SPECIAL PLACES IN HADES FOR THOSE WHO...

People always say, "There is a special place in hades for (whatever they hate).

Here is my list of such special places:

  1. THOSE WHO CHEAT TO WIN AN ELECTION
  2. THOSE WHO LIE TO WIN AN ELECTION
  3. THOSE WHO CHEAT TO CHANGE THE RESULTS OF AN ELECTION
  4. THOSE WHO FALSELY CLAIM OPPONENTS CHEATED TO WIN AN ELECTION
  5. ELECTION OFFICIALS WHO DESTROY BALLOTS SO THEIR CANDIDATE WINS AN ELECTION
  6. THOSE WHO SAY PLURALITY VOTING DOESN'T GIVE ADVANTAGE TO THE MOST DIFFERENT CANDIDATE
  7. THOSE WHO CLAIM THE PLURALITY VOTING SYSTEM (VOTE FOR ONLY ONE) IS FAIR
  8. THOSE WHO CLAIM THAT RANKING VOTING SYSTEMS (ORDER YOUR PREFERENCES) ARE FAIR
  9. THOSE WHO SAY THAT MAIL-IN BALLOTS ARE FAIR AND SECURE
  10. THOSE WHO SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH MAKING PROFITS FROM OTHERS' MISFORTUNE OF BEING SICK
  11. THOSE WHO SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH MEDICINE BEING A FOR-PROFIT BUSINESS (IT'S HELLCARE)
  12. THOSE WHO CREATE A MONOPOLY IN HEALTHCARE TO BE ABLE TO CHARGE MORE
  13. THOSE WHO CHARGE HUGE AMOUNTS FOR MEDICINES PEOPLE DESPARATELY NEED
  14. THOSE WHO USE HELLCARE TO STEAL PEOPLES LIVES JUST TO MAKE MORE MONEY
  15. HELLCARE PROVIDERS WHO USE COLLECTION AGENCIES AND LAWSUITS TO GET MONEY
  16. THOSE WHO WANT A HUGE GOVERNMENT AND HIGH TAXES TO PAY FOR IT
  17. THOSE WHO THINK PROPERTY TAXATION IS FAIR (BASED ON FORMER INCOME, NOT CURRENT)
  18. THOSE WHO WANT HIGH GOVERNMENT SPENDING PAID FOR WITH INFLATION
  19. THOSE WHO WANTED TO IMPEACH PRESIDENT TRUMP WITHOUT EVIDENCE OF A CRIME
  20. THOSE WHO USE CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING FOR ANY REASON
  21. THOSE WHO THINK USING HANDS-FREE CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING IS SAFE
  22. THOSE WHO DON'T BELIEVE THAT CELL PHONES DISCONNECT THE BRAIN FROM THE ROAD
  23. POLITICIANS WHO WANT TO FORCE THEIR OWN BELIEFS ONTO OTHERS
  24. THOSE WHO WOULD TAKE CIVIL RIGHTS AWAY FROM OTHERS SO THEY FEEL SAFER
  25. THOSE WHO HATE RELIGIOUS BELIEFS
  26. THOSE WHO WANT TO FORCE PEOPLE TO DISOBEY THEIR OWN RELIGIONS
  27. THOSE WHO THINK ATHEISM IS NOT A RELIGIOUS BELIEF
  28. THOSE WHO WOULD FORCE THEIR OWN RELIGION ONTO EVERYONE
  29. THOSE WHO WOULD FORCE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ONTO EVERYONE
  30. THOSE WHO WOULD FORCE VACCINES OR MASKS ONTO EVERYONE
  31. THOSE WHO WANT TO FORCE DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME ONTO OTHERS
  32. THOSE WHO DEMAND A SPECIFIC OUTCOME IN A COURT CASE
  33. THOSE WHO DEMAND A PERFECTLY SAFE WORLD
  34. THOSE WHO DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYTHING CAN BE DANGEROUS
  35. THOSE WHO DO BELIEVE THAT EVERYTHING IS DANGEROUS
  36. THOSE WHO WANT ALL WEAPONS CONFISCATED SO ONLY GOVERNMENT CAN HAVE THEM
  37. THOSE WHO WANT THE POLICE DEFUNDED SO THEY CAN STEAL WITHOUT OPPOSITION (DEFUND THE PRESS)
  38. THOSE WHO HATE CONSERVATIVES AND REPUBLICANS
  39. THOSE WHO BELIEVE THAT LIBERALS CAN REALLY GIVE EVERYONE SOMETHING FOR NOTHING
  40. THE INVENTOR OF THE SPEED BUMP (Impose a perpetually repeating speed bump and a bad back)
  41. THE INVENTOR OF COPY PROTECTION (Impose required use of a copy-protected file)
  42. THOSE WHO PUT COPY PROTECTION ON ANYTHING
  43. THOSE WHO WANT EXTREMELY LONG PATENT OR COPYRIGHT PROTECTION
  44. THOSE WHO USE PATENTS OR COPYRIGHTS TO CREATE MONOPOLIES
  45. THOSE WHO DISCONTINUE PRODUCTS WHEN THE PATENTS OR COPYRIGHTS EXPIRE
  46. THOSE WHO WANT GOVERNMENT TO TAKE CARE OF THEM
  47. THOSE WHO EXPECT GOVERNMENT TO SPEND FOR MORE THAN THE ECONOMY CAN PROVIDE
  48. THOSE WHO EXPECT GOVERNMENT (NOT WORK) TO BE THE SOURCE OF WEALTH
  49. THOSE WHO FORCE PEOPLE TO BUY NEW PLAYERS AND MEDIA BY DISCONTINUING OLD TYPES OF MEDIA
  50. THOSE WHO DEMAND THAT PEOPLE UPDATE TO NEWER SOFTWARE
  51. THOSE WHO CREATE SOFTWARE UPDATES TO MAKE OLD SOFTWARE QUIT WORKING
  52. THOSE WHO WANT MENUS AND TOUCH SCREENS IN CARS, TAKING DRIVERS' EYES OFF THE ROAD
  53. THE INVENTOR OF OLESTRA (Impose a restroom that keeps moving away)
  54. THOSE WHO HATE ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THEM
  55. THOSE WHO WANT THEIR POLITICAL PARTY TO BE THE ONLY PARTY
  56. THE INVENTOR OF VAPING
  57. THOSE WHO DECIDED WE MUST CHANGE THE TV STANDARD
  58. THE INVENTOR OF THE CLICK COUNTING KNOB THAT HAS NO POINTER TO SHOW POSITION
  59. THOSE WHO MAKE PRODUCTS THAT FORGET SETTINGS WHEN THE POWER FAILS
  60. THOSE WHO MAKE PRODUCTS THAT FORGET SETTINGS WHEN USED WITH PLUG-IN TIMERS
  61. THOSE WHO MAKE PRODUCTS THAT STAY OFF WHEN USED WITH PLUG-IN TIMERS
  62. PUBLISHERS WHO CHARGE TEN TIMES NORMAL PRICE IF A BOOK IS A COLLEGE TEXT
  63. THE INVENTOR OF THE PARKING METER
  64. THE INVENTOR OF THE CELL PHONE PAID PARKING METER
  65. THE INVENTOR OF THE PAY TOILET
  66. THE INVENTOR OF TOLL ROADS
  67. THE INVENTOR OF ELECTRONIC TOLL COLLECTION
  68. THE INVENTOR OF ANY SELF-DRIVING CAR
  69. THE INVENTOR OF THE MINIMUM WAGE