SPECIAL PLACES IN HADES FOR THOSE WHO...
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People always say, "There is a special place in hades for (whatever they hate).
Here is my list of such special places:
- THOSE WHO CHEAT TO WIN AN ELECTION
- THOSE WHO LIE TO WIN AN ELECTION
- THOSE WHO CHEAT TO CHANGE THE RESULTS OF AN ELECTION
- THOSE WHO FALSELY CLAIM OPPONENTS CHEATED TO WIN AN ELECTION
- ELECTION OFFICIALS WHO DESTROY BALLOTS SO THEIR CANDIDATE WINS AN ELECTION
- THOSE WHO SAY PLURALITY VOTING DOESN'T GIVE ADVANTAGE TO THE MOST DIFFERENT CANDIDATE
- THOSE WHO CLAIM THE PLURALITY VOTING SYSTEM (VOTE FOR ONLY ONE) IS FAIR
- THOSE WHO CLAIM THAT RANKING VOTING SYSTEMS (ORDER YOUR PREFERENCES) ARE FAIR
- THOSE WHO SAY THAT MAIL-IN BALLOTS ARE FAIR AND SECURE
- THOSE WHO WANT A HUGE GOVERNMENT AND HIGH TAXES TO PAY FOR IT
- THOSE WHO WANT HIGH GOVERNMENT SPENDING PAID FOR WITH INFLATION
- THOSE WHO WANTED TO IMPEACH PRESIDENT TRUMP WITHOUT EVIDENCE OF A CRIME
- THOSE WHO USE CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING FOR ANY REASON
- THOSE WHO THINK USING HANDS-FREE CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING IS SAFE
- THOSE WHO DON'T BELIEVE THAT CELL PHONES DISCONNECT THE BRAIN FROM THE ROAD
- POLITICIANS WHO WANT TO FORCE THEIR OWN BELIEFS ONTO OTHERS
- THOSE WHO WOULD TAKE CIVIL RIGHTS AWAY FROM OTHERS SO THEY FEEL SAFER
- THOSE WHO HATE RELIGIOUS BELIEFS
- THOSE WHO WANT TO FORCE PEOPLE TO DISOBEY THEIR OWN RELIGIONS
- THOSE WHO THINK ATHEISM IS NOT A RELIGIOUS BELIEF
- THOSE WHO WOULD FORCE THEIR OWN RELIGION ONTO EVERYONE
- THOSE WHO WOULD FORCE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ONTO EVERYONE
- THOSE WHO WOULD FORCE VACCINES OR MASKS ONTO EVERYONE
- THOSE WHO WANT TO FORCE DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME ONTO OTHERS
- THOSE WHO DEMAND A SPECIFIC OUTCOME IN A COURT CASE
- THOSE WHO DEMAND A PERFECTLY SAFE WORLD
- THOSE WHO DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYTHING CAN BE DANGEROUS
- THOSE WHO WANT ALL WEAPONS CONFISCATED SO ONLY GOVERNMENT CAN HAVE THEM
- THOSE WHO WANT THE POLICE DEFUNDED SO THEY CAN STEAL WITHOUT OPPOSITION
- THOSE WHO HATE CONSERVATIVES AND REPUBLICANS
- THOSE WHO BELIEVE THAT LIBERALS CAN REALLY GIVE EVERYONE SOMETHING FOR NOTHING
- THE INVENTOR OF THE SPEED BUMP (Impose a perpetually repeating speed bump and a bad back)
- THE INVENTOR OF COPY PROTECTION (Impose required use of a copy-protected file)
- THOSE WHO PUT COPY PROTECTION ON ANYTHING
- THOSE WHO WANT EXTREMELY LONG PATENT OR COPYRIGHT PROTECTION
- THOSE WHO USE PATENTS OR COPYRIGHTS TO CREATE MONOPOLIES
- THOSE WHO DISCONTINUE PRODUCTS WHEN THE PATENTS OR COPYRIGHTS EXPIRE
- THOSE WHO WANT GOVERNMENT TO TAKE CARE OF THEM
- THOSE WHO EXPECT GOVERNMENT TO SPEND FOR MORE THAN THE ECONOMY CAN PROVIDE
- THOSE WHO EXPECT GOVERNMENT (NOT WORK) TO BE THE SOURCE OF WEALTH
- THOSE WHO FORCE PEOPLE TO BUY NEW PLAYERS BY DISCONTINUING OLD TYPES OF MEDIA
- THOSE WHO DEMAND THAT PEOPLE UPDATE TO NEWER SOFTWARE
- THOSE WHO CREATE SOFTWARE UPDATES TO MAKE OLD SOFTWARE QUIT WORKING
- THOSE WHO WANT MENUS AND TOUCH SCREENS IN CARS, TAKING DRIVERS' EYES OFF THE ROAD
- THE INVENTOR OF OLESTRA (Impose a restroom that keeps moving away)
- THOSE WHO HATE ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THEM
- THOSE WHO WANT THEIR POLITICAL PARTY TO BE THE ONLY PARTY
- THE INVENTOR OF VAPING
- THOSE WHO DECIDED WE MUST CHANGE THE TV STANDARD
- THE INVENTOR OF THE CLICK COUNTING KNOB THAT HAS NO POINTER TO SHOW POSITION
- THOSE WHO MAKE PRODUCTS THAT FORGET SETTINGS WHEN THE POWER FAILS
- THOSE WHO MAKE PRODUCTS THAT FORGET SETTINGS WHEN USED WITH PLUG-IN TIMERS
- THOSE WHO MAKE PRODUCTS THAT STAY OFF WHEN USED WITH PLUG-IN TIMERS
- PUBLISHERS WHO CHARGE TEN TIMES NORMAL PRICE IF A BOOK IS A COLLEGE TEXT
- THE INVENTOR OF THE PARKING METER
- THE INVENTOR OF THE CELL PHONE PAID PARKING METER
- THE INVENTOR OF THE PAY TOILET
- THE INVENTOR OF TOLL ROADS
- THE INVENTOR OF ELECTRONIC TOLL COLLECTION
- THE INVENTOR OF ANY SELF-DRIVING CAR
- THE INVENTOR OF THE MINIMUM WAGE