T H I S I M P E A C H M E N T W A C K I N E S S

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The parties keep fighting.

THIS IS ALL
DEMOCRAT
SOUR GRAPES.

THEY ARE STILL SORE BECAUSE THEY LOST THE 2016 ELECTION.

THEY SAY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
VOTED 'WRONG', SO WE MUST
TAKE BACK THE ELECTION.

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The parties keep fighting.

Their real message is actually:

"WAAAAH! WE DIDN'T GET OUR WAY!"

THE SPECIOUS ARGUMENTS THE DEMOCRATS ARE USING:

DEMOCRAT ARGUMENT THE TRUTH
He needs to be impeached. They have told that lie since the day he was elected.
The American People 'voted wrong'. Over half of them voted for conservative candidates.
'Deplorable people' voted for Donald Trump. Democrats think over half of voters are 'deplorable'.
Over half of the people are 'Deplorables'. Anyone who opposes liberalism is a 'deplorable'.
Hillary Clinton calls religious people 'deplorables'. She hates all religions that oppose 'abortion rights'.
Clinton wants to force religions to allow abortions. She promised to appoint activist judges to do this.
The 2016 elections were rigged. Every vote using the Plurality Voting System is rigged.
The Electoral College wronged the voters. The Constitution requires the Electoral College.
The Electoral College counts the vote wrong. The Electoral College takes control from large states.
Russians hacked the election for Trump. Investigation shows hacking didn't change any votes.
Trump is not 'presidential enough.' The Constitution doesn't require acting 'presidential'.
Trump is not debonair. He is boorish. The Constitution doesn't require being debonair.
We have the right to have liberal programs. The American people voted against liberal programs.
We reporters want our Obamacare. It should be a right. The American people voted against Obamacare.
We should have a right to free healthcare. Free healthcare can not possibly be sustainable.
Trump is taking away our free healthcare. Free healthcare does not exist. It cost us many jobs.
We hate Donald Trump. Hate is not grounds for impeachment.
Trump has done hateful things. The press is misrepresenting Trump with fake news.
Donald Trump is a racist. Reporters twist language to make him look racist.
Donald Trump sided with white supremacists. Reporters saw favoring preservationists as being racist.
Donald Trump has an 'anti-immigrant program'. The media deliberately leave out the word 'illegal'.
We have plenty of evidence against him. None of it is a high crime or misdemeanor.
He constantly offends us. Offending your sensitive little feelings isn't a crime.
He keeps violating Political Correctness. Violating the Politically Correct religion isn't a crime.
He is big orange buffoon. Namecalling is evidence of your hate, not his guilt.
He is an idiotic stooge. Stooges obey orders. Who is Trump obeying?
Sooner or later we'll catch him breaking the law. This is wrongly searching for crimes to get Trump.
He traded favors for investigating Biden. The transcript shows there was no quid-pro-quo.
He wanted the Ukraine to help him get his opponent. He wanted actual corruption to be investigated.
He gives me Trump Derangement Syndrome. This is a self-inflicted disease.
We want to be rid of Trump. Only two impeachments and Pelosi is the president.
Trump must be removed from office. The Democrats and the press want a coup d'etat.

The message of the Democrats:

"WAAAAH! WE WANT OUR DEMOCRAT WAY!"

"WE WILL DISDAIN REPUBLICANS UNTIL WE GET IT!"

"NO CIVILITY FOR CONSERVATIVES UNTIL WE WIN!"

"IT'S CONSERVATIVES' FAULT THAT TRUMP WON!"

TRANSLATION:

"WE HATE EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP!"

"WE WILL ACT LIKE SPOILED BRATS UNTIL WE WIN!"

"SEND THEM TO BED WITHOUT THEIR SUPPERS!"