THE QUADRATRAINS OF NOSTRILDOMIUS

Unlike the quatrains of Nostradamus, the quadratrains of Nostrildomius show how government and individuals combine their stupidity to cause a twain wreck.

1. In thus light of all total these events so herein showest, and so havest yet to certly be come,
   • The folly of kings, governers, mayors, and leaders, is so plainly by cradulous men visibly be seen.
     • As the schemes and bad plans of them issueth bountifly, of their chambers and halls forthwith propagate from,
       • Fly asunder, grind down, doest ensmash, tumble down, and so shallest entiltingly groucherly lean.
2. As the wealth they doest covet, take, tax, grab, and wheedle, glomb, remove, confiscate, and destroy,
   • They see not any hintest for troubling of within it, to be so overly worrying about;
     • So they play and they dickerest with the commerce as though, it be nothing but one small child's toy,
       • 'Til all of the men from their homes and their houses be then taken and all be demotely thrown out.
3. As they take and they take and they take and they take, and they take and they take take take take,
   • They spread it so thin that they think that all bodies of we shall so lookingly notice it not;
     • Though they levy on shops, and do tax those so hiring, for each one of the products they do make,
       • Heavy burdens they do place on the people who do labor and the workmen who have it all wrought.
4. So the men, they labor four times so much overmore, for the wages paid for just one time, only one;
   • As they blame overseers, owners, and employers, saying wages be so much too short;
     • They so do threaten those employing bosses that certainly, of more work they will longer do none.
       • But they see not of totally the huge wealth from them, that their leaders do exceeding extort.
5. The wealth more it diminisheth everest, broking the masses, the pay remaining so flies far away,
   • Businesses and employers far away they do runneth, acrost over the oceans extremely wide;
     • But the blathermen so blame all the places to which, all those jobs flee-eth away to stay;
       • Blind to wealth burgling leaders and despots who driveth, jobs away and so far far aside.
6. They doest promise free houses, and promise free medicines, and plentiful work, and free pensions,
   • For they crave numerous approval ballotums for themst, in mass plebescites for them to be cast;
     • But they won't do their ciphers for the balance of budgets, so the coffers of all they do tension;
       • Thust the levy it grows os brobdingnagianly, gratis programs can't so possibly last.
7. But believeth in their wealth-folly so extraneously, and with a huge vengeance they so do,
   • Decrying their foes, enemies, opposers, and detractors, but mostly the poblendum so critical;
     • The wealth fairy so surely put they all their faith in, though she is so nonexisteth too,
       • None such govertnment can maketh so wealth out of nought, so doth testify ments analytical.
8. Learn they won't from what happenest time after time, so they try and they try and they try,
   • They stealeth more money so to force into place their beliefs to do projects and works.
     • Then the commerce they've bursted up into plentyless, so they wail and they widdle and cry.
       • Then blamest and claimest they, all their opposers, by so calling them as big fat jerks.
9. When their legerdemain schemes, leviathan wields, and false promisest so doest do fail,
   • They redouble, retriple, requadruple and retry, with each one of their bligh tricky tools.
     • And when frulean efforts proof not to behoove, so they wineest and they whinest and they wail.
       • As if loud bawling about what is not, and what cant, could alterest any more natural rules.
10. They be greedy for tax money and exploit even more power, to decree, to deny, and to regulate;
    • So they hast grandiose ruckus to project and decry those who'd deny them of these roles.
      • Their desires and their avarices be now so great that not a solitary of them would wait,
        • So they use every trick and device they thunk up, for to capture the numarily polls.
11. Scream they will so and perjore so they shall do, when the leadership they don't obtain,
    • for the masses they fallest not unto the schemests put forth by their gimmean greeds.
      • When they loseth, so looseth they in retribution, demean those who in rightlyness reign
        • As they complaineth and wheedleth that nobody can, with such leaders, to pay for their needs.
12. In profundity caloric, noticeth those miserable them, who sayest so the globe be much too warm;
    • In their hubris so claimest the workhorses exhalest too baleful a breath, and too very much.
      • So they gruffle and pruffle, and bluster the populace, to demanding they cease with their harm;
        • And they tricketh the regals with fantabulus frammis, and the regis so legis their such.
13. In putting their regulus onto the unwarely electorate, they takest the privilege of comfort away,
    • Then repouting their countenances they so redouble, to enfrighten the people from demonstratize.
      • But the physics and chemics so utilize them fearful, under scrutiny vanisheth, none left to stay;
        • So findeth the truthsayers nought but legerdemain, but the frightening leader still wins noble prize.
14. In predoubulous banter and infesting probulous doubtfulry, enpoofingly declaring that they're making wealth,
    • But the source of their wealthmaking process is visible not, without any supernatural agent to spread.
      • In addition they declare that making this sperfluous value can expend to each person to care for his health.
        • Equivocating losses to purveyance from tarrifs, thus their workings make commerce become dead.
15. So wheedleth and dealeth they obtaineth the mostest of lucre, as they worshipeth all great artisans of yore.
    • They engrediently wrongestly bestoweth these artisans of worship, special rights so are multiply munerated.
      • Ending not the bepromising of wealth endless to restoreth, so those artful be payedeth as were once before;
        • Enforcethly taketh, they taxatingly stealeth the people's wealth, and endowing overmany artisans so venerated.
16. In thus light of all total these events so herein showest, and so havest yet certly to be come,
    • The folly of kings, governers, mayors, and leaders, is so plainly by cradulous men visibly be seen.
      • Still the schemes and bad plans of them issueth bountifly, of their chambers and halls forthwith propagate from,
        • Fly asunder, grind down, doest ensmash, tumble down, and demonsters governum's pensity groucherly be mean.