CANDIDATE NUTTINESS IN 2020

GOODBAD LIE

The candidates are assinating* themselves in 2020. Here is a table of facts and foibles:

(* - turning themselves into the cartoon symbol of the Democrat party)

TOPICREPUBLICAN PARTY DEMOCRAT PARTYOTHER PARTIES
PRESIDENTDONALD TRUMP JOE BIDEN(none significant)
Vice PresidentMICHAEL PENCE KAMALA HARRIS(none significant)
COVID-19 Not very worried about it Afraid of the virus; hidin' in his basement -
COVID rules Voluntary rules with no force of law Mandatory rules to oppress all people -
COVID re-open Let us reopen as soon as it is safe Stay locked down until we win -
Econ re-open Use our plan to reopen as soon as it is safe Our way or no way! More money for government! -
People's rights Constitutional rights: religion, speech, guns Liberal rights: abortion, GLBT, health care -
Party beliefs Constitutional rights, freedom from regulation We have the right to the beliefs of liberalism -
Protestors Arrest and jail those who riot, loot, and destroy Protestors are on our side; let them destroy -
ANTIFA ANTIFA are terrorists that riot, loot, and destroy ANTIFA is a political idea, not a group -
Civil rights All lives matter; all are equal Special rights for minorities; reparations -
Black lives All lives matter Black lives matter more -
Unborn lives All lives matter The unborn are not alive -
Fix economy Cut taxes; smaller government Raise taxes; bigger government -
Best economy Freedom is best; Socialism is unsustainable Socialism is better, making people equal -
Fix government Less government; less regulation More government; more regulation -
Govt spending Wealth creation is max limit of spending Government can spend as much as it wants to -
Healthcare Coverage is the big expense; replace it Single payer is the only fair way -
Healthcare rights Nothing that costs money can be a right Healthcare is a right because people need it -
Obamacare Obamacare is not sustainable Obamacare solves all healthcare troubles -
Climate change Voluntary responses are enough Must dictate to everyone to stop it -
Public trust We trust the people to do what is right Force people to do what WE think is right -
Voting is fair Plurality vote is unfair if 3 or more candidates All voting is fair; ranking is more fair Independent vote = only fair vote
Unfair voting is Unopposed candidate cannot be voted out We have the right to not lose an election Independent vote is not unfair
Election fraud is Finding cast ballots in trash and in rivers Conservatives winning an election Fake stories blaming one party
Election Reform Abolish winner-take-all and straight-party Abolish the Electoral College -
Mail-in vote Not secure; undetectable tampering possible All voting is fair (we get to cheat) -
Online vote Not secure; tampering and hacking undetectable All voting is fair (we get to cheat) -
Religion We will protect your religious rights All religions are wrong behavior -
Guns We will protect your gun rights Having guns is wrong behavior. Ban them. -
What to believe Democrats hate your constitutional rights You must worship and obey government -
Activist judges Would cheat and twist meanings to get their way We can't have our way without activist judges -
Amy Barrett Would protect the Constitution as written Would take away liberal 'civil rights' -
Mental acuity Lucid, but sometimes uses wrong words Joe, where are you? Earth to Biden! FLARD! -
Hate groups Liberals organized hate against Trump We hate Trump for taking Obamacare away -
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TOPICREPUBLICAN PARTY DEMOCRAT PARTYLIBERTARIAN
POLITICSREPUBLICAN PLATFORM DEMOCRAT PLATFORMPARTY
Party demands SPANK THE SELFISH DEMOCRATS WE WANT OUR WAY! WE WANT POWER! NO BIG GOVERNMENT
What party wants Recovery of the economy Destroy capitalist economy to have Socialism Government-free everything
What many want Expose Democrats for the cheats they are Death of Trump from COVID-19 Less government
They also want Removal of socialism including Obamacare To dictate Socialism and Obamacare No Socialism
COVID-19 Not very worried about it Afraid of the virus, demanding action Get government out of it
Party 19 reasons Most Republicans believe in afterlife Most Democrats are Atheists (no afterlife) Also mostly Atheists
COVID rules Voluntary rules with no force of law Mandatory rules to oppress all people Voluntary with no force of law
COVID re-open Let us reopen as soon as it is safe Stay locked down until we win Let us reopen now
Econ re-open Use our plan to reopen as soon as it is safe Our way or no way! More money for government! Get government out of it
People's rights Constitutional rights: religion, speech, guns Liberal rights: abortion, GLBT, health care Constitutional and liberal rights
Party beliefs Constitutional rights, freedom from regulation We have the right to the beliefs of liberalism Keep government out
Protestors Arrest and jail those who riot, loot, and destroy Protestors are on our side; let them destroy Arrest only those causing harm
ANTIFA ANTIFA are terrorists that riot, loot, and destroy ANTIFA is a political idea, not a group Stop only the troublemakers
Civil rights All lives matter; all are equal Special rights for minorities; reparations Keep government out of it
Black lives All lives matter Black lives matter more Keep government out of it
Unborn lives All lives matter The unborn are not alive Abortion is a right
Fix economy Cut taxes; smaller government Raise taxes; bigger government Keep government out of it
Best economy Freedom is best; Socialism is unsustainable Socialism is better, making people equal Government kept out of it
Fix government Less government; less regulation More government; more regulation Keep government out of it
Govt spending Wealth creation is max limit of spending Government can spend as much as it wants to Keep government out of it
Healthcare Coverage is the big expense; replace it Single payer is the only fair way Keep government out of it
Healthcare rights Nothing that costs money can be a right Healthcare is a right because people need it Keep government out of it
Obamacare Obamacare is not sustainable Obamacare solves all healthcare troubles Keep government out of it
Climate change Voluntary responses are enough Must dictate to everyone to stop it We are afraid of it
Public trust We trust the people to do what is right Force people to do what WE think is right Keep government out of it
Voting is fair Plurality vote is unfair if 3 or more candidates All voting is fair; ranking is more fair Independent vote = only fair vote
Unfair voting is Unopposed candidate cannot be voted out We have the right to not lose an election Independent vote is not unfair
Election fraud is Finding cast ballots in trash and in rivers Conservatives winning an election Corrupt government officials
Election reform Abolish winner-take-all and straight-party Abolish the Electoral College Approval voting
Mail-in vote Not secure; undetectable tampering possible All voting is fair (we get to cheat) Approval voting is fair
Online vote Not secure; tampering and hacking undetectable All voting is fair (we get to cheat) Approval voting is fair
Religion We will protect your religious rights All religions are wrong behavior Separation of church and state
Guns We will protect your gun rights Having guns is wrong behavior. Ban them. Gun rights are for soldiers
Activist judges Would cheat and twist meanings to get their way We can't have our way without activist judges Would disobey the Constitution
Hate groups Liberals organized hate against Trump We hate Trump for taking Obamacare away We hate Trump's personality
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TOPICREPUBLICAN PARTY DEMOCRAT PARTYLIBERTARIAN
THE MEDIACONSERVATIVE REPORTERS LIBERAL REPORTERSCENTRIST REPORTERS
Reporter wants Less government Obamacare or Nationalized Care for themselves -
Reporter hates Liberals cheating to win Trump, for taking away Obamacare -
COVID-19 Not very worried about it Afraid of the virus, demanding action -
COVID rules Voluntary rules with no force of law Mandatory rules must oppress all to save us -
COVID re-open Let us reopen as soon as it is safe Lock down until Democrats win the election -
Econ re-open Conservative plan to reopen as soon as safe Our way or no way! More money for government! Get government out of it
People's rights Constitutional rights: religion, speech, guns Liberal rights: abortion, GLBT, health care -
Beliefs on: Liberals destroy the economy to get their way Conservatives are evil, taking away our rights -
Protestors Arrest and jail those who riot, loot, and destroy Protestors are on our side; let them destroy -
ANTIFA ANTIFA are terrorists that riot, loot, and destroy ANTIFA is a political idea, not a group -
Civil rights All lives matter; all are equal Special rights for minorities; reparations -
Black lives 'Black lives matter' is racist 'All lives matter' is racist -
Unborn lives All lives matter The unborn are not alive Abortion is a right
Fix economy Cut taxes; smaller government Raise taxes; Socialist government Keep government out of it
Best economy Freedom is best; Socialism is unsustainable Socialism is better, making people equal Government kept out of it
Fix government Less government; less regulation Socialism; more regulation Keep government out of it
Govt spending Wealth creation is max limit of spending Government can spend as much as it wants to -
Healthcare Coverage is the big expense; replace it We want single payer at all costs Keep government out of it
Healthcare rights Nothing that costs money can be a right Healthcare is a right because we need it Keep government out of it
Obamacare Obamacare is not sustainable Obamacare solves all our healthcare troubles Keep government out of it
Climate change Voluntary responses are enough Government must take control to stop it We are afraid of it
Voting is fair Plurality vote is unfair if 3 or more candidates All voting is fair; ranking is more fair Approval is only fair vote
Unfair voting is Unopposed candidate cannot be voted out 'We have the right to not lose an election' Approval is not unfair
Election fraud is Finding cast ballots in trash and in rivers Conservatives winning an election Corrupt government officials
Election Reform Abolish winner-take-all and straight-party Abolish the Electoral College so we always win Approval voting
Mail-in vote Not secure; undetectable tampering possible All voting is fair (Let Democrats cheat) Approval voting is fair
Online vote Not secure; tampering and hacking undetectable All voting is fair (let Democrats cheat) Approval voting is fair
Religion We will protect your religious rights Religions are wrong behavior Separation of church and state
Guns We will protect your gun rights Having guns is wrong behavior. Ban them. Gun rights are for soldiers
Activist judges Would cheat and twist meanings to get their way We can't have our way without activist judges Would disobey the Constitution
Hate groups Liberals organized hate against Trump We hate Trump for taking Obamacare away We hate Trump's personality
Social media Most social media block conservative comments Social media prefer us, so they aren't biased -
Celebrities Celebrities are liberal for they don't have to work We love celebrities and they love us -
Media bias The media want liberals to win to get Obamacare We are not biased. Conservatives are -
Media errors They really think Obamacare is sustainable They hate us so they take our healthcare away -
Gross error They really think Sanders can keep his promises They think government spending is limited -
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TOPICREPUBLICAN PARTY DEMOCRAT PARTYLIBERTARIAN
IN GOVERNORERIC HOLCOMB WOODY MYERSDONALD RAINWATER
IN LIEUT. GOV.SUZANNA CROUCH LINDA LAWSONWILLIAM HENRY
COVID-19 Doing only what is necessary Afraid of the virus; Must keep everything closed -
Healthcare Protect people from catastrophic expense Single payer is the fair way - preserve it -
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TOPICREPUBLICAN PARTY DEMOCRAT PARTY(none significant)
IN ATTY GENTODD ROKITA JOHN WEINZAPFEL(none significant)
Healthcare This office has no say on health care Single payer is the way -
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TOPICREPUBLICAN PARTY DEMOCRAT PARTYLIBERTARIAN
US REP IN 9TREY HOLLINGSWORTH ANDY RUFFTONYA MILLIS
Philosophy Get selfish greedy big government out of the way Protect the environment first Stop unconstitutional acts
Race Relations Each person is responsible for his own actions We have systemic injustice - We must act Government is rightly restrained
Health care People must have the right to choose healthcare Force universal healthcare on everyone Keep government out of it
Climate change Let the people decide for themselves I will use government to stop climate change Don't infringe personal freedom
COVID-19 Not very worried about it Afraid of the virus - We must stay locked down Don't remove personal freedom
Govt spending Work wealth creation is the spending limit Government can spend as much as it wants to Lower taxes and spending
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TOPICREPUBLICAN PARTY DEMOCRAT PARTY(none significant)
IN SENATE 40(none) SHELLI YODER(none significant)
Unfair election Impossible to vote against Yoder 'All I need is a few votes to win.' -
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TOPICREPUBLICAN PARTY DEMOCRAT PARTYLIBERTARIAN
IN HOUSE 61(none) MATT PIERCE(none significant)
Unfair Election Impossible to vote against Pierce 'All I need is a few votes to win.' -
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