SPECIAL PLACES IN HADES FOR THOSE WHO...

People always say, "There is a special place in hades for (whatever they hate).

Here is my list of such special places:

  1. THOSE WHO CHEAT TO WIN AN ELECTION
  2. THOSE WHO LIE TO WIN AN ELECTION
  3. THOSE WHO CHEAT TO CHANGE THE RESULTS OF AN ELECTION
  4. THOSE WHO FALSELY CLAIM OPPONENTS CHEATED TO WIN AN ELECTION
  5. ELECTION OFFICIALS WHO DESTROY BALLOTS SO THEIR CANDIDATE WINS AN ELECTION
  6. THOSE WHO SAY PLURALITY VOTING DOESN'T GIVE ADVANTAGE TO THE MOST DIFFERENT CANDIDATE
  7. THOSE WHO CLAIM THE PLURALITY VOTING SYSTEM (VOTE FOR ONLY ONE) IS FAIR
  8. THOSE WHO CLAIM THAT RANKING VOTING SYSTEMS (ORDER YOUR PREFERENCES) ARE FAIR
  9. THOSE WHO SAY THAT MAIL-IN BALLOTS ARE FAIR AND SECURE
  10. THOSE WHO WANT A HUGE GOVERNMENT AND HIGH TAXES TO PAY FOR IT
  11. THOSE WHO WANT HIGH GOVERNMENT SPENDING PAID FOR WITH INFLATION
  12. THOSE WHO WANTED TO IMPEACH PRESIDENT TRUMP WITHOUT EVIDENCE OF A CRIME
  13. THOSE WHO USE CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING FOR ANY REASON
  14. THOSE WHO THINK USING HANDS-FREE CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING IS SAFE
  15. THOSE WHO DON'T BELIEVE THAT CELL PHONES DISCONNECT THE BRAIN FROM THE ROAD
  16. POLITICIANS WHO WANT TO FORCE THEIR OWN BELIEFS ONTO OTHERS
  17. THOSE WHO WOULD TAKE CIVIL RIGHTS AWAY FROM OTHERS SO THEY FEEL SAFER
  18. THOSE WHO HATE RELIGIOUS BELIEFS
  19. THOSE WHO WANT TO FORCE PEOPLE TO DISOBEY THEIR OWN RELIGIONS
  20. THOSE WHO THINK ATHEISM IS NOT A RELIGIOUS BELIEF
  21. THOSE WHO WOULD FORCE THEIR OWN RELIGION ONTO EVERYONE
  22. THOSE WHO WOULD FORCE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ONTO EVERYONE
  23. THOSE WHO WOULD FORCE VACCINES OR MASKS ONTO EVERYONE
  24. THOSE WHO WANT TO FORCE DAYLIGHT-SAVING TIME ONTO OTHERS
  25. THOSE WHO DEMAND A SPECIFIC OUTCOME IN A COURT CASE
  26. THOSE WHO DEMAND A PERFECTLY SAFE WORLD
  27. THOSE WHO DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYTHING CAN BE DANGEROUS
  28. THOSE WHO WANT ALL WEAPONS CONFISCATED SO ONLY GOVERNMENT CAN HAVE THEM
  29. THOSE WHO WANT THE POLICE DEFUNDED SO THEY CAN STEAL WITHOUT OPPOSITION
  30. THOSE WHO HATE CONSERVATIVES AND REPUBLICANS
  31. THOSE WHO BELIEVE THAT LIBERALS CAN REALLY GIVE EVERYONE SOMETHING FOR NOTHING
  32. THE INVENTOR OF THE SPEED BUMP (Impose a perpetually repeating speed bump and a bad back)
  33. THE INVENTOR OF COPY PROTECTION (Impose required use of a copy-protected file)
  34. THOSE WHO PUT COPY PROTECTION ON ANYTHING
  35. THOSE WHO WANT EXTREMELY LONG PATENT OR COPYRIGHT PROTECTION
  36. THOSE WHO USE PATENTS OR COPYRIGHTS TO CREATE MONOPOLIES
  37. THOSE WHO WANT GOVERNMENT TO TAKE CARE OF THEM
  38. THOSE WHO EXPECT GOVERNMENT TO SPEND FOR MORE THAN THE ECONOMY CAN PROVIDE
  39. THOSE WHO EXPECT GOVERNMENT (NOT WORK) TO BE THE SOURCE OF WEALTH
  40. THOSE WHO FORCE PEOPLE TO BUY NEW PLAYERS BY DISCONTINUING OLD TYPES OF MEDIA
  41. THOSE WHO DEMAND THAT PEOPLE UPDATE TO NEWER SOFTWARE
  42. THOSE WHO CREATE SOFTWARE UPDATES TO MAKE OLD SOFTWARE QUIT WORKING
  43. THOSE WHO WANT MENUS AND TOUCH SCREENS IN CARS, TAKING DRIVERS' EYES OFF THE ROAD
  44. THE INVENTOR OF OLESTRA (Impose a restroom that keeps moving away)
  45. THOSE WHO HATE ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THEM
  46. THOSE WHO WANT THEIR POLITICAL PARTY TO BE THE ONLY PARTY
  47. THE INVENTOR OF VAPING
  48. THOSE WHO DECIDED WE MUST CHANGE THE TV STANDARD
  49. THE INVENTOR OF THE CLICK COUNTING KNOB THAT HAS NO POINTER TO SHOW POSITION
  50. THOSE WHO MAKE PRODUCTS THAT FORGET SETTINGS WHEN THE POWER FAILS
  51. THOSE WHO MAKE PRODUCTS THAT FORGET SETTINGS WHEN USED WITH PLUG-IN TIMERS
  52. THOSE WHO MAKE PRODUCTS THAT STAY OFF WHEN USED WITH PLUG-IN TIMERS
  53. PUBLISHERS WHO CHARGE TEN TIMES NORMAL PRICE IF A BOOK IS A COLLEGE TEXT
  54. THE INVENTOR OF THE PARKING METER
  55. THE INVENTOR OF THE CELL PHONE PAID PARKING METER
  56. THE INVENTOR OF THE PAY TOILET
  57. THE INVENTOR OF TOLL ROADS
  58. THE INVENTOR OF ELECTRONIC TOLL COLLECTION
  59. THE INVENTOR OF ANY SELF-DRIVING CAR
  60. THE INVENTOR OF THE MINIMUM WAGE