure equal to 1,000,000,000 people. Used to describe the world population. The world population was approximately 6 gigapersons in 2005 AD. That is 6 billion people in US numbering, or 6 milliard people in world numbering. See SI standards for a chart on the difference between US numbering and world numbering.
Gigglepathic (N) - The portion of the testimony that causes the audience to giggle.
Gigli (A) - Very bad. Used to describe the film by the same name. Also describes the economy-destroying platforms of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and John Kerry.
Gimme-gimme-ism (N) - The belief that government should get most of the money from the economy.
Giraffiti (N) - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. ****
Givernment (N) - A government that gives away money, and then overtaxes the people to pay for it.
Glibido (N) - All talk and no action. ****
Glommernment (N) - A government that grabs every bit of power and money it can get.
Gloomernment (N) - A government that predicts bad outcomes will occur, unless people sacrifice enough that government can have more money and power.
Go-Faster Windows (N) - Slanted windows on buses that make them look ten times faster than they are.
Goonery (N) - Commission of violence for political gain. **
Goonite (N) - A person who votes for government to keep people from doing things that bother him.
Goonvernment (N) - A government that takes away freedoms, just to keep people from being annoyed.
Gorebasm (N) - The bad science used to "prove" that man causes global warming.
Goregantuan (A) - Describing the vast overspending of the US Federal Government. **
Goretrayal (N) - Al Gore's version of things (especially the 2000 election, which he still thinks he won).
Gort Ricks (PH) - Tricks used to steal an election, including sending the military on maneuvers (so the servicemen couldn't vote), denying votes to all shipboard sailors (because ships don't postmark mail), and pretending that DIMPLED CHAD are votes.
Governbent (N) - A government that reacts with anger to those who do not agree with its policies.
Governgreed Market (N) - A market for farmers to sell crops, wrongly paid for with tax money.
Government First! Government First! (IJ) - The chant of the Statist and the POLICY PARROT.
Government Waist (N) - Obesity resulting from government-induced stress.
Govlastian (A) - A member of the belief that government should come last, not first.
Govlastianism (A) - The belief that government should come last, not first.
Govlastic (A) - Describing the belief that government should come last, not first.
Grabbage (N) - 1. The government's "take", in tax revenue and fees.
2. The takeover of a computer by pop-up ads.
Grabbernment (N) - A government that is extremely greedy for revenue.
Grabbus Firstus (N) - A government that puts tax collection ahead of creditors in a bankruptcy case.
Grateless (N) - The opposite of grateful. **
Greedatorium (N) - Congressional chamber, legislature hall, or council chamber.
Greedium (N) - Any government body that wants more of your money to waste on trifles.
Greedway (N) - A greenway paid for with tax revenue.
Greedy Needy, The (N) - Those who demand that government must pay them money, so they don't have to work.
Greenvernment (N) - A government that legislates the religious beliefs of ENVIRONMENTALISTICISM into law.
Gross Ignoramus (A) - 144 times ordinary ignoramus. Describes most government meetings, and anyone in favor of DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME. *
Grovernment (N) - Government with the mentality of the Muppets.
Grubbernment (N) - Government that nanomanages people's lives.
Grummies (N) - Little parts that get lost easily.
Gubbernment (N) - Government that cheats.
Gubble-gubble (S) - An instance of a politician forgetting what he was going to say.
Gubblement (N) - A government that forgets the promises it made, and then does the opposite.
Guffernment (N) - A government that uses double talk to confound citizens.
Haberdashanoid (N) - A politician more worried about how his clothes look than about the issue.
Hairanoid (N) - A politician more worried about how his hair looks than about the issue.
Half-Glass, The (N) - The half glass of water used by the HALFGLASSTERIAN.
Halfglassterian (N) - A person who uses how people would describe half a glass of water to compare groups. See LIGHTBULBIAN.
Handmonster (N) - That scary-looking crescent with hands on the "Safe Place" signs.
Handsphreak (N) - A person who believes that it is safe to use a hands-free phone while driving.
Handsphwreck (N) - A HANDSPHREAK who got into a wreck due to being distracted while talking on a cell phone.
Hangtail (N) - That pesky odd-sized page in a newspaper advertizing insert.
Happenable (A) - Possible to do. **
Happeneur (N) - A person who makes things happen. **
Heedless Horseman (N) - A driver who does not think before doing. Probably has a case of SLOUCHED BRAIN. *
Hell-Care Plan (N) - Any government-run health insurance system. So named because taxes would have to be so high to fund it that nobody could afford to eat. It would also not provide good health care, as evidenced by Walter Reed Army Hospital. See METACARE.
Hempty (A) - Describing a confiscated marijuana stash.
Hindencar (N) - A hydrogen-powered car, after it exploded. See CAR CHALLENGER.
Hippitarian (N) - The guy who steals the HALFGLASSTERIAN'S half glass of water to make a mosh pit.
Hitlerror (N) - The Third Reich.
Hocus Foggus (PH) - Rules a politician makes up when he wants to keep you from doing something, but has no real rules to use.
Hogwashington (N) - The capital of prevarication.
Hollywodd (N) - Any place where all morality is abandoned. Hollywood at its oddest. See CALIFORNICATE
Homosimian (N) - 1. Anyone who believes that man descended from the apes.
2. Anyone who acts like a monkey when the theory that man descended from apes is challenged.
Homosinban (N) - Prohibiting the teaching of the Bible verses that define the homosexual act as a sin.
Hoolywodd (N) - Any place where all morality is abandoned. Hollywood at its oddest. See CALIFORNICATE
Humanist-Resources Department (N) - A hiring department that unconstitutionally requires all new employees to be POLITICALLY CORRECT.
Hunt-and-Park System (N) - A system for government employee parking where the number of PARKING STINKERS issued is greater than the number of parking spaces available.
Hurry-Wart (N) - A driver in too much of a hurry to be safe.
Hydrogen Power (N) - A scam masquerading as an energy source.
Hypocrat (N) - A Democrat who fears a balanced budget when in power, but who demands one, when the Democrats are not in power.
Hystericalate (V) - To notice that the opposition has an argument against your program that you didn't think of.
Hysterescalate (V) - To get angry because the opposition has an argument against your program.
IDidiocracy (N) - A government that thinks it can make identification cards impossible to counterfeit.
Idiocracy (N) - Government by idiots (the usual case).
Idiodyssey (N) - A fool's errand, including most of what government makes people do.
Ignoranus (N) - 1. A person who is both stupid and an ass. ****
2. A person who is stupid at both ends.
Ignorocrat (N) - A politician who sticks to his own ideas and totally ignores public opinion.
Iluvote (N) - 1. Voting for what you think you want, instead of what you really want.
2. The illusion that the Plurality Voting System is fair.
Imamhem (N) - The mayhem caused by an Islamic leader's edict.
Independent Voting System (N) - The only fair voting system in existence.
Indiana Stupid Time (PH) - A system exactly like DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME, except that the clocks are all an hour ahead of the times they should show for normal use of Daylight-Saving Time.
Indirect Taxation (N) - Taxes levied on businesses that the worker ends up paying, through increased prices, increased rents, service charges and fees, and lower wages.
Infilthrator (N) - A person who thinks there is nothing wrong with pornography, and spreads it everywhere he can. Originator of unwanted pornographic email.
Infiltraitor (N) - A person working against his own government.
Inflension (N) - What's left of a pension after inflation reduces its value.
Infonoid (N) - A person who collects personal information on people without a justifiable reason to do so.
Insinuendo (N) - Any innuendo involving a sin. **
Intaxication (N) - Euphoria from a tax refund, which lasts only until you realize that it was your money to start with. ****
Interget (N) - The Internet, when used for buying or winning prizes.
Java Man (N) - A politician with prehistoric roots, who can't function without coffee.
Jeffordsite (N) - A politician who cheats when he doesn't win legitimately.
Jobivalent (A) - Describing an inconsistent liberal who hates business, but wants there to be more jobs.
Jobsuck (N) - 1. The excuse given for the failure of liberal job creation policies.
2. The reason given by welfare recipients for not staying on the job.
3. The destruction of jobs by high taxes.
Journmalist (N) - A newspaper or television reporter who slants news stories in favor of a political belief.
Jurdge (V) - To cause to become law through litigation, rather than legislation.
Kabulian Algebra (N) - The belief that it is possible to win a battle using only suicide missions.
Kabulian Algebra's Corollary (N) - But it works only once!
Karmacide (N) - When one person's dogma chases another person's karma.
Karmageddon (N) - When the earth explodes because everyone has bad vibes. ****
Katosis (N) - The ability to get free lodging for yourself. (cf. Kato Kaelin)
Katrineality (N) - The way the devastation from Hurricane Katrina showed how unimportant such things as sports and the arts really are.
Kennedinesse (N) - The art of hiding offensive legislation in a bill, and hoping nobody notices it until after it becomes law.
Kennedy Award (N) - The award given to the politician who has the most people die around him.
Kerrysthenics (N) - See GORT RICKS.
Keynesian Economics (PH) - An economic model based on the false assumption that government spending can create wealth. Named after economist (?) John Maynard Keynes. Fails because it does not take work into account in the production of wealth. Counterexamples exist to disprove it. Antonym: KINESIAN ECONOMICS.
Kiloglup (S) - An 18.5 minute gap in the tape (see GLUP in the musician's version of this list: NEW MIXING VOCABU-LARRY )
Kinesian Economics (PH) - An economic model that is based on the idea that wealth is created mainly through work. Named after Kinesiology, the study of human motions. Antonym: KEYNESIAN ECONOMICS.
Kinesian Wealth (PH) - Wealth created by work. In KINESIAN ECONOMICS, work creates two flows of Kinesian Wealth. One flow is the money paid by consumers to buy the goods produced, which is then mostly paid to the workers who produced the goods. The other flow consists of the goods themselves. See KINESIAN ECONOMICS.
Kinesian Wealth Destruction (PH) - Any economic activity that destroys KINESIAN WEALTH. Examples: taxation, giving money or goods to people who won't work, theft, vandalism, arson, property destruction, robbery, overregulation, zoning, monopoly, and eminent domain. See KINESIAN ECONOMICS.
Kleptocracy (N) - A government that steals from its people. **
Knarfle (V) - To mess up a computer file.
Lag-trap (N, A) - YELLOW-TRAP.
Laminy (N) - The crime of laminating your driver's license in plastic. This makes the tamperproof features fail.
Lamming (V, N) - The act of LAMINY.
Lampson (U) - The unit (abbr. Ls) of speed of human speech. Normal speech is 200 millilampsons. *
Landscupper (V) - To remove all of the traffic signs restricting turns into or out of a place of business in the process of "landscaping".
Laudiot (V) - A person, usually a politician, who wrongfully expects to be honored.
Lawyer (V) - To sic a lawyer on someone.
Lawyer Up (V) - To get a lawyer, ending police questioning. *
Lawyurp (N) - A lawyer who makes people sick.
Leap Year (N) - Nature's revenge on politicians for imposing DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME.
Legisblabber (N) - Drivel produced by a government legislature. See EXECUBLABBER.
Legislater (N) - A legislator who delays votes on bills for political reasons.
Lemonicious (N) - Faulty (especially used cars).
Lenosecute (V) - 1. To persecute criminal defendants in the news as though they are known to be guilty.
2. To persecute someone who has been found not guilty by a jury, as though he really did it.
3. To use a TV show to make such attacks.
Cf, Jay Leno, a prime offender at LENOSCUTION.
Lenosecution (N) - 1. The persecution of criminal defendants in the news as though they are known to be guilty.
2. The persecution of people who have been found not guilty by juries, as though they really did the crimes.
3. The use of a TV show to make such attacks.
Cf, Jay Leno, a prime offender at LENOSCUTION.
Lickproof Stamp (N) - A peel-and-stick postage stamp.
Liebrary (N) - Clinton's collections of books full of handy excuses. **
Lightbulbian (N) - A person who uses the number of people needed to screw in a lightbulb to compare groups. See HALFGLASSTERIAN.
Liquese (N) - Drunken speech.
Listenowboss (N) - A boss who creates a traffic hazard, by demanding that his employees must always be reachable by cell phone, even when they are driving. This should be a crime.
Limbaughbulate (N) - To get mad at Rush Limbaugh, because you didn't get the joke, and took what he said seriously.
Liveral (N) - A person who believes the world should take care of him, just because he was born.
Living Wage (PH) - The ultimate scam, enticing each PROMISSORY GOAT into a false hope of YOUTOPIA.
Living Wage Fairy (PH) - The FAQIRY that liberals imagine to exist, who supplies the missing wealth to businesses in order that they can pay the wages mandated by a LIVING WAGE law.
Lobberals (N) - Liberals who make up accusations to lob at the opposition.
Looney Eclipse (N) - When people go mad during an eclipse.
Lootcrative (A) - When crime pays.
Lootery (N) - 1. What most people perceive a state lottery to be: A source of loot.
2. The government revenue from a state lottery.
Lousytana (N) - A state with laws that require zoning to exist.
Loyer (N) - A lawyer who loiters in hospitals.
Magastrated (A) - Describing the reliance on articles and polls in magazines for an opinion on the community.
Make-you-make-do-er (N) - A HALFGLASSTERIAN who thinks the glass is too big.
Malquacktice (V) - Medical malpractice.
Manextortment (N) - Management that uses extreme pressure to squeeze every last bit of extra performance from employees. Causes obesity.
Meanace (N) - A menace who is also mean.
Me-first-itis (N) - A disease that infects most incumbents in office.
Megabucksic (A) - Extremely expensive.
Mesmire (N) - The trouble amateur hypnotists get themselves into, and the effects they have on others.
Mess Transit (PH) - A way to waste government funds by providing a system that doesn't take people where they need to go when they need to be there.
Messuppotamia (N) - A government that governs through the process of making mistakes.
Messachusetts (N) - The state that makes the biggest mess of its own economy with overtaxation and overregulation.
Metacare (N) - Medicare as it really is: Meta (pseudo) care. See HELL-CARE PLAN.
Metrifriar (N) - A CUREAUBRAT who believes that forcing everyone to convert to metric would be beneficial.
Mind Cop (N) - Any person who wants to require everyone to obey the tenets of POLITICAL CORRECTION.
Minimum Wage (PH) - A system designed to cause inflation without any other useful benefits.
Minoritocracy (N) - A government where a test is used to exclude over half of the people from public office.
Miskerryage (N) - The claim that something is "wrong," just because liberals didn't win the election.
Misteak (N) - A mistake within a mistake. (5th word I coined)
Monsterate (N) - To propose a program that oppresses the people.
Mousageddon (N) - World War III caused by one wrong mouse click.
Mouse Manure (N) - The results produced by bad science.
Mouse Potato (N) - Internet addict. *
Moused Up (V) - Having just made a mistake with a computer mouse.
Mousecar (N) - A Kia Soul (from the ad where mice are driving toasters and the Kia Soul).
Mousemilk (V, N) - Make a big issue out of something inconsequential. *
Mousetied (A) - The state of having to stay within a certain distance of the computer or DAW to work the mouse.
Mousfunction (N) - A mouse misfunction.
Mousion (N) - The use of a computer mouse.
Mouso (N) - Mousographical error.*
Mousophile (N) - Anyone who prefers to use a mouse command over a keyboard command.
Mousophobe (N) - Anyone who prefers to use a keyboard command over a mouse command.
Moustered (N) - Flustered by a malfunctioning mouse.
Moustake (N) - A mistaken mouse click.
Moustified (A) - Can't use a computer mouse.
Moustrained (A) - Not enough room to use a computer mouse.
Moustrated (A) - Not enough room to use a computer mouse.
Muda (N - pronounced "myooda", N) - The strange-shaped white lamp globes covering ceiling light fixtures found in government buildings, made in the 1930s and 1940s. They look like the ends of trumpet mutes.
Multiflusher (N) - Someone using a new 1.6 gallon/flush toilet, needing 3 flushes to clear the waste.
Muppered (A) - Slapped with a stupid lawsuit to stop MUPPY THREE trading.
Muppy Three (N) - MP-3
Muriad (N) - 10,000 mice.
Myballistas (N) - A Political group that, when not getting its own way, leave the legislature chamber to prevent any legislation (by denying the legislature a quorum). (Cf "If you won't play my way, I'll take my ball and go home.")
Nabbage (N) - The arrest count from a police raid.
Naivecrat (N) - A politician who crafts an economic plan without considering the side-effects of the policies.
Nasticulous (A) - Ridiculously nasty.
National Wealth-Pare Insurance (N) - What National Health Care Insurance would really become.
Naughty-Bits-Deleted-For-Tat (PH) - Overcensorship (by security software) of perfectly harmless phrases containing words that also have obscene definitions.
Neat Czar (N) - A public official who requires all properties to be clean, neat, and tidy.
Necessary Security (PH) - Term reserved for a kit consisting of a blanket and a pacifier.
Neinage (N) - 1. The output of an abominable "no" man.
2. A list of government permit denials.
Netpecking Order (N) - The hierarchy of which politicians can criticize each other by email.
Newmissipality (N) - A government with no real purpose other than to waste tax dollars. (cf. municipality)
Nimbate (N) - The victim of a NIMBY attack.
NIMBY (PH) - Acronym: Not In My Back Yard. *
NIMBYite (N) - Anyone who doesn't want to be disturbed by anything (such as a rock band or a pink house).
Nimplat (V) - Drawing straws to see who wins, when in drawing plat maps.
Nitpecking Order (N) - The hierarchy of which politicians can criticize each other.
Nittiana (N) - A state with nitpicking laws about sound and/or concerts.
No-Farm-No-Howl (PH) - Demands made by people who just bought houses next to a 50-year-old hog farm.
NOIletter (N) - The annoying "notice of intent" letter builders sometimes have to submit to authorities.
Nopium (N) - Narcotics ban. *
Noyed (N) - A paranoid annoyed by a noise.
Nullivated (N) - Canceled, in CUREAUBRATESE. *
Nurge (V) - To repeatedly move a car closer to the intersection, as if that could make the light turn green faster. Actually, it can do the opposite, if the car moves off of the detector (leaving it empty). *
Nutpower (N, A) - The potency of government, determined by the number of nuts in charge.
Nutrition Czar (N) - Any nut who wants to control which foods people are allowed to eat. **
Nuttiocracy (N) - A government run by nuts.
Obama Sin Laden (PH) - The way President Obama disobeys his Christian heritage.
Obamacide (V. N) - Voting for Barack Obama for President to elect the first African American, regardless of the fact that he promised to use the disproved Keynesian Economics to "fix" the economy.
Obamanomics (N) - Socialism.
OBammBamm (V) - Barack Obama hitting the economy with damaging policies the way Bamm-Bamm Rubble (the Flintstones) makes things work by hitting them with his club. But it makes the economy worse.
Obamelot (N) - The royalty of the Obama family, according to newsmen.
Obamunism (N) - The Obama Plan.
O'Bannonmander (N) - Indiana's meandering 4th Congressional District, as created in 2001 by a committee of 3 Democrats and 2 Republicans, which was designed to put two sitting Republican congressmen into the same district.
Obesistress (N) - Undue stress that causes obesity.
Obnoxity (N) - The level of obnoxiousness a politician will resort to in order to win.
Obsoloot (N) - Money dishonestly earned by companies who force people to buy the new product by no longer supporting the old product. Microsoft and Intel are prime examples.
Obviism (N) - Belief in only what is obvious.
Obviist (N) - A person who believes in only the obvious.
Odamage (N) - 1. Judgment in compensation for a set-back odometer.
2. The damage caused by the policies of the Obama administration.
Odogma (PH) - "Thou shalt not turn odometers back."
Offswitch (N) - The only way a media listener should be legally allowed to silence political or religious speech: If you don't like what they are saying, shut off your own TV, radio, or computer.
Ohubris (N) - The arrogance of Barack Obama when he says he knows what he is doing.
Oleocracy (N) - A government that uses its oil production control to blackmail other governments.
Omegalomaniac (N) - A person who is afraid of the end of the world.
Omend (N) - The outcome of an omen.
Omnicareless (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god.
Omnigreedy (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god.
Omniimmoral (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god.
Omniimpotent (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god.
Omniinsensitive (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god.
Omnireckless (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god.
Omnistupid (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god.
OPEC (N) - Acronym for the Oppressors for Power and Economic Control.
Orkadork (N) - The woman on the ad, who says, "Orca! Orca! Oh! I Love Orca!"
Osaddamize (V) - 1. What terrorists do to people.
2. Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Barack Obama oppressing people.
3. Government imposing insensitive overkill security to prevent terrorism.
Osaddamized (A) - 1. Describing a victim of terrorism.
2. Describing victims of Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Barack Obama oppressing people.
3. Describing the victims of insensitive overkill security to prevent terrorism.
Osanta (V) - The expectation that Barack Obama would act like Santa Claus and give things to people who voted for him.
Ostensopornosis (N) - A degenerate disease, with symptoms of extreme cravings for pornography. ****
Ourigin (N) - Where we come from (politically).
Outmoot (V) - To make the mootest point in the debate.
Ownerous (A) - The disdain liberals have for the concept of private property - unless it's theirs.
Packmouse (N) - A person who will not get rid of useless computer files.
Paparotzy (N) - Sleazy, dishonest reporters who do anything to get the story.
Paralyze Parking (N) - 1. Parking arranged where cars are parked parallel to the traffic lanes. Every time someone wants to enter or leave a parking space, he has to block a lane, paralyzing traffic behind that space.
2. The medical results of careless maneuvering while parking.
Parapathetic (A) - Not knowing where one is going.
Parking Stinkers (N) - Stickers issued for government parking, so employees must pay a kickback to be able to go to work.
Parodig (N) - A parody that makes a sarcastic dig at something or someone.
Passturn (N) - The impatient driver who passes your car, then slows down and blocks you while waiting to turn left into his driveway.
Pay-Per-Bag Trash Stinkers (N) - Stickers required to be paid for and put on trash bags by the government-owned-monopoly municipal trash collection system.
Pecuniocracy (N) - A government that allows people to vote themselves money from the treasury.
Pedasstrian (N) - A person who crosses the street against the light.
Pedesstalrian (N) - The pedestrians the government puts on a pedestal when writing traffic laws.
Pedesturnated (A) - Describing a driver who starts to turn left through a gap in high speed traffic, and is blocked in the way of the high speed traffic by a pedestrian who starts to cross right in front of him.
Peeking Man (N) - A voyeur with prehistoric roots. Example: Bill Clinton.
Peltdown Man (N) - A political hack with prehistoric roots, who throws things at his political opponents.
Pencilvania (N) - Where all the writing instruments disappear to, when you need to make a change in a bill.
Percussive Maintenance (N) - Adding more whack to anything that is out of whack. *
Perspicapacious (A) - Having plenty of perspicacity.
Pervertity (N) - The capacity to CALIFORNICATE. *
Pestosterone (N) - The hormone that turns men into sex fiends.
Pestrian (N) - A pedestrian who believes that pedestrians always have the right of way, and who exercises this belief, even at his own peril, or when it breaks the law.
Petabarroil (U, abbr: PBO) - The unit of energy equal to a petabarrel of oil (Peta = 1,000,000,000,000,000, which is one US quadrillion or one world billiard). It is expressed without the confusion caused by the difference between the US number names and the number names used by the rest of the world. (Formerly called a "Quad.")
Petageriatric (U) - 10^15, or 1,000,000,000,000,000 years old. See SI standards for a chart on the difference between US numbering and world numbering.
Petapossibilities (N) - The game of Billiards, with its name expressed in a way that shows the supposed number of possible shots without confusion caused by the difference between the US number names and the number names used by the rest of the world. (Peta = 1,000,000,000,000,000, which is one US quadrillion or one world billiard.) See SI standards for a chart on the difference between US numbering and world numbering.
Phake (A) - Describing something fake, used to PHOOL people into doing something PHOOLISH.
Phishing (N) - Stealing a company's ID, then using it to steal the IDs of others. * See PHAKE, PHOOL, PHOOLISH.
Phobiac (N) - Someone afraid of everything.
Phone-pong (N) - 1. A game where two people alternately leave messages asking for callbacks on each other's answering machines.
2. A game where a person repeatedly changes long-distance carriers to get all of the freebies.
Phool (V) - To trick someone into doing something PHOOLISH with PHAKE information.
Phoolish (A) - Describing doing something that compromises security or an identity after reading PHAKE information.
Phraud (N) - The criminal act of PHOOLING people by PHISHING with PHAKE spoofed spam emails.
Pickanoid (N) - A person who gets paranoid over the tiniest annoyances.
Pickybody (N) - 1. A person who gets very upset at the tiniest annoyances.
2. A person who demands that government shield him from the tiniest annoyances.
Pilotician (N) - Any politician who wants to steer the lives of individuals into the tenets of his belief system.
Plausar (N) - A massive object that emits pulses that make impossible things look plausible.
Plause (V) - To be plausible.
Plotician (N) - Any politician who is always plotting to deceive the public.
Plundit (N) - A political commentator who uses his position to plunder the opposition.
Plurality Voting System - An election system in widespread use, which is biased in favor of the candidate most different from the others.
Plurocrat (N) - A politician who runs for office in order to prevent another politician from winning. He does this by biasing the PLURALITY VOTING SYSTEM against both of them, and toward a third politician, Ross Perot is an example of a PLUROCRAT. See ELECTRICKITY.
Pluroerror (N) - Any case where a politician wins an election because the error in the PLURALITY VOTING SYSTEM splits the opposition vote. Example: Both times Bill Clinton was elected President.
Plutage (N) - Crime.
Plutocracy (N) - A government run by criminals. **
Plutonic Relationship (PH) - A relationship between two people that often erupts volcanically.
Plysore (N) - Plywood, to a naturalist who can't stand the sight of it.
Policy Parrot (N) - A CUREAUBRAT who believes that government should always come first. Chant: "GOVERNMENT FIRST! GOVERNMENT FIRST!"
Policyfirstian (N) - A CUREAUBRAT who puts the policy itself ahead of the intent of the policy, applying it with DRACOCRATIC precision.
Political Correction (PH) - A religious belief that was hijacked from the Baha'i Faith and made political.
Political Incorrection (PH) - A political belief that material taken from the Baha'i Faith must not be part of government.
Politicider (N) - A person who believes there should be a death penalty for all politicians.
Pollutician (N) - A Politician who pollutes the airwaves with political spiel about pollution. *
Polyunfaturated (A) - Describing fat that is polyunsaturated.
Popollution (N) - The single cause of two pressing world problems. *
Poppaea Sabina (N) - The biological specie of an alleged race of space aliens, according to one pseudoscientist. *
Pornotheistic (N) - Of the worship of pornography.
Pornotheisticism (N) - A religion that believes in worshiping pornography.
Pornotheisticist (N) - A member of PORNOTHEISTICISM.
Postphone (V) - To send notice by telephone that a meeting is rescheduled to a later date. (The first word I coined, at age 8)
Poutbacked (A) - How a politician who wants to take away more civil rights is treated by the audience.
Prairie-Dogging (V) - Popping up over the cubicle walls whenever something happens in the office. *
Prairie Hog (N) - Any animal used by ENVIRONMENTALISTICISTS to prevent someone from farming or developing his own land.
Pre-Corrodium (N) - What batteries are made of. (See CORRODIUM.)
Pre-Numbskull Agreement (N) - An agreement designed to keep someone stupid enough to marry a golddigger from losing his shirt. *
Prekerrious (A) - Describing the disastrous state of the economy or budget if John Kerry had become President.
Prepone (V) - To move the time of a meeting or event earlier. *
Presenteeism (N) - Going to work when you are sick. (Actual economics term)*
Prevaricrat (N) - A politician who lies to win elections.
Prevarioracy (N) - A government that lies to the people.
Price Ceiling (N) - An economic tool to create product shortages.
Price Floor (N) - An economic tool to create product surpluses.
Prima Donar (N) - Anyone who acts as if he has the power of a god, to try to stop land from being developed.
Prima Donatory (N) - Anyone who has the special blessing of government to be able to prevent his neighbors from using their own property as they see fit.
Prima Dornick (N) - Anyone who throws verbal stones at landowners to prevent land from being developed.
Primete (N) - Any person who believes we don't have to be moral because we descended from monkeys.
Pro-Bonehead (A) - Describing a person who gets a lousy lawyer for free, rather than hiring a good one.
Produck (N) - A fake product.
Promissory Goat (N) - 1. Anyone who is gullible enough to believe that government can legislate salaries to be worth more than the productive work done to earn the salary can be sold for.
2. Any salary so promised.
Pump-Priming (PH) - A way to depress the economy by increasing government spending.
Purloot (N) - Purloined loot, as opposed to ordinary loot.
Quabble (N) - A squabble about quibbling.
Quackvernment (N) -A government that ducks the public and commits MALQUACKTICE.
Quid Pro Quota (PH) - The amount expert witnesses get paid.
Quietessimal (A) - Without any sound at all - impossible to achieve.
Quietessimalite (N) - A NOYED who can't stand any sound intruding into his solitude.
Racebrawl (N) - An auto race disrupted by a fight (e.g. Watkins Glen 07/08/07). See BASEBRAWL, BASKETBRAWL, BRAWL GAME, FOOTBRAWL.
Racket Science (N) - 1. The bad science used to create government regulations. See GOREBASM.
2. The science used by con men.
Ramboast (N) - An overconfident swagger.
Rank And Vile (PH) - 1. Describing statisticians who rank.
2. Describing despotic government.
Rankster (N) - A statistician who uses ranking (which is a poor way to measure anything).
Ransume (N - Pronounced "Ran-zoo-may") - The requirement of a well-written resume, demanded by a right-brained human resources manager. It keeps the left-brained people who are more suited to a technical job from being hired. See HUMANIST-RESOURCES DEPARTMENT, RIGHTBRAIN-RESOURCES DEPARTMENT.
Rantify (V) - To make a decision based on the pickiest politician's ravings.
Ratcoon (N) - Any destructive animal the government will not let the landowner get rid of.
Recreatocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on recreation areas. Those items should be paid for by private interests.
Recumbering (V) - Riding a recumbent bicycle. *
Red Tapeworm (N) - 1. A BUREAUC RAT who insists on tons of paperwork.
2. A CUREAUBRAT.
Reintarnation (N) - A belief where politicians come back to life as hillbillies. ****
Regulocracy (N) - A government that has a rule for everything.
Relrightsnatcher (N) - Anyone who would take away religious rights in order to give rights to sinners.
Rentabudget (N) - A budget proposed by Ted Kennedy, eleven times the proper size of a government budget.
Repoot (N) - Ill repute, or bad character.
Represington (N) - A town with a government that overregulates everything, e.g. Bloomington Indiana.
Republi Can (N) - A Republican who wants government to have too much power.
Resiglue (N) - Excess glue that must be removed.
Respensibility (N) - The responsibility for causing an excess expense.
Resumemail (N) - Sending a resume by email, as many employers require now.
Retalitarian (N, A) - The belief in retaliating against everything that you don't like.
Reveneutralism (N, A) - A liberal belief that any change in tax law should not reduce the revenue that government receives. Causes overtaxation. See SPENDCUTOPHOBIA.
Reveneutralist (N, A) - A politician who insists that government not be deprived of any revenue when taxation is changed. Causes overtaxation. See SPENDCUTOPHOBIAC.
RIAA (N) - Acronym for the Record Industry Avarice Association.
Rightbrain-Resources Department (N) - A human-resources department that concentrates on how well-written a resume is, instead of whether left-brained people are more suited to a technical job than people who write resumes well. See HUMANIST-RESOURCES DEPARTMENT, RANSUME.
Rightlock (N) - A business driveway that is restricted to right turns in and out.
Road Island (N) - When all of the roads leading to where you need to go to are closed.
Rotadial (V) - To pretend you have a rotary dial phone, so a VOICE JAIL system will send you to a real person.
Ruholy (A) - What the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini thought was holy.
Runfer (N) - A trip taken to go get something.
Sarchasm (N) - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the person who doesn't get it. **** See LIMBAUGHBULATE.
Scamotosis (N) - A fake disease that causes people to scam.
Scams (N) - 1. A meaning-filled pronunciation of SCMS, an acronym for Serial Copy Management System.
2. The royalties stolen from a musician recording his own work, for just in case he had copied someone else's music on that digital disc.
Scihope (N) - The fervent hope of liberals that science will someday disprove all religions.
Screwtiny (N) - An investigation undertaken by biased officials.
Scrool (N) - A public school that teaches liberalism. **
Scrule (N) - A rule that doesn't make any sense (e.g. the football is dead as soon as a touchdown is scored, but the wind can undo a field goal by blowing the ball back through the goal posts).
Scrute (V) - To Scrutinize.
Sculptduggery (N) - 1. Fake sculptures.
2. Weight-loss clinic body-sculpting claims.
Scumquat (N) - Porn site webmaster.
Scums (N) - 1. A meaning-filled pronunciation of SCMS, an acronym for Serial Copy Management System.
2. The Congressmen who passed the act requiring SCMS.
3. The artists who demanded that Congress pass the act.
Secruity (N) - Security that does not work, while subjecting people to too much scrutiny.
Sell Phone (N) - What a telemarketer calls you with. *
Senioritis (N) - The high-school fear of being about to go out on your own.
Sesquibudget (N) - A budget proposed by Republicans, one and one half times the proper size of a government budget.
Seussle (V) - To indoctrinate children with liberalism using Dr. Seuss books.
Seussoganda (N) - The ultra-liberal propaganda contained in Dr. Seuss books for children.
Sheng Phooey (PH) - A means of harmonizing an office or home so nobody can find anything.
Shrinklet (N) - A person who psychoanalyzes a person, using only the sound bites of him that the media play. *
Shotgun Art (N) - A painting created by hanging cans of paint over a canvas, and then shooting at them.
Sickentology (N) - The study of all sexual activities prohibited by the Bible.
Sinfirstian (A) - The belief that the right to a freedom to commit sin outweighs the religious right to avoid sin.
Sinnocracy (N) - A government that sinfully favors a freedom to sin over the religious right to avoid sin.
Sinnocrat (N) - A politician who sinfully favors a freedom to sin over the religious right to avoid sin.
Siulator (N) - A simulator that gets it wrong.
Sizemologist (N) - The guy who figures out the size of the earthquake.
Skims (N) - 1. A meaning-filled pronunciation of SCMS, an acronym for Serial Copy Management System.
2. The profits the record companies steal from a musician who records his own songs on a digital disc.
Skulldrudgery (N) - Having to think really HARD.
Sleazonable Doubt (PH) - Doubt generated by a defense attorney's trickery or a liberal's tirades.
Sleazone (V) - To sneak the rezoning of a politician's property into another bill, or to just draw it in on the zoning map without actually passing an ordinance to rezone it.
Sloke (N) - A slowpoke (the 2nd word I coined).
Slouched Brain (N) - A disease politicians and others get that causes an inability to think.
Snakret (N) - An evil sneaky secret. Also Snakeret (See SNEAKRET).
Snatistics (N) - False or bad statistics invented by a CUREAUBRAT, so he can get his way.
Sneak Oil (N) - A scam.
Sneakocrat (N) - A politician who hides provisions, regulations, or spending in massive bills, hoping that nobody will notice them until after the bill is passed.
Sneakret (N) - A sneaky secret. (The 3rd word I coined.)
Sneakret Agent (N) - A secret agent who sneaks around.
Sneakvernment (N) - A government that sneaks in new laws unobserved until it's too late.
Snivel Servant (N) - A politician or government employee who whines to get more for himself.
Snorama (N) - A snoring demonstration.
Snowfakes (n) - Eight-pointed paper snowflakes made in grade school, because the teacher can't remember how to make six-pointed ones.
Social Security (N) - One of the three legal Pyramid Schemes found in the United States. The other two are Medicare and Medicaid.
Social Suckurity (N) - The wrongful act of living off the government at the expense of taxpayers.
Soduk (N) - The award given to the worst of anything, especially government (Kudos spelled backwards).
Soleil (N) - The portion of sunlight that makes artists light-headed.
Soundbitten (A) - Converted into a soundbite. **
Speediot (N) - 1. A driver who almost always exceeds the speed limit.
2. A legislator who enacts laws that prohibit the defensive driving technique needed to deal with tailgaters.
Spendaholic (N) - Any politician who believes he won't be re-elected if he cuts the budget.
Spendcutophobiac (N) - A politician who refuses to consider a spending cut to satisfy overtaxed people. See REVENEUTRLISM.
Spendcutophobic (A) - Describing a politician who refuses to consider a spending cut to satisfy overtaxed people. See REVENEUTRALIST.
Spendiot (N) - A politician who loves to spend tax money.
Spider of Damocles (PH) - A spider on the ceiling that crawls until it is directly over you, and then stops and stays there. You keep watching it nervously, because it might drop on you. Often disrupts meetings.
Spin The Schedule (PH) - A game played by TV network officials, always reshuffling shows so your two favorite shows are on at the same time.
Spoo! (IJ) - Exclamation made when someone does something deliberately ("oops" spelled backwards). *
Spoogilistics (N) - The art of doing things on purpose, just to irritate someone.
Spoohut (N) - A shack that is perfectly legal, but that totally irritates the zoning nuts.
Sportiot (N) - Someone whose entire existence is driven by sports.
Sportsocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on sports and sports arenas. Those items should be paid for by private interests.
Spottled (A) - Blinded by flash cameras.
Spylore (N) - Stories told and retold by spies.
Squatellite Dish (N) - A large saucer-shaped object that has "squatter's rights" in many backyards.
Squatwellian (A) - Describing anyone who thinks he is above the law because his cause is "just."
Squatwellsitis (N) - A disease that causes a politician to overregulate in the name of ENVIRONMENTALISTICISM.
Squelchocracy (N) - Local government that passes noise ordinances that prevent practicing music after a day at work.
Stacled (A) - Hindered by obstacles or government regulation.
Statiscism (N) - Any religion that deifies government.
Statiscist (N) - A member of STATISCISM.
Statisticism (N) - Any religion that deifies statistics.
Statisticist (N) - A member of any religion that deifies statistics.
Stoogidity (A) - Describing behavior like that of the Three Stooges.
Stoogification (N) - An effect of an important meeting that causes politicians to imitate the Three Stooges.
Stoogilistics (N) - The art of getting into fights like the Three Stooges.
Stooopid (N) - Extremely stupid.
Strile (N) - A labor strike that riles the public (such as a strike by rich ballplayers or movie stars). *
Stubborning Perjury (V) - Stubbornly insisting that someone must lie on the witness stand. **
Stupidiot (N) - 1. A stupid idiot.
2. A bad driver who does not think of the safety of others.
Stupidocracy (N) - A government that assumes that all voters are stupid, and treats them so.
Suckerish (N) - Candy given out by politicians.
Suckurity (N) - Intrusive overkill security measures. See OSADDAMIZE.
Sueperstitious (A) - Describing a person who will sue at the drop of a hat.
Suicycling (v) - Riding a bicycle in a dangerous, illegal manner (such as going the wrong way on a ONE-WAY street).
Superincompetent (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god.
Sustart (N) - Art created for sale the purpose of sustenance.
Suvophobia (N) - Fear of Sport Utility Vehicles (SUV).
Tackle Pinochle (N) - A card game where people get mad and chase each other around the room. * See CONTACT BRIDGE.
Tackle Poker (N) - A card game where people get mad, chase each other, and accuse each other of cheating, after trying to play poker with a pinochle deck. See TACKLE PINOCHLE.
Tange (V) - To be tangible.
Tardoff (N) - A lateness contest.
Targory (N) - A liberal denouncement intended to tar the opposition.
Taroff (N) - A political denigration contest.
Tax Broke (PH) - A tax break intended to improve the economy, which was thwarted by tax increases perpetrated by all other levels of government.
Tax Choke (PH) - The permanent stagnation of the economy that results from tax rates that are too high.
Taxacation (N) - Taking more and more money from the workers, through increasing direct and indirect taxation, in order to finance bigger and bigger government.
Taxacator (N) - Any person who believes that it is more important for government to have a lot of money than it is for an individual to have enough money to live on.
Taxas (N) - Locality with extra-high taxes.
Taxectomy (N) - Across-the-board tax cut.
Taxic Waste (N) - Tax money spent on unnecessary projects.
Taxicide (N) - The act of placing an upper limit on the amount a person can be taxed. Should be 10 percent.
Technophobiatric (N) - A person who fears the existence of technology.
Technobsolescence (N) - Obsolescence of recording formats caused by new technology. This has resulted in the unreadability of some treasured data, movies, video recordings, and audio recordings.
Teetaxer (N) - A public official who abstains from all taxation.
Tempire (N) - A very short-lived kingdom or political career.
Terabucks (N) - A unit of measure equal to $1,000,000,000,000. Used to denote the size of the US national debt or the size of the world money supply. Equal to $1 US trillion or $1 world Billion (numbering system, but in US dollars. (Tera = metric prefix for 1,000,000,000,000) See SI standards for a chart on the difference between US numbering and world numbering.
Terabudget (N) - A government budget that is way too large.
Terrorcrat (N) - A person who actually believes that terrorist acts will force government to comply with his cause's wishes, rather than making everyone else mad at that cause.
Testalying (V) - Committing perjury. **
Textort (V) - To require a long essay paper (as a schoolteacher would).
Thankrupt (A) - Those who discount their blessings.
Theocidal Maniac (V) - A person who tries to destroy all religion.
Theophobe (N) - A person who fears religion.
Theophobia (N) - A fear of religious activity.
Theophobic (A) - Of the fear of religion.
Theophobic (N) - A person with an irrational fear of religion.
Theophobiatric (N) - A person who fears the existence of religion.
Thinkrupt (A) - Incapable of rational thought.
Thirdright (A) - Not quite being forthright.
Thumper (N) - A subwoofer (cf Tweeter, Squeaker, Squawker, and Woofer) - the bane of the QUIETESSIMALITE.
Thwartroom (N) - A courtroom where a liberal judge thwarts justice in order to achieve his agenda.
Timespeed (N) - 299792458 meters per second in the time dimension. See TRIGONORELATIVITY.
Toil Attraining (N, V) - Learning to work 4 times as hard as you used to, so government can buy all that it wants with the tax revenue it gets from you (directly or indirectly).
Tonnebill (N) - Any very large bill. See BROBDINGLEGISLATION.
Tonnecrat (N) - A politician who writes TONNEBILLS.
Toxude (V) - To exude toxic material.
Toxued (A) - Sued for exuding toxic material.
Trainsbestite (N) - A CUREAUBRAT who thinks that adding "light rail" will solve all traffic problems, although the light rail could serve less than 5 percent of the total trips.
Trash Stinkers (N) - Stickers required by government to pay for having your trash picked up, so people must pay a kickback to get rid of trash. Causes illegal dumping.
Treesfirster (N) - A CUREAUBRAT who won't let the power company trim trees on government property to prevent power failures, because the trees are "more important" than the power. This person is also usually the reason that BRIMPETS, CRIMPETS, and FRIMPETS exist.
Trialfy (V) - 1. To subject to a trial.
2. To threaten to take someone to court.
Trigonorelativity (N) - An algebraic transformation of Einstein's relativity done by Larry Robinson. This makes relativity easier to understand, and also makes a few new predictions.
Tritiny (N) - The crime of triteness.
Triviaslation (N) - A law or laws intended to strongly regulate trivial matters (such as the color a house can be painted).
Truth (N) - 1. The way things really are.
2. The way a politician wants the people to believe things are.
Truthslayer (N) - A person who says the truth is the way he wants things to be.
Truthslayer Drug (N) - Marijuana. It makes the user think the truth is the way he wants things to be.
Tryfail (N) - The failed result of a PRODUCK test.
Tyrantosaurus Wrecks (N) - An overregulating and overtaxing government that devours all jobs and the economy.
Ucro (U) - Micro, meaning one millionth of. (Abbr: u - cf: the Greek letter mu used to represent micro)
Un-Brainer (N) - Something so stupid that nobody with an actual brain would do it.
Undo Pain - 1. The painful act of being forced to undo good work.
2. Pain caused by Daylight-Stupid Time, or other government activities.
Undon't (V) - Do.
Unempage (V, pronounced "un-em-PAZH") - To require people to turn off their pagers.
Uniformicrat (N) - 1. A bureaucrat who requires uniformity in everything.
2. A school superintendent who wants to force public school pupils to wear uniforms.
Universal Hell Care (PH) - A government run health insurance system, which makes sure that every person must get the same lousy treatment that everyone else gets. Walter Reed Army Hospital is an example.
Unpleasident (N) - 1. Bill Clinton. **
2. Barack Obama.
Urjournalism (N) - The sleazy way some "journalists" plant a fake story guaranteed to cause outrage.
Utopitarian (N) - 1. Wanting the world of John Lennon's song "Imagine."
2. Wanting a world where nobody has to work.
Vecdirt (N) - The direction and distance to the dirt (chief usage is political).
Vermale (N) - What a feminist thinks of the male gender.
Vilifry (V) - To roast a political opponent, especially in the press.
Visavisa (N) - A bureaucrat who demands that all foreigners (or all people) have ID papers.
Voice Jail (N) - An automated answering system without a choice for the reason of your call, and which will not let you talk to a real person. *
Voterocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on items government should not be spending money on, in order to attract votes for the incumbents.
Vulgart (N) - Art created by INFILTHRATORS.
Wage Ceiling (N) - An economic tool to create labor shortages.
Wage Floor (N) - An economic tool to create labor surpluses (unemployment) and inflation.
Wage Taxing Effect (N) - The effect through which the working wage earner ends up always pays ALL taxes, no matter who actually gets the tax bill. This is because work is the major creator of wealth, and all other taxes are passed on to the wealth creators (workers) through product price increases, rent increases, higher fees, and smaller wages.
Walletectomy (N) - Across-the-board tax increase.
Walterreedathetic (A) - The pathetic state of government-run medicine. (cf. Walter Reed Army Hospital)
Wanfryzwizzat (PH) - The theme song of the liberal arts major (Want fries with that?).
Wastium (N) - The chemical element that, when added to anything else, turns it into waste.
Wealth Theory of the Economy (PH) - A theory of the economy based on the creation, flow, consumption, and destruction of wealth, rather than the flows of money within the economy. KINESIAN ECONOMICS.
Wealthpare (N) -The result of a welfare state - destroyed wealth.
Wealthsink (N) - The big sinkhole formed by taxation that destroys the wealth that flows into it.
Welfarce (N) - The folly of taking money from the poor to fund safety nets for the poor.
Whinery (N) - The location where liberals complain that they can't get their religion enacted into law.
Widdle Down (V) - To cut a government budget through a secret process known only to legislators, but which is generally known to involve much haggling (cf whittle).
Windfingercrat (N) - A politician who has no principles, but follows the crowd.
Windroid (N) - A Windows computer.
Woodsmoker (N) - An environmentalist who uses a wood stove (renewable resource), smogging up the neighborhood.
Workaphobiac (N) - A person who will do anything to avoid work. See DRAYNE.
Worng (N) - A wrong wrong.
Yabble (S) - Yells from the audience disrupting the meeting.
Yellbin (N) - Where politicians go when they are angry.
Yellow-Trap (N, A) - A condition that causes left-turn crashes when the traffic light in one direction turns yellow while the opposite direction remains green.
Yellow-Unflash-Lag (N) - The delay in noticing that a flashing yellow arrow was replaced by a steady yellow arrow clearance period. This happens especially at night, when the driver can't see the entire signal face.
Yougle (V) - To say, "You! You! It's always about you!"
Yougled (A) - The feeling you get when your spouse says, "You! You! It's always about you!" when it's really about something else.
Youtopia (N) - A fictitious world where everyone can get something for nothing.
Zonafordgap (N) - The lack of affordable housing, due to the higher construction costs that stricter zoning and building codes inevitably cause.
Zonocracy (N) - A government preoccupied with overcontrolling what people do on their own land.
Zonocrat (N) - 1. A nut who demands strict zoning, in order to control what his neighbors can do.
2. Any unelected person deciding zoning issues.
Zooconfiscatorial Garden (N) - A zoological garden (zoo) paid for and operated by tax dollars.
Zxnrbl (N, pronounced "ZNER-ble") - A scrambling of a digital transmission or file.

KEY:

A - Adjective
AV - Adverb
IJ - Interjection
N - Noun
PH - Phrase
S - Sound
U - Unit of measure
V - Verb
* - Coined by others unknown
** - Coined by Rush Limbaugh
*** - Coined by Bruce Robinson
**** - Washington Post

These are 11 of the words coined by others, though not in a government context.

Bawl Game (playpen full of crying kids - Hi and Lois comic strip)
Crystal Bawl (Mother knowing when daughter will run to mom crying - Cathy comic strip - Cathy Guisewite)
Dongle (Device to implement copy protection without limiting disks)
Escheat (Real legal term for what my definition says, but not considered by government to be cheating)
Lampson (Speed of lecture or commercial speech delivery)
NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard - Annoyance protest)
Phishing (N) - Stealing a company's ID, then using it to steal the IDs of others.
Pre-Numbskull Agreement (what engaged couples sign)
Presenteeism (N) - Going to work when you are sick. (Actual economics term)
Soundbitten (Having had part of your speech turned into a soundbite)
Tackle Pinochle (A very wild game of pinochle that appeared in the Pogo comic strip - Walt Kelly)

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