NEW POLITICAL VOCABU-LARRY

Updated 08/19/21

Some of the things government does are so STOOOPID that there are no words to describe them - Or at least there weren't any. Here are a few words to fill in the gap.

@ack (N - Pronounced "at ack") - Deluge of email complaining about high taxes
Abortuary (N) - Place where unborn babies are sentenced to death for merely existing *
Academia Nut (N) - Anyone at a college or university who believes in the impossible desires of liberals
Academicrackpot (N) - Anyone who has an address at a college or university, and uses it to seemingly authenticate the drivel he publishes
Acrocracy (N) - Overly high and mighty government
Acronymesis (N) - A government that makes too many acronyms
ACLU (N) - 1. Acronym for the Anti-Christian Lawyers Union - But they don't have a-clue, unlike what their acronym says
2. American Civility Libbers Union
Ad-hocracy (N) - A government hastily thrown together
Ad-hominer (N) - Someone who makes nothing but ad-hominem attacks
Adminitraitor (N) - A government official who commits treason
Adminkistrator (N) - A government official who makes enough money to buy mink furs
Adhocracy (N) - A government hastily thrown together
Aesthetocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on aesthetics, or creates rules to control aesthetics - Those items should be paid for and controlled by private interests
Airmark (N) - A government earmark spent into thin air
Al Cryda (N) - Crybabies who demand their way, or else they will destroy things
ALCU (N) - Acronym for Anti-Liberal Christians United
Anachronym (N) - A Non-current Acronym, currently Held Reserved for Obsolete Nomenclatures from Years Memorial
ANBAstasia (N) - The fact that there are very few Asians in the NBA (National Basketball Association)
Andage (N) - Multiple repetitions of "Oh! One more thing!" (CF. the "Columbo" TV series.)
Animal Right, The (PH) - The animal has the right to appear in court and express its opinions **
Anonymice (N) - Anonymous sources
Anticlivity (N) - The tendency to not do something wrong (Antonym of proclivity)
Anticrat (N) - A politician who is against letting anyone do anything against the politician's beliefs
Antifessional (N) - Amateur on the job
Antisocial Distancing (N) - A better term for social distancing (required to prevent disease spread)
Antitheism (N) - The belief that all religions must be eradicated
Antitheist (N) - A person who believes that all religions must be eradicated
Antitrust (V) - To sue a company in order to break up its monopoly (old word, but not a verb)
Apathy (N) - A conflict of disinterest *
Apostatocracy (N) - An apostate government
Arachnochronism (N) - Any government policy that works for no longer than the lifetime of a spider
Arachnoleptic Fit (N) - The frantic dance performed just after walking through a spider web ****
Aristotenvironmentalist (N) - A person who refuses to believe that an automobile uses more energy getting up to speed than it uses maintaining that speed, as though Aristotelian Physics were true
Arsday (N) - Thursday (from the practice of using R for Thursday in college schedules of classes)
Artache (N) - The pain you get from seeing the taxes taken from you being wasted on art
Artchitect (N) - An architect who places the beauty he can create above the functionality of the building
Artchitecture (N) - The design of a building that has beauty, but no functionality
Artfirstics (N) - Attempts to get government to pay for worthless art, instead of necessities
Artistocrat (N) - A government official who think the arts are necessities
Artsocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on the arts and entertainment - Those items should be paid for entirely by private interests
Artsux (V) - What happens to tax dollars wasted on the arts
Assinate (V) - To make a jackass out of a politician
Associated Propaganda (N) - The liberally slanted Associated Press
Athehism (N) - A belief made up by religion haters
Atheisticism (N) - A religion that believes in banning all religions
Atheisticist (N) - A member of ATHEISTICISM
Attidude (N) - The laid-back overconfidence of a novice
Autipsy (N) - An autopsy performed while the medical examiner was drunk
Autocomputotastrophe (N) - An automobile crash caused by the failure of the on-board computer
Autolescent (N) - A very bad driver, who is self-centered in nature
Autolopithicus (N) - A driver with prehistoric roots, who believes that there is nothing wrong with drinking and driving, breaking traffic laws, and endangering other motorists (See AUTOLESCENT, SQUATWELLIAN)
Aww (IJ) - What you are filled with when you see the awful (or is that AWW-ful) job government does (Antonym of "awe")
Baby Bill (N) - One of the companies that would result from antitrusting MicroSoft **
Badzoic Era (N) - The geologic age when everything in the world started to go wrong
Balloot (N) - 1. Fraudulent ballots used to win an election
2. The votes destroyed by cheats who stole the 2020 presidential election
3. The votes stolen from a candidate when a similar candidate runs in an election using the Plurality Voting System
Ballot Dancing (N) - A dance to keep politicians on their toes
Bambooze (V) - What alcoholic beverages do to the brain
Bamn (V) - To prohibit something for aesthetic reasons
Bargoon (N) - 1. A bargain that turns out to not be such a bargain
2. Any deal made with a DEMOC RAT
Barrackudos (N) - Praise for Obama for his policies that don't work
Barrakudos (N) - A Kudos storm
Basebrawl (N) - A game, in which people combine playing baseball with having bench-clearing fights (See BASKETBRAWL, FOOTBRAWL, RACEBRAWL)
Basketbrawl (N) - 1. A game, in which people combine playing basketball with having bench-clearing fights
2. Indiana Pacers vs Detroit Pistons 11/20/2004 (See BASEBRAWL, BRAWL GAME, FOOTBRAWL, RACEBRAWL)
Bawl Game (N) - How liberals get their way * (See BRAWL GAME)
Be-Nicism (N) - Obama's Peacenik religion
Beautocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on beauty and beautification - Those items should be paid for by private interests
Bendjectory (N) - The meandering path of the "magic bullet" postulated by Kennedy assassination conspiracy theorists, who can't believe a single bullet could make 7 wounds in two people, even though the feat was duplicated under laboratory conditions
Bernienomics (N) - The insane belief that government can create enough wealth to pay for a living for everyone
Bicker Bonnet (N) - The hat that is worn when the person is argumentative
Bidenfog (N) - How Joe Biden's mind fails to work
Bidydle (N) - A bicycle used to break traffic laws
Big Band Theory (PH) - The origin of the universe, according to "The Picture Book of Relativity" ... Glenn Miller?
Big Bother (N) - Intrusive government
Bigotocensor (V) - Unfairly censoring some political beliefs while not censoring others for the same acts
Bilk Linton (N) - The economic policies of Bill Clinton that caused Linton Indiana to lose two factories
Bilkage (N) - 1. Taxation over 10 percent
2. Money taken by a scam
3. See BILK LINTON
Billany (N) - The crime of overbilling
Billionormilliarding (V) - Getting the US numbering system mixed up with the world numbering system (See SI standards for a chart showing the differences between the numbering systems)
Biodegradable crumble (N) - What the container you wanted to save turns into, because ENVIRONMENTALISTICISM wants such packages to be biodegradable
Bisackual (A) - Will take either paper or plastic sacks
Bituperate (V) - To verbally abuse people for doing either of the only two available alternatives
Blabentator (N) - A news commentator who does nothing but blab and blab
Blabentraitor (N) - Hillary Clinton's illegal insecure email system
Blabberhea (N) - The disease that causes non-stop talking
Blabbertyjabbrer (S) - 1. Everyone talking at once
2. The sound of a phone scrambler
3. Receiving a single-sideband signal on an amplitude-modulated receiver
Blabbery (N) - 1. The misdemeanor of talking too much
2. Using drivel to mislead people
Blatticide (N) - The act of killing roaches *
Bleatership (N) - The practice of leading by constantly complaining
Bleatum (N) - Rhetoric from the left (liberal) side of the aisle
Bligs (N) - Obligations
Blork (S) - The sound of government regulation being released
Blorkia (N) - A country that releases lots of government regulation (See BLORK)
Blubbernment (N) - Government that causes obesity by giving the people a lot of stress
Blue Meanie (N) - A Democrat who uses abusive language and cheats to win
Blue Trickle (N) - When Democrats cheer after winning a minimal number of seats
Bluk (N, A) - Pertaining to advertisements received through email (Cf. Bulk)
Bockbluster (N, A) - Fake news about conservatives or beer (Cf. bock beer)
Boiped To Death (PH) - Inundated with telemarketing phone calls (from the 'boip' sound)
Bomblastic (A) - Describing the noise of a terrorist bomb going off as "violating the noise ordinance"
Booleny (N) - The crime of faulty use of Boolean algebra
Boombastic (A) - Describing the sound of a passing BOOMCAR
Boomcar (N) - An automobile with a booming THUMPER *
Bosstastrophe (N) - An automobile accident caused by the boss yelling at the driver (his employee) over a cell phone
Bothsider (N) - A driver who drives in the center lane of a one-way street, trying to get the first parking space found on either side - usually causes an accident trying to get the space
Botto (N) - An image of an ordinary incandescent light bulb used to portray a fake UFO
Bozone (N) - A substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating ****
Bragium (N) - A chemical substance that makes people brag
Bragsheet (N) - A legislator's free-postage legislative newsletter that says "Look what I did!"
Brain Bucket (N) - Safety helmet*
Brain Remover (N) - An alcoholic beverage that is 100 proof or higher - Science has now shown that excessive drinking causes the brain to shrink and lose function. Could be a cause of SLOUCHED BRAIN
Brainscanolitics (N) - The science of predicting voting patterns based on brain scans - shows that liberals use the emotion sections of the brain, while conservatives use the problem solving parts
Brimpet (N) - The little planter found at the end of each row of parking spaces in a shopping center parking lot, usually put there to please zoning officials - Usually takes up otherwise wasted space, but can cause sight distance problems if trees are planted there. (See CRIMPET and FRIMPET)
Brobdinglegislation (N) - Any legislative bill over 200 words long
Brobdingovernment (N) - Oversized, bloated government
Broker (A) - What you become after you use the services of one
Bureauc Rat (S) - Any public official opposed to letting anyone do anything without a permit
Busidue (N) - 1. Detritus left behind by a defunct business
2. Detritus left behind by a public transit vehicle
Buypartisan (A) - Describing when both parties agree to take away more of your income and spend it themselves **
Cacajillion (U) - The total number of things that can possibly go wrong **
Californicate (V) - 1. To behave like HOLLYWODD actors and actresses do in TV shows
2. To believe that the California government actually knows what it is doing
Californitritus (N) - All of those labels on equipment saying that it contains something "known to the State of California" to be harmful in some obscure way or another - Treat them as the trash they are, because California doesn't really have any proof to back up what it "knows"
Campagne (N) - A political run for office where all of the principles are habitually drunk
Campaign Finance Control (N) - An attempt to bias elections toward Liberal candidates
Cancer Cultule (N) - The reality in the Cancel Culture
Candigape (N) - The open-mouthed look on the face of a candidate, found in a file photo repeatedly used by a newspaper that wants him to lose the election
Candkidate (N) - A candidate who behaves like a little kid
Car Challenger (N) - A HINDENCAR
Carnedy (N) - A public official or candidate who has killed someone **
Celebrocracy (N) - Government by entertainment celebrities
Cellophase (N) - To phase into and out of paying attention to your driving, because you are on a cell phone
Cesspoo (N) - The detritus that is found in a cesspool
Cheapcare (N) - Health care that's for the birds
Cheapshoot (V) - To utter a cheap shot (an innuendo - Contributed by "Old Dude")
Cheaticap (N) - 1. A handicap that allows a player to cheat
2. Parking in a handicap parking space when you are not handicapped
Chopera (N) - An opera interrupted by a power failure
Cigabutt (N) - The most often distributed litter, a cigarette butt
Cisgender (A, N) - Describing anyone who is not GLBT - A person who gender identity matches his gender
Citizen (N) - A prisoner of the laws of a country
Clairbrainiant (A) - ODDIOTIC
Clastocrat (N) - A person who mistakenly believes he can get his way by destroying property
Climate believer (N) - The mindless person who is scared into believing climate change is real
Climate changist (N) - The person who believes climate change is real because others say so
Clinton Award (N) - The award given to the most womanizing politician **
Clintoons (N) - The antics of Bill Clinton and/or Hillary Clinton
Cliptomaniac (N) - A kleptomaniac who steals only paper clips (4th word I coined)
Clockmare (N) - 1. How DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME messes up things
2. Being the janitor of a building with 157 public clocks on the day the time changes for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME
Clocktonite (N) - The mysterious substance inside an office clock that slows down civil service workers after 2 pm
Coblabberate (V) - To work together in BLABBERY
Commit Truth (V) - To tell the truth, even though it is not within the guidelines of POLITICAL CORRECTION **
Conphylactic (N) - A leaky condom
Contact Bridge (N) - A card game where people get mad and chase each other around the room (See TACKLE PINOCHLE)
Contriversy (N) - A contrived controversy
Controlocracy (N) - A government that tries (and fails) to control the economy - Of course, controlling an economy is impossible
Copygreed (N) - The belief that copyright should be forever
Copyrat (N) - A copyright holder who will not place a discontinued product in the public domain, keeping those who need it from getting it (See COPYGREED)
Corrodium (N) - What dead batteries are made of (See PRE-CORRODIUM)
Corrodium Warning (N) - "Do not lose this radio in closet while installing dead batteries."
COVIDeality (N) - The way the devastation from COVID-19 showed how unimportant such things as sports and the arts really are
COVIDictator (V) - A politician who dictates draconian rules to fight the virus.
Cramvernment (N) - A government that tries to do more than the tax base can afford
Crastinator (N) - A person adept at delaying, who has not yet turned pro
Cratbabble (N) - Democrats speaking to permit sin
Criminal Democracy (N) - The act of any legislator voting his personal preference instead of what his constituency wants **
Criminocracy (N) - A government run by criminals
Crimpet (N) - The little planter found in the middle of each row of parking spaces in a shopping center parking lot, usually put there to please zoning officials - Usually takes up space that could have provided additional parking, but doesn't cause sight distance problems if trees are planted there (See BRIMPET, FRIMPET)
Crysis Baby (N) - Anyone who cries and screams to keep his favorite nonessential government program from being cut
Crystal Bawl (N) - What liberals use to foretell doom and disaster *
Cureaubrat (N) - A government employee who imagines that he has the cure for every problem ***
Cureaubratese (N) - A language made up by CUREAUBRATS, and used to hide what they are really doing
Cycle Path Psychopath (N) - A criminal who attacks people on pedestrian and bicycle trails
Danger Constancy, Laws of (PH) - 1. The amount of danger in the world at any time is a constant
2. Danger is conserved. Danger can be neither created nor destroyed
Daniels-Stupid Time (PH) - Forcing people in Indiana to change time to two hours ahead of the sun (c.f. Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels)
Danielsarchy (N) - A government where the governor is allowed to put pressure on the legislators (c.f. Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels)
Darwinisticism (N) - The fanatically religious belief that Darwin was right (See EVILUTION)
Darwinisticist (N) - A member of DARWINISTICISM
Darwinistics (N) - The unfair rules DARWINISTICISTS place on evaluating paleontological evidence that automatically discard any evidence of a miracle as being "spurious" - They then use the resulting "lack of any evidence of miracles" to demonstrate that Creationism is wrong
Daylight-Saving Nerd (N) - A person who demands that all countries advance their clocks on the same day, forgetting that the seasons are reversed in the Southern Hemisphere
Daylight-Saving Nut (N) - 1. A person who actually believes that advancing the clocks saves energy
2. A person who actually believes that daylight can be saved
Daylight-Saving Time (PH) - A scam that makes liberals think that changing the clocks saves energy - It actually wastes energy, now that most people have home air conditioners, and that people commute in cars. It also causes productivity losses, accidents, stress, and obesity, and it caused the end of the drive-in movie.
Daylight-Scattered Time (PH) - 1. The shift in time between two countries because DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME changes the relative time between them - They may change time on different dates, in different directions, or for different sized changes. Also, one may change time while the other does not.
2. The DST BUG, when the legislated beginning and ending dates for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME change in 2007
Daylight-Scrambled Time (PH) - The week after a time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME, when most airline, bus, railroad, factory, and shift working schedules are messed up, and when process control systems don't work right
Daylight-Screwball Time (PH) - 1. The week after the time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME, when sadistic politicians gloat about the discomforts and expenses their time change just caused everyone to suffer
2. The month after the time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME, when nuts go on killing sprees (Columbine, Oklahoma City, and Waco, to name a few)
Daylight-Screwup Time (PH) - The week before and the two weeks after a time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME - During this period, none of the published TV schedules are correct, and most VCRs malfunction during timer recording
Daylight-Skirmish Time (PH) - The extra period of light provided by DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME that allows people to play sports longer after work - It also causes July-4 fireworks and drive-in movies to start too late for children to attend
Daylight-Software Time (PH) - The week when Microsoft Windows computers had the time wrong, due to not having the correct date for the time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME
Daylight-Spending Time (PH) - DAYLIGHT STUPID TIME, because it costs people money
Daylight-Squandered Time (PH) - The period of actual financial loss that follows a time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME - The losses are usually due to lost productivity, wrecked schedules, auto accidents, and wasted energy
Daylight-Stouter Time (PH) - The period of time following a time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME when stress causes weight gain
Daylight-Stressful Time (PH) - The three-week period of time when people are stressed out from having to change their internal circadian clocks, due to the time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME - Causes productivity reductions, obesity, accidents, and shooting sprees
Daylight-Stupid Time (PH) - DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME, now that the predominance of home and car air conditioners has made advancing the clocks in the summer use more energy - The fact that legislators still want it makes it even more stupid
Daylight-Symptoms Time (PH) - The period of jet-lag-like symptoms following a time change for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME, which Can last up to three weeks
Dead Wreckening (N) - Government that continues doing the same wrong thing, ignoring the disastrous consequences that result
Deceptive Donald (PH) - Donald Trump, who lied about his opponents by calling them liars*
Deep-state circular firing squad (PH) - Where bureaucrats fired each other to remove conservatives
Deficiency Apartment (N) - 1. An apartment with two rooms, one of them being a bathroom
2. Any apartment that has decayed because it has been under rent control for years
Deja-Moo (PH) - "I've heard this bull before"
Delay-Off (N) - When both sides counter each other with continuances
Demibudget (N) - A budget proposed by Libertarians, half the size of a proper government budget, so there is room for emergencies
Demo Crats (N) - People who demolish the economy because they believe in (and try to implement) faulty Keynesian economic theory
Demoautocrat (N) - A politician who changes the rules if he can't win legitimately
Democ Rat (A) - Any public official wanting to charge a fee for everything
Democratty (A) - Democrats being catty or ratty
Democreant (N, A) - A miscreant Democrat
Demochristian (N, A) - Democrat-based religion pretending to be Christian
Demodrat (A) - Any public official who upsets people with his actions
Demoncrat (N) - Any public official who upsets people with his actions
Demonrat (N) - Any public official who upsets people with his actions
Demon-strator (N) - A person demonstrating for the right to obey satan
Demstapo (N) - An autocratic democrat
Denycrat (N) - A Democrat who denies everything
Depodiated (A) - A speaker who, when told to come up to the podium, finds there isn't one to stand on, but just a lectern
Derepresentation (N) - Fringe zoning imposed on people who cannot vote in the elections of the city imposing it - They can't vote, because they live outside the city limits. But the city unconstitutionally controls their land, because the judges who could stop it want the zoning controls.
Dermocrat (N) - A politician who loves to get under your skin and cause discomfort
Deskworm (N) - A CUREAUBRAT who does absolutely nothing worthwhile *
Despotician (N) - A politician who is a despot
Despotition (N) - A deposition made with criminal intent
Despotocracy (N) - 1. Dictatorship
2. Committee system in Congress and in state and local legislatures
3. Government operated mainly on the principles of animosity
Despotocrat (N) - 1. Dictator
2. Committee chairman of any committee in Congress or a legislature
3. Any politician who is an expert in animosity
4. Anyone possessing political dynamite
Destructatax (N) - A tax that causes businesses to fail and jobs to be lost
Destructocracy (N) - Government operated mainly on the principles of animosity
Destructocrat (N) - 1. Any politician who is an expert in animosity
2. Anyone possessing political dynamite
Diabetaxes (N) - A disease afflicting obese government, characterized by the fact that tax revenue spent on goods or services ends up paying more for business taxes than it does paying for the actual work needed to make the goods or services bought
Diabetaxic (A) - Of the portion of tax revenue spent that ends up paying the taxes of the payee
Diayoubetic (A) - Describing someone who should have diabetes due to obesity, according to government
Dictrine (N) - 1. Dictatorial doctrine
2. Hillary Clinton's idea of what all religions should be forced to believe
3. Kamala Harris's idea of what all religions should be forced to believe
4. Beto O'Rourke's idea of what all religions should be forced to believe
5. Nancy Pelosi's idea of what all religions should be forced to believe
6. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez's idea of what all religions should be forced to believe
7. Elizabeth Warren's idea of what all religions should be forced to believe
Dimpled Chad (N) - A defect in a computer punch card that is caused by a dirty card reader *
Discongenuous (A) - When a company discontinues needed products, or says "Your call is important to us" for two hours of keeping you on hold
Disconnectady (N) - The birthplace of politicians and union leaders who are disconnected from reality
Discrumbinate (V) - To remove crumbs
Disfroginate (V) - To remove the frog from one's throat before speaking
Dislaboration (N) - The state of politicians or labor unions working against each other
Disomniscient (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god
Disputocracy (N) - Government operated mainly on the principles of animosity
Disputocrat (N) - Any politician who is an expert in animosity
Disquisition (N) - 1. Not investigating something that should be investigated
2. A disquieting inquisition
Dissquawlifier (N) - A law passed to placate liberals
Diversity (N) - A useless mixture of different beliefs, including various religions - Disobeys all of the religions
Divertity (N) - The use of "diversity" to divert the attention of the public away from an attack on a religion
Doctorn (A) - Describing a malpractice victim
Dogmacide (N) - When one person's karma runs over another person's dogma
Dongle (N) - A device attached to a computer that proves to the software that the user has purchased the software, and thus has a right to use it - Violates the law once the copyright expires *
Dopeler Effect (N) - The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly ****
Double Drick (N) - A large-area power failure, such as the one on 11/9/1965 (See DRICK)
Double Entawdry (N) - A phrase that has two meanings, with one of them being sexually suggestive
Dracocratic (A) - Describing the actions of those who demand that government must be obeyed at all costs
Drainocrat (N) - Any CUREAUBRAT who enacts rigid controls over storm water drainage from private property
Dramite (N) - A very short stage play
Dratify (V) - To affirm mistakes as part of the plan
Dratoff (N) - A mistake contest
Drayne (N) - Any person, government program, or process that destroys wealth
Dreamlinercar (N) - Electric car fire
Drick (S, N) - A power failure (From the TV series "Green Acres")
Dricken (N) - Plural of DRICK - multiple power failures
Dricker (N) - The cause of a power failure (See DRICK)
Droit (N) - A French robot that takes away your rights and money, giving them to undeserving artists
Droneswatter (N) - A very large flyswatter used to swat down drones (e.g. a leaf rake)
DST Bug (N) - The computer and equipment errors that occur because the legislated beginning and ending dates for DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME changed in 2007 - Most current software and devices make the change on the wrong date
Ductapernment (N) - The government that believes it can fix anything
Duckatorium (N) - Where politicians hide when the people are mad at them
Ducktor (N) - 1. A quack doctor
2. A politician who hides from the people
Duel Citizenship (N) - 1. The state of disagreeing with the government
2. Having multiple governments fighting over which one gets to collect taxes from an individual
Dumbdownthropus (N) - A politician with prehistoric roots, who wants to dumb down education so no voters are smarter than he is
Dumblecrat (N) - Any politician who is against using Phonics in the classroom
Dumn (A) - Describing Obama's peacenik strategies
DumpaTrump (PH) - The phrase calling for Donald Trump to get out of the race for president
Duodemibudget (N) - A budget proposed by Democrats, two and one half times the proper size of a government budget
Dupid (A) - Stupid enough to be duped
Duplicitocrat (N) - 1. A politician who uses duplicity to bamboozle the opposition
2. A duplicitous bureaucrat
Duplicitomat (N) - A duplicitous diplomat
Dyscourse (N) - A debate over COVID masks
E Pluribus Spendum (PH - "Out of many, spend") - What the motto of the United States of America should be, given the current spending habits of Congress and the state legislatures
Earthdaysaster (N) - All of the litter that has to be picked up after an Earth Day celebration
Eblabberate (V) - Use blabber to elaborate
Eboink (S) - The sound a computer makes when an email arrives
Ecobink (S) - The alarm that goes off in an ENVIRONMENTALISTICIST's head when something appears to be polluting
Ecomonics (N) - The false science used by ENVIRONMENTALISTICISTS to inadvertently destroy the economy
Econoclast (N) - A politician whose policies destroy the economy
Economommy (N) - What most high school graduates think government is - a benevolent mommy who will give them money when they don't have enough
Ecopork (N) - Money wasted on pork-barrel projects for ecological reasons, or to stimulate the economy
Edirtorialize (V) - To add bias or innuendo to an article
Editorialismexplodes (V) - When editorialism explodes in the face of the reporter
Edjuciator (N) - An educator accused of sexually molesting children
Edjudicator (N) - An educator who decides that children must be taught the educator's political and religious beliefs
Egalmaniac (N) - An egalitarian egomaniac who demands that he gets his own way
Egolitarian (N) - A person with a superego for absolute equality
Electortal Vote (N) - An electoral vote coerced by threats
Electrickian (N) - A politician who takes advantage of the errors in the PLUROERROR by secretly funding a candidate intended to split the opposition vote (See PLURALITY VOTING SYSTEM, PLUROCRAT)
Electrickity (N) - The ability to bias the election by running a third party candidate (See PLUROERROR)
Ellwait (N) - The time someone loses or wastes by using mass transit
Emocrib (N) - Where a CRYSIS BABY sleeps
Emperor of NO (N) - COVID-19 expert Dr Anthony Fauci
Energizer Dummy (N) - Joe Biden when in STUPID-SEEKING MODE
Energy Crisis (N) - Fuel Shortage caused by price controls
Energy Crysis (N) - A belief of ENVIRONMENTALISTICISM that energy must be saved at all costs
Enocomic (A) - The comedy of economic errors
Entertainocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on entertainment and fun - Those items should be paid for by private interests
Environblabber (N) - The religious pronouncements of environmentalists that sound like science
Environmentalisticism (N) - The religious component of Environmentalism
Environmentalisticist (N) - A member of ENVIRONMENTALISTICISM
Epi Taxi (N) - A pseudo taxicab
Epicracy (N) - An Epicurean government
Epicrat (N) - An Epicurean politician
Ersatz-Haddathought (N) - Joe Biden (the nation's stupor being) thinking he is lucid (Cf Dune: Kwisatz Haderach)
Escalize (V) - To intensify your campaign for a spending program because your opponent has proved it can't possibly work
Escheat (V) - The method government uses to cheat, so government gets any unclaimed or intestate property - The word "cheat" came from fraudulent government use of escheat. * (not recent coinage)
Evain (A) - vanity in email
Evilution (N) - The religion allowed into public schools that teaches that God did not create the universe, but that it "just happened" - A tenet of DARWINISTICISM
Exaster (N) - 1. A former disaster
2. An ex-wife
Execublabber (N) - Drivel produced by a government or corporate executive (See LEGISBLABBER)
Extortalism (N) - The act of pretending to be a neutral journalist while biasing the news in favor of one political party or belief
Expert (N) - Unknown drip under pressure (cf. x = unknown + spurt = drip under pressure) *
Exploit (N) - The pejorative the Democrats exploit most
Exatort (N) - a tort with $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in damages
Factical (A) - Tactical use of facts
Failacy (N) - Propensity to fail
Failout (N) - The 2008-2009 government bailout, and its failure to make the economy recover (due to high taxes)
Failroad (N) - A transportation system that is touted as being able to relieve traffic congestion, but cannot do so because it does not serve most of the locations where trips terminate
Fairgle (V) - To yell "It's not fair" when you lose - This has become the chief activity of many liberals
Fallic (A) - Full of fallacy
Fanatasy (N) - Fanatic fantasy
Fanatic Show (N) - 1. Liberal news program
2. Democrat convention
Faqirial (A) - A day short and a dollar late
Faqiry (N, pronounced "fakery") - One of the fake fairies that liberals postulate must exist They provide the missing wealth needed to make the LIVING WAGE and other impossible plans FEASE
Farcetecture (N) - Construction featuring odd angles, unusable spaces, huge foyers, and pedestrian catwalks - Usually pertains to government buildings built for art, rather than for function
Fast Feud (N) - A fight between fast food restaurants and FOOD COPS
Fatta Claus (N) - Santa Claus, as seen by government nutritionists (FOOD COPS)
Faucicrat (N) - Authoritarian who obeys Dr. Fauci
Faucid (A) - 1. Like a PREVARICATING AUTOCRATIC SMURF 2. Like a PREVARICATING AUTHORITARIAN SMURF
Faucio (N) - An evil droid who is a PREVARICATING AUTOCRATIC SMURF
Faucist (N) - People who blindly do whatever Anthony Fauci says to do
Fauxtography (N) - Making PHAKE photos
Faxic Waste (N) - When political ads come through the fax, wasting your supplies
FDR (N) - Acronym for Failed Democrat Redistribution
Fease (V) - To be feasible *
Feasily (AV) - Doably
Feasy (A) - Easily feasible
Fedidue (N) - Government waste and residue left over from federal programs
Fednot (N) - A charm used to keep the federal government away
Feeloader (N) - 1. A government agency that makes money from excessive fees
2. Police departments and courts that can increase their budgets by increasing the number of tickets and fines
3. Police, fire, and ambulance departments who charge the victims they help for the emergency services they get
4. A state highway department paid for by tolls
Feuditi (N) - Graffiti arising from a feud
Fidgetbuster (N) - 1. A U.S. Senate debate that keeps legislators alert and concentrating
2. A toy given to a child to keep him quiet at church
Fink Tank (N) - An organization of whistleblowers
Fishmerger (N) - Kurdistan insurgents (Peshmerga as misheard)
Flawmaker (N) - A lawmaker who makes defective laws
Flemsy (A) - The poor quality of Dutch law, due to its overpermissiveness
FLIRage (N) - The use of Forward Looking InfraRed (FLIR)
Flyswatter Interchange (N) - A traffic interchange so poorly designed that it looks like they just put a bunch of interchange parts over a clay model of the area, and then took a flyswatter and went SPLAT! An example of a flyswatter interchange can be found in New London, Connecticut at the intersection of I-95, US-1 and Connecticut 32
Fogl (V) - 1. To fake a UFO photograph
2. To bamboozle people with a fake UFO photograph
Fogmare (N) - 1. A nightmarishly thick fog
2. A huge multiple vehicle traffic accident caused by fog
Food Cop (N) - A self-appointed NUTRITION CZAR
Fook (V) - To blind a camera system or a person with a bright flash of light
Foolower (N) - A person who does nothing but follow a lousy politician
Footbrawl (N) - A football game disrupted by a fight (See BASEBRAWL, BASKETBRAWL, BRAWL GAME, RACEBRAWL)
Foreploy (N) - Any misrepresentation made for the purpose of getting laid ****
Frankencorn (N) - Genetically engineered grain *
Frankenstorm (N) - The merging of a hurricane and a winter storm, as happened with Hurricane Sandy
Fraudtopsy (N) - Fake alien autopsy*
Freedomicide (N) - Destroying freedom in the name of security
Frimpet (N) - A BRIMPET with a large tree planted in it that frustrates attempts to see cross traffic
Frustralia (N) - A country with a government that frustrates everyone
Futilism (N) - 1. Government by idiots
2. Belief in Keynesian Economics
Gabblerouser (N) - Something in the bill being considered that causes the audience to start talking
Gaffernment (N) - A government that makes nothing but mistakes
Gasp Mileage (N) - The shock at your low miles per dollar
Geigers (N) - What a Geiger counter counts
Geracy (N) - The crime of not providing geriatric discounts
Ghost Handicapped (PH) - Being a non-handicapped person sharing a car with a handicapped person and parking in a handicap space so the handicapped person can use it next
Giddiot (N) - Joe Biden thinking he is lucid (See ERSATZ HADDATHOUGHT)
Gigaperson (N) - A unit of measure equal to 1,000,000,000 people used to describe the world population - The world population was approximately 6 gigapersons in 2005 AD. That is 6 billion people in US numbering, or 6 milliard people in world numbering. (See SI standards for a chart on the difference between US numbering and world numbering)
Gigglepathic (N) - The portion of the testimony that causes the audience to giggle
Gigli (A) - Very bad - Used to describe the film by the same name - describes the economy-destroying platforms of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, John Kerry, and Bernie Sanders
Gimme-gimme-ism (N) - The belief that government should get most of the money from the economy
Giraffiti (N) - Vandalism spray-painted very, very high ****
Givernment (N) - A government that gives away money, and then overtaxes the people to pay for it
Glibido (N) - All talk and no action ****
Glommernment (N) - A government that grabs every bit of power and money it can get
Gloomernment (N) - A government that predicts bad outcomes will occur, unless people sacrifice enough that government can have more money and power
Go-Faster Windows (N) - Slanted windows on buses that make them look ten times faster than they are
Golfernment (N) - Government controlled from a golf course
Goonery (N) - Commission of violence for political gain **
Goonite (N) - A person who votes for government to keep people from doing things that bother him
Goonvernment (N) - A government that takes away freedoms, just to keep people from being annoyed
Gorebasm (N) - The bad science used to "prove" that man causes global warming
Goregantuan (A) - Describing the vast overspending of the US Federal Government **
Goretrayal (N) - Al Gore's version of things (especially the 2000 election, which he still thinks he won)
Gort Ricks (PH) - Tricks used to steal an election, including sending the military on maneuvers (so the servicemen couldn't vote), denying votes to all shipboard sailors (because ships don't postmark mail), and pretending that DIMPLED CHAD are votes
Governbent (N) - A government that reacts with anger to those who do not agree with its policies
Governgreed Market (N) - A market for farmers to sell crops, wrongly paid for with tax money
Government First! Government First! (IJ) - The chant of the Statist and the POLICY PARROT
Government Waist (N) - Obesity resulting from government-induced stress
Govlastian (A) - A member of the belief that government should come last, not first
Govlastianism (A) - The belief that government should come last, not first
Govlastic (A) - Describing the belief that government should come last, not first
Grabbage (N) - 1. The government's "take", in tax revenue and fees
2. The takeover of a computer by pop-up ads
Grabbernment (N) - A government that is extremely greedy for revenue
Grabbus Firstus (N) - A government that puts tax collection ahead of creditors in a bankruptcy case
Grateless (N) - The opposite of grateful **
Greedatorium (N) - Congressional chamber, legislature hall, or council chamber
Greedia (N) - The media and reporters wanting government health care for themselves
Greedium (N) - Any government body that wants more of your money to waste on trifles
Greedway (N) - A greenway paid for with tax revenue
Greedy Needy, The (N) - Those who demand that government must pay them money, so they don't have to work
Greenvernment (N) - A government that legislates the religious beliefs of ENVIRONMENTALISTICISM into law
Griddy Kilobuck (PH) - A utility that charges wholesale prices that can fluctuate widely with $1000 electric bills in power shortages
Gross Ignoramus (A) - 144 times ordinary ignoramus, which describes most government meetings, and anyone in favor of DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME *
Grovernment (N) - Government with the mentality of the Muppets
Grubbernment (N) - Government that nanomanages people's lives
Grummies (N) - Little parts that get lost easily
Gubbernment (N) - Government that cheats
Gubble-gubble (S) - An instance of a politician forgetting what he was going to say
Gubblement (N) - A government that forgets the promises it made, and then does the opposite
Guffernment (N) - A government that uses double talk to confound citizens
Haberdashanoid (N) - A politician more worried about how his clothes look than about the issue
Hairanoid (N) - A politician more worried about how his hair looks than about the issue
Half-Glass, The (N) - The half glass of water used by the HALFGLASSTERIAN
Halfglassterian (N) - A person who uses how people would describe half a glass of water to compare groups (See LIGHTBULBIAN)
Handmonster (N) - That scary-looking crescent with hands on the "Safe Place" signs
Handsphreak (N) - A person who believes that it is safe to use a hands-free phone while driving
Handsphwreck (N) - A HANDSPHREAK who got into a wreck due to being distracted while talking on a cell phone
Hangtail (N) - That pesky odd-sized page in a newspaper advertising insert
Happenable (A) - Possible to do **
Happeneur (N) - A person who makes things happen **
Harrisism (N) - The warped belief system of Kamala Harris
Hatist (N) - A reporter or politician who propagates his hate
Heedless Horseman (N) - A driver who does not think before doing - Probably has a case of SLOUCHED BRAIN *
Hell-Care Plan (N) - Any government-run health insurance system - So named because taxes would have to be so high to fund it that nobody could afford to eat. It would also not provide good health care, as evidenced by Walter Reed Army Hospital. (See METACARE)
Hempty (A) - Describing a confiscated marijuana stash
Heterophobia (N) - The fear of a world where heterosexual activity will be the only allowed sexual activity
Hillarynomics (N) - The liberal belief that government can fix anything, including the economy
Hillaryworld (N) - The emotional world of Hillary Clinton where everything is all better because she is there
Hindencar (N) - A hydrogen-powered car, after it exploded (See CAR CHALLENGER)
Hippitarian (N) - The guy who steals the HALFGLASSTERIAN'S half glass of water to make a mosh pit
Hitlerror (N) - The Third Reich
Hocus Foggus (PH) - Rules a politician makes up when he wants to keep you from doing something, but has no real rules to use
Hogwashington (N) - The capital of prevarication
Hokeuponus (N) - Elizabeth Warren, who put her heredity hoke upon us
Hollery Clinton (N) - The losing presidential candidate who keeps hollering that she should have won
Hollywodd (N) - Any place where all morality is abandoned - Hollywood at its oddest (See CALIFORNICATE, HOOLYWODD, HOLLYWORLD)
Hollyworld (N) - A world where movies can be made without having to raise money from business because government pays for it (See CALIFORNICATE, HOLLYWODD, HOOLYWODD)
Homophobia (N) - A pejorative word created by homosexuals to imply that people who are really obeying their religious beliefs are afraid of homosexuals
Homosimian (N) - 1. Anyone who believes that man descended from the apes
2. Anyone who acts like a monkey when the theory that man descended from apes is challenged
Homosinban (N) - Prohibiting the teaching of the Bible verses that define the homosexual act as a sin
Hoolywodd (N) - Any place where all morality is abandoned - Hollywood at its oddest (See CALIFORNICATE, HOLLYWODD, HOLLYWORLD)
Horse and Phony Show (N) - A sleazy political campaign employing diversion of attention
Huffypoost (N) - The ultra-liberal Huffington Post newspaper
Huffypost (N) - The ultra-liberal Huffington Post newspaper
Humanist-Resources Department (N) - A hiring department that unconstitutionally requires all new employees to be POLITICALLY CORRECT
Hunt-and-Park System (N) - A system for government employee parking where the number of PARKING STINKERS issued is greater than the number of parking spaces available
Hurry-Wart (N) - A driver in too much of a hurry to be safe
Hydrogen Power (N) - A scam masquerading as an energy source
Hyperthetical (A) - Based on the beliefs of the "expert" opinion of the speaker
Hypocrat (N) - A Democrat who fears a balanced budget when in power, but who demands one, when the Democrats are not in power
Hystericalate (V) - To notice that the opposition has an argument against your program that you didn't think of
Hysterescalate (V) - To get angry because the opposition has an argument against your program
IDidiocracy (N) - A government that thinks it can make identification cards impossible to counterfeit
Idiocracy (N) - Government by idiots (the usual case)
Idiodyssey (N) - A fool's errand, including most of what government makes people do
Idiotology (N) - An idiotic ideology
Idiotorialist (N) - A reporter who propagates his beliefs, rather than the truth
Ignoranus (N) - 1. A person who is both stupid and an ass ****
2. A person who is stupid at both ends
Ignorocrat (N) - A politician who sticks to his own ideas and totally ignores public opinion
Iluvote (N) - 1. Voting for what you think you want, instead of what you really want
2. The illusion that the Plurality Voting System is fair
Imamhem (N) - The mayhem caused by an Islamic leader's edict
IMPOTUS (N) - Acronym: IMpotent President Of The United States
Independent Voting System (N) - The only fair voting system in existence
Indiana Stupid Time (PH) - A system exactly like DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME, except that the clocks are all an hour ahead of the times they should show for normal use of Daylight-Saving Time
Indirect Taxation (N) - Taxes levied on businesses that the worker ends up paying, through increased prices, increased rents, service charges and fees, and lower wages
Ineptocrat (N) - A public official who can't do anything right
Infilthrator (N) - A person who thinks there is nothing wrong with pornography, and spreads it everywhere he can - Originator of unwanted pornographic email
Infiltraitor (N) - A person working against his own government
Inflension (N) - What's left of a pension after inflation reduces its value
Infonoid (N) - A person who collects personal information on people without a justifiable reason to do so
Insinuendo (N) - Any innuendo involving a sin **
Intaxication (N) - Euphoria from a tax refund, which lasts only until you realize that it was your money to start with ****
Interget (N) - The Internet, when used for buying or winning prizes
Java Man (N) - A politician with prehistoric roots, who can't function without coffee
Jeffordsite (N) - A politician who cheats when he doesn't win legitimately
Jerknalism (N) - What a reporter produces when it is not journalism
Jobivalent (A) - Describing an inconsistent liberal who hates business, but wants there to be more jobs
Jobsuck (N) - 1. The excuse given for the failure of liberal job creation policies
2. The reason given by welfare recipients for not staying on the job
3. The destruction of jobs by high taxes
Joornalist (N) - A newspaper or television reporter who slants news stories in favor of a political belief
Journmalist (N) - A newspaper or television reporter who slants news stories in favor of a political belief
Jurdge (V) - To cause to become law through litigation, rather than legislation
Jurisimprudence (N) - A judge siding with sin instead of righteousness
Kabulian Algebra (N) - The belief that it is possible to win a battle using only suicide missions
Kabulian Algebra's Corollary (N) - But it works only once!
Kahukucar (N) - Hybrid car on fire
Karmacide (N) - When one person's dogma chases another person's karma
Karmageddon (N) - When the earth explodes because everyone has bad vibes ****
Katosis (N) - The ability to get free lodging for yourself (cf. Kato Kaelin)
Katrineality (N) - The way the devastation from Hurricane Katrina showed how unimportant such things as sports and the arts really are
Kennedinesse (N) - The art of hiding offensive legislation in a bill, and hoping nobody notices it until after it becomes law
Kennedy Award (N) - The award given to the politician who has the most people die around him
Kerrysthenics (N) - (See GORT RICKS)
Keynesian Economics (PH) - An economic model based on the false assumption that government spending can create wealth - Named after economist (?) John Maynard Keynes. Fails because it does not take work into account in the production of wealth. Counterexamples exist to disprove it. (Antonym: KINESIAN ECONOMICS)
Kiloglup (S) - An 18.5 minute gap in the tape (see GLUP in the musician's version of this list: NEW MIXING VOCABU-LARRY)
Kinesian Economics (PH) - An economic model that is based on the idea that wealth is created mainly through work - Named after Kinesiology, the study of human motions. (Antonym: KEYNESIAN ECONOMICS)
Kinesian Wealth (PH) - Wealth created by work - In KINESIAN ECONOMICS, work creates two flows of Kinesian Wealth. One flow is the money paid by consumers to buy the goods produced, which is then mostly paid to the workers who produced the goods. The other flow consists of the goods themselves. (See KINESIAN ECONOMICS)
Kinesian Wealth Destruction (PH) - Any economic activity that destroys KINESIAN WEALTH - Examples: taxation, giving money or goods to people who won't work, theft, vandalism, arson, property destruction, robbery, overregulation, zoning, monopoly, and eminent domain (See KINESIAN ECONOMICS)
Kleptocracy (N) - A government that steals from its people **
Knarfle (V) - To mess up a computer file
Lag-trap (N, A) - YELLOW-TRAP
Laminy (N) - The crime of laminating your driver's license in plastic - This makes the tamperproof features fail
Lamming (V, N) - The act of LAMINY
Lampson (U) - The unit (abbr. Ls) of speed of human speech - Normal speech is 200 millilampsons. *
Landscupper (V) - To remove all of the traffic signs restricting turns into or out of a place of business in the process of "landscaping"
Laudiot (V) - A person, usually a politician, who wrongfully expects to be honored
Lawdiot (V) - A person, usually a politician, who misunderstands the law
Lawyer (V) - To sic a lawyer on someone
Lawyer Up (V) - To get a lawyer, ending police questioning *
Lawyurp (N) - A lawyer who makes people sick
Leap Year (N) - Nature's revenge on politicians for imposing DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME
Left-overs (N) - The paltry amount we get to keep when the Left takes over the government
Legisblabber (N) - Drivel produced by a government legislature (See EXECUBLABBER)
Legislater (N) - A legislator who delays votes on bills for political reasons
Legistration (N) - A total impasse in passing laws
Lemonicious (N) - Faulty (especially used cars)
Lenosecute (V) - 1. To persecute criminal defendants in the news as though they are known to be guilty
2. To persecute someone who has been found not guilty by a jury, as though he really did it
3. To use a TV show to make such attacks
(cf, Jay Leno, a prime offender at LENOSCUTION)
Lenosecution (N) - 1. The persecution of criminal defendants in the news as though they are known to be guilty
2. The persecution of people who have been found not guilty by juries, as though they really did the crimes
3. The use of a TV show to make such attacks
(cf, Jay Leno, a prime offender at LENOSCUTION)
Libernate (V) - To out anyone who is GLBT
Licentious License (N) - A nasty or offensive personalized license plate
Lickproof Stamp (N) - A peel-and-stick postage stamp
Liebrary (N) - Bill Clinton's collections of books full of handy excuses **
Liewitness (N) - A perjurer
Lightbulbian (N) - A person who uses the number of people needed to screw in a lightbulb to compare groups (See HALFGLASSTERIAN)
Liquese (N) - Drunken speech
Listenowboss (N) - A boss who creates a traffic hazard, by demanding that his employees must always be reachable by cell phone, even when they are driving - should be a crime
Limbaughbulate (N) - To get mad at Rush Limbaugh, because you didn't get the joke, and took what he said seriously
Liveral (N) - A person who believes the world should take care of him, just because he was born
Living Wage (PH) - The ultimate scam, enticing each PROMISSORY GOAT into a false hope of YOUTOPIA
Living Wage Fairy (PH) - The FAQIRY that liberals imagine to exist, who supplies the missing wealth to businesses in order that they can pay the wages mandated by a LIVING WAGE law
Lobberals (N) - Liberals who make up accusations to lob at the opposition
Long Billion (N) - The long scale billion = 1,000,000,000,000 = 10^12 (as opposed to SHORT BILLION = 10^9)
Long Trillion (N) - The long scale trillion = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 = 10^18 (as opposed to SHORT BILLION = 10^12)
Looney Eclipse (N) - When people go mad during an eclipse
Lootcrative (A) - When crime pays
Lootery (N) - 1. What most people perceive a state lottery to be: A source of loot
2. The government revenue from a state lottery
Lord of the Files (N) - The sysop
Lousytana (N) - A state with laws that require zoning to exist
Loyer (N) - A lawyer who loiters in hospitals
Magastrated (A) - Describing the reliance on articles and polls in magazines for an opinion on the community
Make-you-make-do-er (N) - A HALFGLASSTERIAN who thinks the glass is too big
Malquacktice (V) - Medical malpractice
Manextortment (N) - Management that uses extreme pressure to squeeze every last bit of extra performance from employees - Causes obesity
Maskera (N) - The period of time that government requires COVID-19 masks.
McJobs (N) - Part-time jobs being the only jobs created by the Obama administration (cf. McDonald's)
Meanace (N) - A menace who is also mean
Me-first-itis (N) - A disease that infects most incumbents in office
Megabucksic (A) - Extremely expensive
Megotist (N) - A person who always puts himself first
Mesmire (N) - The trouble amateur hypnotists get themselves into, and the effects they have on others
Mess Transit (PH) - A way to waste government funds by providing a system that doesn't take people where they need to go when they need to be there
Messuppotamia (N) - A government that governs through the process of making mistakes
Messachusetts (N) - The state that makes the biggest mess of its own economy with overtaxation and overregulation
Messterpiece (N) - 1. Antonym of masterpiece
2. The result of liberals trying to fix the economy
3. The result of a giant food fight
4. The result of a ruined recording studio session
Metacare (N) - Medicare as it really is: Meta (pseudo) care (See HELL-CARE PLAN)
Methadope (N) - An addictive substance given to people to cure a worse addiction
Metrefutation (N) - Demonstration that English units work better in the real world
- English units fit the real world and the human body, metric units don't fit anything
- Construction: Whole numbers for English, odd decimals for Metric
- Cooking: English values depend on the size of an egg, metric values don't fit anything
- Cooks multiply or divide recipes by 2 or 3, not 5 or 10
- Clothes, houses, and furniture must be designed to fit humans, not the Prime Meridian
Metrifriar (N) - A CUREAUBRAT who believes that forcing everyone to convert to metric would be beneficial
Millennialoofs (N) - People with the insane belief that government can create enough wealth to pay for a living for everyone
Mind Cop (N) - Any person who wants to require everyone to obey the tenets of POLITICAL CORRECTION
Minimum Wage (PH) - 1. A system designed to cause inflation without any other useful benefits
2. The reason US laborers can't compete in the world market
Minoritocracy (N) - A government where a test is used to exclude over half of the people from public office
Miskerryage (N) - The claim that something is "wrong," with the elections just because liberals didn't win the election
Misteak (N) - A mistake within a mistake (5th word I coined)
Mobnopoly (N) - A monopoly created through the use of intellectual property
Monsterate (N) - To propose a program that oppresses the people
Mousageddon (N) - World War III caused by one wrong mouse click
Mouse Manure (N) - The results produced by bad science
Mouse Potato (N) - Internet addict *
Moused Up (V) - Having just made a mistake with a computer mouse
Mousecar (N) - A Kia Soul (from the ad where mice are driving toasters and the Kia Soul)
Mousemilk (V, N) - Make a big issue out of something inconsequential *
Mousetied (A) - The state of having to stay within a certain distance of the computer or DAW to work the mouse
Mousfunction (N) - A mouse misfunction
Mousion (N) - The use of a computer mouse
Mouso (N) - Mousographical error*
Mousophile (N) - Anyone who prefers to use a mouse command over a keyboard command
Mousophobe (N) - Anyone who prefers to use a keyboard command over a mouse command
Moustered (N) - Flustered by a malfunctioning mouse
Moustake (N) - A mistaken mouse click
Moustified (A) - Can't use a computer mouse
Moustrained (A) - Not enough room to use a computer mouse
Moustrated (A) - Not enough room to use a computer mouse
Muda (N - pronounced "myooda", N) - The strange-shaped white lamp globes covering ceiling light fixtures found in government buildings, made in the 1930s and 1940s - look like the ends of trumpet mutes
Multiflusher (N) - Someone using a new 1.6 gallon/flush toilet, needing 3 flushes to clear the waste
Mumbojumbologist (N) - Expert on the speech of politicians and lawyers
Muppered (A) - Slapped with a stupid lawsuit to stop MUPPY THREE trading
Muppy Three (N) - MP-3
Muriad (N) - 10,000 mice
Myballistas (N) - A Political group that, when not getting its own way, leave the legislature chamber to prevent any legislation (by denying the legislature a quorum) (Cf "If you won't play my way, I'll take my ball and go home.")
Nabbage (N) - The arrest count from a police raid
Nabulate (V) - A fancy word meaning 'nab'
Naivecrat (N) - A politician who crafts an economic plan without considering the side-effects of the policies
Nar (N) - The whole picture (instead of two seminars)
Nasticulous (A) - Ridiculously nasty
National Wealth-Pare Insurance (N) - What National Health Care Insurance would really become
Naughty-Bits-Deleted-For-Tat (PH) - Overcensorship (by security software) of perfectly harmless phrases containing words that also have obscene definitions
Neat Czar (N) - A public official who requires all properties to be clean, neat, and tidy
Necessary Security (PH) - Term reserved for a kit consisting of a blanket and a pacifier
Neinage (N) - 1. The output of an abominable "no" man
2. A list of government permit denials
Netpecking Order (N) - The hierarchy of which politicians can criticize each other by email
Newmissipality (N) - A government with no real purpose other than to waste tax dollars (cf. municipality)
Newsmare (N) - VERY bad news
Nicism (N) - A Democrat belief that being nice stops war and violence
Nijerkia (N) - A government that makes money scamming people in other countries
Nimbate (N) - The victim of a NIMBY attack
NIMBY (PH) - Acronym: Not In My Back Yard *
NIMBYite (N) - Anyone who doesn't want to be disturbed by anything (such as a rock band or a pink house)
Nimplat (V) - Drawing straws to see who wins, when in drawing plat maps
Nitpecking Order (N) - The hierarchy of which politicians can criticize each other
Nittiana (N) - A state with nitpicking laws about sound and/or concerts
Nitwiss (N) - A nitwit appearing in court as a witness
Nitwitness (N) - A nitwit appearing in court as a witness
No-Farm-No-Howl (PH) - Demands made by people who just bought houses next to a 50-year-old hog farm
NOIletter (N) - The annoying "notice of intent" letter builders sometimes have to submit to authorities
Nontroversy (N) - A controversy that isn't
Nopium (N) - Narcotics ban *
Noyed (N) - A paranoid annoyed by a noise
Nudget (N) - A way to cheat when passing a government budget
Nullivated (N) - Canceled, in CUREAUBRATESE *
Nurge (V) - To repeatedly move a car closer to the intersection, as if that could make the light turn green faster - Actually, it can do the opposite, if the car moves off of the detector (leaving it empty). *
Nutpower (N, A) - The potency of government, determined by the number of nuts in charge
Nutrition Czar (N) - Any nut who wants to control which foods people are allowed to eat **
Nuttiocracy (N) - A government run by nuts
Obama Sin Laden (PH) - The way President Obama disobeys his Christian heritage
Obamacare (N) - Socialist health care that will destroy the country
Obamacide (V, N) - Voting for Barack Obama for President to elect the first African American, regardless of the fact that he promised to use the disproved Keynesian Economics to "fix" the economy
Obamanation (N) - The abomination of Obama's policies
Obamanerous (A) - As onerous as Obama
Obamanomics (N) - Socialism
Obamapocalypse (N) - The end of the world caused by Obama's siding with sin
OBammBamm (V) - Barack Obama hitting the economy with damaging policies the way Bamm-Bamm Rubble (the Flintstones) makes things work by hitting them with his club - makes the economy worse
Obamelot (N) - The royalty of the Obama family, according to newsmen
Obamunism (N) - The Obama Plan
O'Bannonmander (N) - Indiana's meandering 4th Congressional District, as created in 2001 by a committee of 3 Democrats and 2 Republicans, which was designed to put two sitting Republican congressmen into the same district
Obesistress (N) - Undue stress that causes obesity
Obnoxity (N) - The level of obnoxiousness a politician will resort to in order to win
Obola (N) - An enraged Obama
Obsoloot (N) - Money dishonestly earned by companies who force people to buy the new product by no longer supporting the old product -. Microsoft and Intel are prime examples
Obviism (N) - Belief in only what is obvious
Obviist (N) - A person who believes in only the obvious
Occasional Cortex (N) - The malfunctioning mind of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that believes government can work miracles
Odamage (N) - 1. Judgment in compensation for a set-back odometer
2. The damage caused by the policies of the Obama administration
Oddiotic (A) - Believing in odd idiotic things
Odogma (PH) - "Thou shalt not turn odometers back"
Offswitch (N) - The only way a media listener should be legally allowed to silence political or religious speech: If you don't like what they are saying, shut off your own TV, radio, or computer
Ohubris (N) - The arrogance of Barack Obama when he says he knows what he is doing
Oleocracy (N) - A government that uses its oil production control to blackmail other governments
Omegalomaniac (N) - A person who is afraid of the end of the world
Omend (N) - The outcome of an omen
Omnicareless (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god - Extremely careless
Omnigreedy (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god - Extremely avaricious
Omniimmoral (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god - Extremely apostate
Omniimpotent (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god - Extremely powerless
Omniinsensitive (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god - Extremely rude
Omnioblivious (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god - Extremely ignorant
Omnireckless (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god - Extremely reckless
Omnistupid (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god - Extremely THINKRUPT
One horse pony (PH) - Joe Biden's phrase for someone with only one ability
OPEC (N) - Acronym for the Oppressors for Power and Economic Control
Opignion (N) - Biased opinion
Orkadork (N) - The woman on the ad, who says, "Orca! Orca! Oh! I Love Orca!"
Osaddamize (V) - 1. What terrorists do to people
2. Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Barack Obama oppressing people
3. Government imposing insensitive overkill security to prevent terrorism
Osaddamized (A) - 1. Describing a victim of terrorism
2. Describing victims of Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Barack Obama oppressing people
3. Describing the victims of insensitive overkill security to prevent terrorism
Osanta (V) - The expectation that Barack Obama would act like Santa Claus and give things to people who voted for him
Ostensopornosis (N) - A degenerate disease, with symptoms of extreme cravings for pornography ****
Ourigin (N) - Where we come from (politically)
Outmoot (V) - To make the mootest point in the debate
Ownerous (A) - The disdain liberals have for the concept of private property - unless it's theirs
Packmouse (N) - A person who will not get rid of useless computer files
Pandemicrat (N) - A Democrat who enjoys making people's lives miserable to prevent disease spread - a pandemic rat
Pandemicomium (N) - Pandemonium about a pandemic
Panicdemic (N) - A pandemic that causes panic
Paparotzy (N) - Sleazy, dishonest reporters who do anything to get the story
Paralyze Parking (N) - 1. Parking arranged where cars are parked parallel to the traffic lanes - Every time someone wants to enter or leave a parking space, he has to block a lane, paralyzing traffic behind that space
2. The medical results of careless maneuvering while parking
3. Using parallel parking techniques to maneuver a motorized wheelchair
Parapathetic (A) - Not knowing where one is going
Parking Stinkers (N) - Stickers issued for government parking, so employees must pay a kickback to be able to go to work
Parodig (N) - A parody that makes a sarcastic dig at something or someone
Passturn (N) - The impatient driver who passes your car, then slows down and blocks you while waiting to turn left into his driveway
Pay-Per-Bag Trash Stinkers (N) - Stickers required to be paid for and put on trash bags by the government-owned-monopoly municipal trash collection system
Pecuniocracy (N) - A government that allows people to vote themselves money from the treasury
Pedasstrian (N) - A person who crosses the street against the light
Pedesstalrian (N) - The pedestrians the government puts on a pedestal when writing traffic laws
Pedesturnated (A) - Describing a driver who starts to turn left through a gap in high speed traffic, and is blocked in the way of the high speed traffic by a pedestrian who starts to cross right in front of him
Peeking Man (N) - A voyeur with prehistoric roots - Example: Bill Clinton
Pejorator (N) - The perpetrator of pejoratives
Pelosian (A) - The political belief system of Nancy Pelosi
Pelanimosity (A) - The irrational hate spewed by Nancy Pelosi
Peltdown Man (N) - A political hack with prehistoric roots, who throws things at his political opponents
Pencilvania (N) - Where all the writing instruments disappear to, when you need to make a change in a bill
Percussive Maintenance (N) - Adding more whack to anything that is out of whack *
Perspicapacious (A) - Having plenty of perspicacity
Pervertity (N) - The capacity to CALIFORNICATE *
Pestosterone (N) - The hormone that turns men into sex fiends
Pestrian (N) - A pedestrian who believes that pedestrians always have the right of way, and who exercises this belief, even at his own peril, or when it breaks the law
Petabarroil (U, abbr: PBO) - The unit of energy equal to a petabarrel of oil (Peta = 1,000,000,000,000,000, which is one US quadrillion or one world billiard) - It is expressed without the confusion caused by the difference between the US number names and the number names used by the rest of the world. (Formerly called a "Quad.")
Petageriatric (U) - 10^15, or 1,000,000,000,000,000 years old (See SI standards for a chart on the difference between US numbering and world numbering)
Petapossibilities (N) - The game of Billiards, with its name expressed in a way that shows the supposed number of possible shots without confusion caused by the difference between the US number names and the number names used by the rest of the world (Peta = 1,000,000,000,000,000, which is one US quadrillion or one world billiard - See SI standards for a chart on the difference between US numbering and world numbering)
Phake (A) - Describing something fake, used to PHOOL people into doing something PHOOLISH
Phishing (N) - Stealing a company's ID, then using it to steal the IDs of others * (See PHAKE, PHOOL, PHOOLISH)
Phobiac (N) - Someone afraid of everything
Phone-pong (N) - 1. A game where two people alternately leave messages asking for callbacks on each other's answering machines
2. A game where a person repeatedly changes long-distance carriers to get all of the freebies
Phool (V) - To trick someone into doing something PHOOLISH with PHAKE information
Phoolish (A) - Describing doing something that compromises security or an identity after reading PHAKE information
Phoography (N) - PHAKE Photography (See FAUXTOGRAPHY, PHAKE)
Phraud (N) - The criminal act of PHOOLING people by PHISHING with PHAKE spoofed spam emails
Pickanoid (N) - A person who gets paranoid over the tiniest annoyances
Pickybody (N) - 1. A person who gets very upset at the tiniest annoyances
2. A person who demands that government shield him from the tiniest annoyances
Pilatician (N) - Any politician who is swayed by the crowd
Pilotician (N) - Any politician who wants to steer the lives of individuals into the tenets of his belief system
Plausar (N) - A massive object that emits pulses that make impossible things look plausible (e.g. any Democrat spending plan)
Plause (V) - To be plausible
Plotician (N) - Any politician who is always plotting to deceive the public
Plundit (N) - A political commentator who uses his position to plunder the opposition
Plurality Voting System - An election system in widespread use, which is biased in favor of the candidate most different from the others
Plurch (V) - What the Plurality Voting System does to unfairly defeat a candidate
Plurched (A) - The state of being defeated by the biases of the Plurality Voting System
Plurchee (N) - The victim of being defeated by the biases of the Plurality Voting System
Plurocrat (N) - A politician who runs for office in order to prevent another politician from winning - He does this by biasing the PLURALITY VOTING SYSTEM against both of them, and toward a third politician, Ross Perot is an example of a PLUROCRAT. (See ELECTRICKITY)
Pluroerror (N) - Any case where a politician wins an election because the error in the PLURALITY VOTING SYSTEM splits the opposition vote - Example: Both times Bill Clinton was elected President
Plutage (N) - Crime
Plutality Voting System (N) - The Plurality Voting System as it effects a government by badly choosing its leaders
Plutocracy (N) - A government run by criminals **
Plutonic Relationship (PH) - A relationship between two people that often erupts volcanically
Plysore (N) - Plywood, to a naturalist who can't stand the sight of it
Policy (N) - The product of a POLICY PARROT, used to take rights away from people or cheat them
Policy Parrot (N) - A CUREAUBRAT who believes that government should always come first - Chant: "GOVERNMENT FIRST! GOVERNMENT FIRST!"
Policyfirstian (N) - A CUREAUBRAT who puts the policy itself ahead of the intent of the policy, applying it with DRACOCRATIC precision
Political Correction (PH) - A religious belief that was hijacked from the Baha'i Faith and made political
Political Incorrection (PH) - A political belief that material taken from the Baha'i Faith must not be part of government
Political Prismer (PH) - One looking through a political prism
Politicider (N) - A person who believes there should be a death penalty for all politicians
Pollutician (N) - A Politician who pollutes the airwaves with political spiel about pollution *
Polyunfaturated (A) - Describing fat that is polyunsaturated
Poolicy (N) - Poor policy: An unwanted cause of world problems
Poolitician (N) - A poor politician: An unwanted cause of world problems
Poolitics (N) - Poor politics: An unwanted cause of world problems
Poollution (N) - Pollution by excrement
Popollution (N) - The single cause of two pressing world problems *
Poppaea Sabina (N) - The biological specie of an alleged race of space aliens, according to one pseudoscientist *
Pornotheistic (N) - Of the worship of pornography
Pornotheisticism (N) - A religion that believes in worshiping pornography
Pornotheisticist (N) - A member of PORNOTHEISTICISM
Postphone (V) - To send notice by telephone that a meeting is rescheduled to a later date (The first word I coined, at age 8)
Poutbacked (A) - How a politician who wants to take away more civil rights is treated by the audience
Poutcome (N) - The desired election result the liberals didn't get
Prairie-Dogging (V) - Popping up over the cubicle walls whenever something happens in the office *
Prairie Hog (N) - Any animal used by ENVIRONMENTALISTICISTS to prevent someone from farming or developing his own land
Pre-Corrodium (N) - What batteries are made of (See CORRODIUM)
Pre-Numbskull Agreement (N) - An agreement designed to keep someone stupid enough to marry a golddigger from losing his shirt *
Prekerrious (A) - Describing the disastrous state of the economy or budget if John Kerry had become President
Prepone (V) - To move the time of a meeting or event earlier *
Presenteeism (N) - Going to work when you are sick (Actual economics term)*
Presidebt (N) - 1. Any president of the United States who favors deficit spending
2. Barack Obama
3. Joe Biden
Presiduck (N) - A lame-duck president
Presispend (N) - 1. Any president of the United States who likes to overspend tax money
2. Barack Obama
3. Joe Biden
Presispent (N) - The past tense version of PRESISPEND
Prespendent (N) - See PRESIDEBT, PRESISPEND
Prevaricating authoritarian smurf (N) - Dr. Anthony Fauci
Prevaricating autocratic smurf (N) - Dr. Anthony Fauci
Prevaricrat (N) - A politician who lies to win elections
Prevarioracy (N) - A government that lies to the people
Price Ceiling (N) - An economic tool to create product shortages
Price Floor (N) - An economic tool to create product surpluses
Prima Donar (N) - Anyone who acts as if he has the power of a god, to try to stop land from being developed
Prima Donatory (N) - Anyone who has the special blessing of government to be able to prevent his neighbors from using their own property as they see fit
Prima Dornick (N) - Anyone who throws verbal stones at landowners to prevent land from being developed
Primete (N) - Any person who believes we don't have to be moral because we descended from monkeys
Princess Runningmouth (N) - Elizabeth Warren *)
Pro-Bonehead (A) - Describing a person who gets a lousy lawyer for free, rather than hiring a good one
Pro-Maskon Man (V) - An overkill politician who demands that everyone wear virus masks
Probgram (N) - A program with a problem with its operation
Produck (N) - A fake product
Progressivism (N) - The political drive to move civilization "forward" to cave-man morality
Promissory Goat (N) - 1. Anyone who is gullible enough to believe that government can legislate salaries to be worth more than the productive work done to earn the salary can be sold for
2. Any salary so promised
Propagander (N) - Any dumb goose who spreads propaganda
Pump-Priming (PH) - A way to depress the economy by increasing government spending
Purloot (N) - Purloined loot, as opposed to ordinary loot
Putin-Free (A) - Any government process without any interference by Vladimir Putin
Quabble (N) - A squabble about quibbling
Quackvernment (N) -A government that ducks the public and commits MALQUACKTICE
Quid Pro Quota (PH) - The amount expert witnesses get paid
Quietessimal (A) - Without any sound at all - impossible to achieve
Quietessimalite (N) - A NOYED who can't stand any sound intruding into his solitude
Racebrawl (N) - An auto race disrupted by a fight (e.g. Watkins Glen 07/08/07 - See BASEBRAWL, BASKETBRAWL, BRAWL GAME, FOOTBRAWL)
Racestration (N) - Frustration with racial tension
Racket Science (N) - 1. The bad science used to create government regulations (See GOREBASM)
2. The science used by con men 3. "The Manga Guide to Physics"
Ramboast (N) - An overconfident swagger
Ramskunktious (A) - Describing the behavior of a skunk (or a politician)
Rank And Vile (PH) - 1. Describing statisticians who rank
2. Describing despotic government
Rankster (N) - A statistician who uses ranking (which is a poor way to measure anything)
Ransume (N - Pronounced "Ran-zoo-may") - The requirement of a well-written resume, demanded by a right-brained human resources manager - keeps the left-brained people who are more suited to a technical job from being hired (See HUMANIST-RESOURCES DEPARTMENT, RIGHTBRAIN-RESOURCES DEPARTMENT)
Rantify (V) - To make a decision based on the pickiest politician's ravings
Ratcoon (N) - Any destructive animal the government will not let the landowner get rid of
Recreatocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on recreation areas - Those items should be paid for by private interests
Recumbering (V) - Riding a recumbent bicycle *
Red Tapeworm (N) - 1. A BUREAUC RAT who insists on tons of paperwork
2. A CUREAUBRAT
Regulocracy (N) - A government that has a rule for everything
Reintarnation (N) - A belief where politicians come back to life as hillbillies ****
Religion Denier (N) - The person who claims that all religions are fairy tales
Religiophobia (N) - The fear or hatred of religious beliefs
Religiophobic (A) - Of the fear or hatred of religious beliefs
Relrightsnatcher (N) - Anyone who would take away religious rights in order to give rights to sinners
Rentabudget (N) - A budget proposed by Ted Kennedy, eleven times the proper size of a government budget
Rentafordgap (N) - The lack of affordable housing, due to the ownership of much property for rental housing
Rentocracy (N) - A government preoccupied with creating rental property for environmentalist reasons, to prevent large land developments
Rentocrat (N) - 1. A nut who demands more zoning for rental property for environmentalist reasons, to prevent the development of privately owned single family homes
2. Any environmentalist deciding zoning issues in favor of more rental property
Repoort (V) - To report poorly
Repoorter (N) - A reporter who reports poorly
Repoot (N) - Ill repute, or bad character
Represington (N) - A town with a government that overregulates everything, e.g. Bloomington Indiana
Republi Can (N) - A Republican who wants government to have too much power
Resiglue (N) - Excess glue that must be removed
Respensibility (N) - The responsibility for causing an excess expense
Resumemail (N) - Sending a resume by email, as many employers require now
Retalitarian (N, A) - The belief in retaliating against everything that you don't like
Reveneutralism (N, A) - A liberal belief that any change in tax law should not reduce the revenue that government receives - Causes overtaxation (See SPENDCUTOPHOBIA)
Reveneutralist (N, A) - A politician who insists that government not be deprived of any revenue when taxation is changed - Causes overtaxation (See SPENDCUTOPHOBIAC)
RIAA (N) - Acronym for the Record Industry Avarice Association
Rightbrain-Resources Department (N) - A human-resources department that concentrates on how well-written a resume is, instead of whether left-brained people are more suited to a technical job than people who write resumes well (See HUMANIST-RESOURCES DEPARTMENT, RANSUME)
Rightlock (N) - A business driveway that is restricted to right turns in and out
Road Island (N) - When all of the roads leading to where you need to go to are closed
Rotadial (V) - To pretend you have a rotary dial phone, so a VOICE JAIL system will send you to a real person
Ruholy (A) - What the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini thought was holy
Runfer (N) - A trip taken to go get something
Sarchasm (N) - The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the person who doesn't get it **** (See LIMBAUGHBULATE)
Scamotosis (N) - A fake disease that causes people to scam
Scams (N) - 1. A meaning-filled pronunciation of SCMS, an acronym for Serial Copy Management System
2. The royalties stolen from a musician recording his own work, for just in case he had copied someone else's music on that digital disc
Schooltreacher (N) - A teacher who imposes political beliefs on pupils
Scihope (N) - The fervent hope of liberals that science will someday disprove all religions
Scowlometer (N) - The device to measure Nancy Peloci's countenance
Screwtiny (N) - An investigation undertaken by biased officials
Scrool (N) - A public school that teaches liberalism **
Scrule (N) - A rule that doesn't make any sense (e.g. the football is dead as soon as a touchdown is scored, but the wind can undo a field goal by blowing the ball back through the goal posts)
Scrute (V) - To Scrutinize
Sculptduggery (N) - 1. Fake sculptures
2. Weight-loss clinic body-sculpting claims
Scumquat (N) - Porn site webmaster
Scums (N) - 1. A meaning-filled pronunciation of SCMS, an acronym for Serial Copy Management System
2. The Congressmen who passed the act requiring SCMS
3. The artists who demanded that Congress pass the act
Secruity (N) - Security that does not work, while subjecting people to too much scrutiny
Seh (PN) - A neutral gender singular subject pronoun used instead of the current wrong use of plural. (See SEHM, SEHMSELF, SEHR, SEHS)
Sehm (PN) - A neutral gender singular object pronoun used instead of the current wrong use of plural. (See SEH, SEHMSELF, SEHR, SEHS)
Sehmself (PN) - A neutral gender singular reflexive pronoun used instead of the current wrong use of plural. (See SEH, SEHM, SEHR, SEHS)
Sehr (A) - A neutral gender singular possessive adjective used instead of the current wrong use of plural. (See SEH, SEHM, SEHMSELF, SEHS)
Sehs (PN) - A neutral gender singular possessive pronoun used instead of the current wrong use of plural. (See SEH, SEHM, SEHMSELF, SEHR)
Self-Crashing Cars (N) - Self-driving cars
Sell Phone (N) - What a telemarketer calls you with *
Senioritis (N) - The high-school fear of being about to go out on your own
Sesquibudget (N) - A budget proposed by Republicans, one and one half times the proper size of a government budget
Seussle (V) - To indoctrinate children with liberalism using Dr. Seuss books
Seussoganda (N) - The ultra-liberal propaganda contained in Dr. Seuss books for children
Shenaneganstan (N) - Any government controlled by election fraud
Sheng Phooey (PH) - A means of harmonizing an office or home so nobody can find anything
Shirking Left, The (N) - People who vote for socialists so they don't have to work
Short Billion (N) - The short scale billion = 1,000,000,000 = 10^9 (as opposed to LONG BILLION = 10^12)
Short Trillion (N) - The short scale trillion = 1,000,000,000,000 = 10^12 (as opposed to LONG BILLION = 10^18)
Shotgun Art (N) - A painting created by hanging cans of paint over a canvas, and then shooting at them
Shrieking Left, The (N) - 1. People who scream for a socialist government so they won't have to work *
2. HOLLYWODD producers and others who want a socialist government to avoid having to get business financing to make films
Shrinklet (N) - A person who psychoanalyzes a person, using only the sound bites of him that the media play *
Sickentology (N) - The study of all sexual activities prohibited by the Bible
Sinfirstian (A) - The belief that the right to a freedom to commit sin outweighs the religious right to avoid sin
Sinnocracy (N) - A government that sinfully favors a freedom to sin over the religious right to avoid sin
Sinnocrat (N) - A politician who sinfully favors a freedom to sin over the religious right to avoid sin
Siulator (N) - A simulator that gets it wrong
Sizemologist (N) - The guy who figures out the size of the earthquake
Skims (N) - 1. A meaning-filled pronunciation of SCMS, an acronym for Serial Copy Management System
2. The profits the record companies steal from a musician who records his own songs on a digital disc
Skripals (N) - An incurable disease caused by spying
Skulldrudgery (N) - Having to think really HARD
Sleazonable Doubt (PH) - Doubt generated by a defense attorney's trickery or a liberal's tirades
Sleazone (V) - To sneak the rezoning of a politician's property into another bill, or to just draw it in on the zoning map without actually passing an ordinance to rezone it
Sliberal (N) - Sleazy liberal
Sliberal (A) - Of a sleazy liberal belief
Sloke (N) - A slowpoke (the 2nd word I coined)
Slouched Brain (N) - A disease politicians and others get that causes an inability to think
Smokesperson (N) - Someone sent to raise a smokescreen to hide the truth
Snakret (N) - An evil sneaky secret - Also Snakeret (See SNEAKRET)
Snatistics (N) - False or bad statistics invented by a CUREAUBRAT, so he can get his way
Sneak Oil (N) - A scam
Sneakocrat (N) - A politician who hides provisions, regulations, or spending in massive bills, hoping that nobody will notice them until after the bill is passed
Sneakret (N) - A sneaky secret (The 3rd word I coined)
Sneakret Agent (N) - A secret agent who sneaks around
Sneakvernment (N) - A government that sneaks in new laws unobserved until it's too late
Snivel Servant (N) - A politician or government employee who whines to get more for himself
Snorama (N) - A snoring demonstration
Snowfakes (n) - Eight-pointed paper snowflakes made in grade school, because the teacher can't remember how to make six-pointed ones
Snowalkocrat (N) - A fiendish Democrat who requires people to put in sidewalks so he can require them to shovel snow off of them after the snowplow covers them up
Social Security (N) - One of the three legal Pyramid Schemes found in the United States- the other two are Medicare and Medicaid
Social Suckurity (N) - The wrongful act of living off the government at the expense of taxpayers
SoDiNY (N) - The crime of being black in the Southern District of New York (as was Eric Garner)
Soduk (N) - The award given to the worst of anything, especially government (Kudos spelled backwards)
Soleil (N) - The portion of sunlight that makes artists light-headed
Soundbitten (A) - Converted into a soundbite **
Speediot (N) - 1. A driver who almost always exceeds the speed limit
2. A legislator who enacts laws that prohibit the defensive driving technique needed to deal with tailgaters
Spendaholic (N) - Any politician who believes he won't be re-elected if he cuts the budget
Spendcutophobiac (N) - A politician who refuses to consider a spending cut to satisfy overtaxed people (See REVENEUTRLISM)
Spendcutophobic (A) - Describing a politician who refuses to consider a spending cut to satisfy overtaxed people (See REVENEUTRALIST)
Spendiot (N) - A politician who loves to spend tax money
Spider of Damocles (PH) - A spider on the ceiling that crawls until it is directly over you, and then stops and stays there: You keep watching it nervously, because it might drop on you. Often disrupts meetings.
Spin The Schedule (PH) - A game played by TV network officials, always reshuffling shows so your two favorite shows are on at the same time
Spoo! (IJ) - Exclamation made when someone does something deliberately ("oops" spelled backwards) *
Spoogilistics (N) - The art of doing things on purpose, just to irritate someone
Spoohut (N) - A shack that is perfectly legal, but that totally irritates the zoning nuts
Sportiot (N) - Someone whose entire existence is driven by sports
Sportsocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on sports and sports arenas - Those items should be paid for by private interests
Spottled (A) - Blinded by flash cameras
Spylore (N) - Stories told and retold by spies
Squandro (N) - Sci-fi currency denomination
Squatellite Dish (N) - A large saucer-shaped object that has "squatter's rights" in many backyards
Squatwellian (A) - Describing anyone who thinks he is above the law because his cause is "just"
Squatwellsitis (N) - A disease that causes a politician to overregulate in the name of ENVIRONMENTALISTICISM
Squeaker of the House (N) - Nancy Pelosi in a former diatribe
Squelchocracy (N) - Local government that passes noise ordinances that prevent practicing music after a day at work
Stacled (A) - Hindered by obstacles or government regulation
Statiscism (N) - Any religion that deifies government
Statiscist (N) - A member of STATISCISM
Statisticism (N) - Any religion that deifies statistics
Statisticist (N) - A member of any religion that deifies statistics
Stoogidity (A) - Describing behavior like that of the Three Stooges
Stoogification (N) - An effect of an important meeting that causes politicians to imitate the Three Stooges
Stoogilistics (N) - The art of getting into fights like the Three Stooges
Stooopid (N) - Extremely stupid
Strile (N) - A labor strike that riles the public (such as a strike by rich ballplayers or movie stars) *
Stubborning Perjury (V) - Stubbornly insisting that someone must lie on the witness stand **
Stupid Seeking Mode (N) - Searching for the stupidest answer possible
Stupidiot (N) - 1. A stupid idiot
2. A bad driver who does not think of the safety of others
Stupidocracy (N) - A government that assumes that all voters are stupid, and treats them so
Stuporcalifornicationliberalisticodious (A) - describing the liberalism controlling California
Stupreme Pejorator Dictor (N) - One who thinks he is always right and calls names
Subpoena Duces Tecum (N) - Produce it, or we'll take it
Suckerish (N) - Candy given out by politicians
Suckurity (N) - Intrusive overkill security measures (See OSADDAMIZE)
Sueperstitious (A) - Describing a person who will sue at the drop of a hat
Suicycling (v) - Riding a bicycle in a dangerous, illegal manner (such as going the wrong way on a ONE-WAY street)
Superimpotent (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god - Extreme lack of ability
Superincompetent (A) - An adjective describing a government that thinks it is a god - Extreme lack of competence
Sustart (N) - Art created for sale the purpose of sustenance
Suvophobia (N) - Fear of Sport Utility Vehicles (SUV)
Tackle Pinochle (N) - A card game where people get mad and chase each other around the room * (See CONTACT BRIDGE)
Tackle Poker (N) - A card game where people get mad, chase each other, and accuse each other of cheating, after trying to play poker with a pinochle deck (See TACKLE PINOCHLE)
Tange (V) - To be tangible
Tantrump (N) - A tantrum like the one committed by Donald Trump after he legitimately lost the Iowa Caucus to Ted Cruz
Tardoff (N) - A lateness contest
Targory (N) - A liberal denouncement intended to tar the opposition
Taroff (N) - A political denigration contest
Tax Broke (PH) - A tax break intended to improve the economy, which was thwarted by tax increases perpetrated by all other levels of government
Tax Choke (PH) - The permanent stagnation of the economy that results from tax rates that are too high
Taxacation (N) - Taking more and more money from the workers, through increasing direct and indirect taxation, in order to finance bigger and bigger government
Taxacator (N) - Any person who believes that it is more important for government to have a lot of money than it is for an individual to have enough money to live on
Taxas (N) - Locality with extra-high taxes
Taxectomy (N) - Across-the-board tax cut
Taxic Waste (N) - Tax money spent on unnecessary projects
Taxicide (N) - The act of placing an upper limit on the amount a person can be taxed - Should be 10 percent
Technophobiatric (N) - A person who fears the existence of technology
Technobsolescence (N) - Obsolescence of recording formats caused by new technology - This has resulted in the unreadability of some treasured data, movies, video recordings, and audio recordings
Teetaxer (N) - A public official who abstains from all taxation
Tempire (N) - A very short-lived kingdom or political career
Tenementia (N) - A government that wants to build tenement slums.
Terabucks (N) - A unit of measure equal to $1,000,000,000,000. Used to denote the size of the US national debt or the size of the world money supply - Equal to $1 US trillion or $1 world Billion (world numbering system, but in US dollars). (Tera = metric prefix for 1,000,000,000,000 - See SI standards for a chart on the difference between US numbering and world numbering)
Terabudget (N) - A government budget that is way too large
Terrorcrat (N) - A person who actually believes that terrorist acts will force government to comply with his cause's wishes, rather than making everyone else mad at that cause
Testalying (V) - Committing perjury **
Textort (V) - To require a long essay paper (as a schoolteacher would)
Thankrupt (A) - Those who discount their blessings
Third-Grader Trump (PH) - Donald Trump using tricks a third-grader uses on the playground: innuendo, lies, pejoratives, and namecalling
Theocidal Maniac (V) - A person who tries to destroy all religion
Theophobe (N) - A person who fears religion
Theophobia (N) - A fear of religious activity
Theophobic (A) - Of the fear of religion
Theophobic (N) - A person with an irrational fear of religion
Theophobiatric (N) - A person who fears the existence of religion
Thinkrupt (A) - Incapable of rational thought
Third-Grade Trump (PH) - A Namecaller
Thirdright (A) - Not quite being forthright
Thumper (N) - A subwoofer (cf Tweeter, Squeaker, Squawker, and Woofer) - the bane of the QUIETESSIMALITE
Thwartroom (N) - A courtroom where a liberal judge thwarts justice in order to achieve his agenda
Thwink (N) - A liberal thot
Timespeed (N) - 299792458 meters per second in the time dimension (See TRIGONORELATIVITY)
Toboric (A) - Robotic and simpleton in nature
Toil Attraining (N, V) - Learning to work 4 times as hard as you used to, so government can buy all that it wants with the tax revenue it gets from you (directly or indirectly)
Tonnebill (N) - Any very large bill (See BROBDINGLEGISLATION)
Tonnecrat (N) - A politician who writes TONNEBILLS
Toxude (V) - To exude toxic material
Toxued (A) - Sued for exuding toxic material
Trainsbestite (N) - A CUREAUBRAT who thinks that adding "light rail" will solve all traffic problems, although the light rail could serve less than 5 percent of the total trips
Transreality (A) - Describing anyone who is GLBT - loss of reality
Trash Stinkers (N) - Stickers required by government to pay for having your trash picked up, so people must pay a kickback to get rid of trash - Causes illegal dumping
Treesfirster (N) - A CUREAUBRAT who won't let the power company trim trees on government property to prevent power failures, because the trees are "more important" than the power - This person is also usually the reason that BRIMPETS, CRIMPETS, and FRIMPETS exist
Trialfy (V) - 1. To subject to a trial
2. To threaten to take someone to court
Tridemisemi (A) - Three quarters of
Tridemisemicircle (N) - Three quarters of a circle
Trigonorelativity (N) - An algebraic transformation of Einstein's relativity done by Larry Robinson - This makes relativity easier to understand, and also makes a few new predictions
Tritiny (N) - The crime of triteness
Triviaslation (N) - A law or laws intended to strongly regulate trivial matters (such as the color a house can be painted)
Trump Denier (N) - People who refuse to believe that Trump won the election legitimately
Trump Therapy (N) - Treatment to cure people who are shocked that Donald Trump won the election
Trumper (N, A) - Temper on the level of Donald Trump's temper after he lost an election (see TANTRUMP)
Trumple (V) - To trample through innuendo, lies, pejoratives, and namecalling (cf. Donald Trump)
Trumpled (A, V) - Trampled through innuendo, lies, pejoratives, and namecalling (see TRUMPLE)
Trumpler (N) - Someone who Tramples through innuendo, lies, pejoratives, and namecalling (see TRUMPLE)
Truth (N) - 1. The way things really are
2. The way a politician wants the people to believe things are
Truthslayer (N) - A person who says the truth is the way he wants things to be
Truthslayer Drug (N) - Marijuana - It makes the user think the truth is the way he wants things to be
Tryfail (N) - The failed result of a PRODUCK test
Tyrantosaurus Wrecks (N) - An overregulating and overtaxing government that devours all jobs and the economy
Ucro (U) - Micro, meaning one millionth of (Abbr: u - cf: the Greek letter mu used to represent micro)
UFGlow (V) - What UFOs do
UFOpia (N) - 1. The liberal idea of a utopia
2. Government by UFO aliens
Un-Brainer (N) - Something so stupid that nobody with an actual brain would do it
Un-ity (N) - Antonym of unity
Undo Pain - 1. The painful act of being forced to undo good work
2. Pain caused by Daylight-Stupid Time, or other government activities
Undon't (V) - Do
Unempage (V, pronounced "un-em-PAZH") - To require people to turn off their pagers
Unified Fool Theory (N) - "Russia explains the 2016 election."
Uniformicrat (N) - 1. A bureaucrat who requires uniformity in everything
2. A school superintendent who wants to force public school pupils to wear uniforms
Universal Hell Care (PH) - A government run health insurance system, which makes sure that every person must get the same lousy treatment that everyone else gets - Walter Reed Army Hospital is an example
Unpleasident (N) - 1. Bill Clinton **
2. Barack Obama
Urjournalism (N) - The sleazy way some "journalists" plant a fake story guaranteed to cause outrage
Utopitarian (N) - 1. Wanting the world of John Lennon's song "Imagine"
2. Wanting a world where nobody has to work
Vecdirt (N) - The direction and distance to the dirt (chief usage is political)
Vermale (N) - What a feminist thinks of the male gender
Vilifry (V) - To roast a political opponent, especially in the press
Visavisa (N) - A bureaucrat who demands that all foreigners (or all people) have ID papers
Voice Jail (N) - An automated answering system without a choice for the reason of your call, and which will not let you talk to a real person *
Voterocracy (N) - A government that wastes public money on items government should not be spending money on, in order to attract votes for the incumbents
Vulgart (N) - Art created by INFILTHRATORS
Wacktical (N) - Describing wacky tactics
Wage Ceiling (N) - An economic tool to create labor shortages
Wage Floor (N) - An economic tool to create labor surpluses (unemployment) and inflation
Wage Taxing Effect (N) - The effect through which the working wage earner ends up always pays ALL taxes, no matter who actually gets the tax bill - This is because work is the major creator of wealth, and all other taxes are passed on to the wealth creators (workers) through product price increases, rent increases, higher fees, and smaller wages
Walletectomy (N) - Across-the-board tax increase
Walterreedathetic (A) - The pathetic state of government-run medicine (cf. Walter Reed Army Hospital)
Wanfryzwizzat (PH) - The theme song of the liberal arts major (Want fries with that?)
Wastium (N) - The chemical element that, when added to anything else, turns it into waste
Wealth Theory of the Economy (PH) - A theory of the economy based on the creation, flow, consumption, and destruction of wealth, rather than the flows of money within the economy - KINESIAN ECONOMICS
Wealthpare (N) -The result of a welfare state - destroyed wealth
Wealthsink (N) - The big sinkhole formed by taxation that destroys the wealth that flows into it
Welfarce (N) - The folly of taking money from the poor to fund safety nets for the poor
Whinery (N) - The location where liberals complain that they can't get their religion enacted into law
Widdle Down (V) - To cut a government budget through a secret process known only to legislators, but which is generally known to involve much haggling (cf whittle)
Windfingercrat (N) - A politician who has no principles, but follows the crowd
Windroid (N) - A Windows computer
Winner-Rake-All (A) - Describing any voting system where the winner of the popular vote gets ALL of the electors in the electoral vote
Woodsmoker (N) - An environmentalist who uses a wood stove (renewable resource), smogging up the neighborhood
Workaphobiac (N) - A person who will do anything to avoid work (See DRAYNE)
Worng (N) - A wrong wrong
Wreckord (N) - Record of destruction
Wreckreational Drug (N) - Any drug that wrecks the lives of those who take it
Yabble (S) - Yells from the audience disrupting the meeting
Yellbin (N) - Where politicians go when they are angry
Yellow-Trap (N, A) - A condition that causes left-turn crashes when the traffic light in one direction turns yellow while the opposite direction remains green
Yellow-Unflash-Lag (N) - The delay in noticing that a flashing yellow arrow was replaced by a steady yellow arrow clearance period - This happens especially at night, when the driver can't see the entire signal face
Yougle (V) - To say, "You! You! It's always about you!"
Yougled (A) - The feeling you get when your spouse says, "You! You! It's always about you!" when it's really about something else
Youtopia (N) - A fictitious world where everyone can get something for nothing
Zonafordgap (N) - The lack of affordable housing, due to the higher construction costs that stricter zoning and building codes inevitably cause
Zonocracy (N) - A government preoccupied with overcontrolling what people do on their own land
Zonocrat (N) - 1. A nut who demands strict zoning, in order to control what his neighbors can do
2. Any unelected person deciding zoning issues
Zooconfiscatorial Garden (N) - A zoological garden (zoo) paid for and operated by tax dollars
Zxnrbl (N, pronounced "ZNER-ble") - A scrambling of a digital transmission or file

KEY:

A - Adjective
AV - Adverb
IJ - Interjection
N - Noun
PH - Phrase
PN - Pronoun
S - Sound
U - Unit of measure
V - Verb
* - Coined by others unknown
** - Coined by Rush Limbaugh
*** - Coined by Bruce Robinson
**** - Washington Post

These are 11 of the words coined by others, though not in a government context.

Bawl Game (playpen full of crying kids - Hi and Lois comic strip)
Crystal Bawl (Mother knowing when daughter will run to mom crying - Cathy comic strip - Cathy Guisewite)
Dongle (Device to implement copy protection without limiting disks)
Escheat (Real legal term for what my definition says, but not considered by government to be cheating)
Lampson (Speed of lecture or commercial speech delivery)
NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard - Annoyance protest)
Phishing (N) - Stealing a company's ID, then using it to steal the IDs of others
Pre-Numbskull Agreement (what engaged couples sign)
Presenteeism (N) - Going to work when you are sick (Actual economics term)
Soundbitten (Having had part of your speech turned into a soundbite)
Tackle Pinochle (A very wild game of pinochle that appeared in the Pogo comic strip - Walt Kelly)

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